Legolas woke up as the sun was rising and watched the two younglings sleep.
They are really peaceful and angelic looking when they are asleep. Legolas
sighed and thought of all that happened yesterday. He could definitely see
Merry and Pippin's influence, but these two were almost psychotic. "A
babysitter's nightmare." Legolas laughed.
He had just finished frying some fish for the little ones as they began to wake up. He noticed that Lessien had taken the dead squirrel out the water and now had it on a rope like Idril had her Orc head. The squirrel he could stand compared to the Orc head. Every time he saw Idril snuggle with it he felt sick and just wanted to vomit.
"Did you know that Merry and Pippin destroyed the ring all by themselves?" Idril asked Legolas as he handed her some fish.
"They told you that they did?" Legolas asked surprised.
Idril smiled and nodded, her mouth too full of fish to speak.
"Yeah! Merry and Pippin are the smartest and bravest hobbits I've ever known! They went on a big adventure! Hobbits never go on big adventures, ya know? And now we girl hobbits will have a big adventure of our own!" Lessien squealed joyfully.
"Um, you two are not hobbits. You know that, right? I mean, you guys are elves." Legolas told them.
Everything was silent. "You're a terrible, terrible elf, Legolas! You're a liar and a uh, a big.a big meanie!" Idril fussed and kicked dirt into Legolas's fish. Then she and Lessien ran off. Legolas sighed and put the fish down and just decided to let them go. They'd be fine.
Legolas sat there on a log and began to hum one of his favorite elven songs.
As dawn was turning into day and it was getting a little warmer, Legolas started to feel a bit guilty. And all these thoughts of the two elves in danger came into his mind. I mean, they did find a way to make the Orcs angry. So he got up and started to hunt for the children.
Legolas frantically searched for the children for hours frustrated with himself that he let them off on their own. All he could think about was how disappointed everyone would be with him. He slowly scanned the area as he walked back to the camp to gather up the rest of their things and then continued to go find them.
When he got back it was nearly night and he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw them standing by the river, tying logs together to make a raft.
"WHERE WERE YOU?!" he yelled at them.
Idril explains, "Oh we were just taking a swim in the river. And when we had come up air you weren't there, so we figured that you just got up to go murder some more innocent animal friends of ours, you murderous elf you. So we decided to catch some fish in our mouths of course! It was so fun! You should have seen Sam go! He's the best fisherman I've ever seen!"
"Sam?" Legolas asked confused.
Lessien nods and says, "Yeah, Sam! Ya know, the head!"
Idril held up the Orc head and the two elves smiled at him. Immediately, Legolas felt sick again and had to run to vomit in a bush for the fourth time from his first his meeting with the head. Then the elves went back cheerfully making the raft, ignoring the fact of Legolas' puking in a bush.
Once Legolas was done vomiting his breakfast and lunch, he decided to go for a relaxing swim to get his mind off of things, like that damn Orc head that those two psychotic children playfully called Sam.
As he reached the bottom of the river he failed to notice a shadow passing over him. When he needed air, he closed his eyes and shot himself up toward the surface, but was met by a wooden raft. When he frantically tried to go around the raft it seemed to move in all the directions that we was swimming in. Soon he was convinced that he would drown. As he slowly sank to the bottom he noticed that the raft had moved away. He then swam back to the surface as quickly as he could hoping that they wouldn't see him trying to stay alive.
When he got his head above the water he saw the two children on the raft giggling at him.
"GAH! DON'T FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS!" Legolas yelled in a fury.
The two girls began to float toward him again, giggling. Legolas began to scream psychotically, "NO! NO! GET AWAY! FLOAT FROM ME! FLOAT AWAY!"
Later that evening, Legolas was sitting by the fire deep in thought. Not noticing the two elf children sneaking around in the bushes. These two children are completely insane. At first I just thought that they were having fun singing songs that they made up thinkinh that they are hobbits. Oh, but was I ever so fooled. It would now seem that they are plotting against me. Trying to kill me. Trying to give that Sam, Orc head my body. Or worse, perhaps once I am dead, they will drag my lifeless carcus around on a rope.
As Legolas was thinking, the two elves snuck up behind him.
"My precious.." Said Idril in a Gollum sort of voice.
Legolas sat up straight when he heard this as his eyes widened. He listened to see if there really was something out there or if it was just his own mind slowly going insane. Then he heard it again.
Lessien whispered, "My own, my love, my own, my precioussssss.."
"It was stolen from me and we wants it." said Idril.
Then Lessien chimed in saying, "We hate the master, but we love him."
Legolas slowly turned around to see the two girls crouched down behind him. They giggled and jumped into the bushes.
"EWWWW! I landed in something!" Lessien squealed.
"Legolas! Can we please go see the Misty Mountains?" Idril asked Legolas as the two elves stepped out from the bushes. Lessien was a lil' distracted by some unknown substance to her anyway, that was on her boot.
"That's completely in the opposite direction!" Legolas argued.
Idril made the best puppy dog begging face and began to beg him.
Later that night as they were all laying down to go to sleep. Legolas was about to fully drift off into dream land, when he heard Idril and Lessien whispering in his ears on both side of him, "Misty Mountains! PLEASE! Misty Mountains!"
This begging soon turned into a chant. They continued for over a hour and Legolas yelled, "FINE THEN! WE'LL GO! NOW GET AWAY FROM AND GO TO SLEEP!"
The two elves skipped back to their "nest" that they had prepared with huge grins on their faces.
The next day, they were all going to the Misty Mountains. Legolas walked ahead of them as the two girls made Gollum noises and impressions. The entire day was filled with "M precious." and other Gollum expressions. The two young elves started to walk like Gollum and kept straying away yelling, "LOST! LOST! MY PRECIOUS IS LOST!"
They suddenly see the Misty Mountains and in a Gollum like rage, the two younglings ran off toward it, ahead of Legolas, yelling and shouting. Legolas didn't bother to chase after them because they were running in the right direction anyway.
By the afternoon, they had reached the Misty Mountains will Legolas trailing behind. The two children were now screaming, "WE'RE HOME!" Then they quickly ran into the caves in the mountains. Legolas ran after them shouting, "NO! NOT IN THE CAVES! AROUND THE MOUNTAIN! AROUND!"
The two elves ignored him and kept telling each other that they were home. Legolas eventually lost sight of them.
The girls ran around playfully in the caves yelling and shouting. "Look, Pippin! A sleeping monster!" Lessien yelled and pointed at a sleeping troll.
Idril smirked, "Well, Merry, looks like we've been given the opportunity to make a new friend! Right, Sam and Frodo?"
The two girls shook their dead things as if they were agreeing.
"We'll lets go wake him up!" Idril suggested.
Lessien and Idril climbed onto the troll's belly and began to jump up and down on it. It soon turned into a game of lets see who could jump higher. Suddenly, the troll opened one eye and growled at the two elves.
"Look, Pip! He's awake!" Lessien called to Idril.
Idril ran to his face and the two elves peered down onto his face as they stood on his chest.
The troll quickly got up, causing the two to tumble to the floor.
"Well that's not very nice!" Idril commented.
The troll roared in a rage and began to swing his club in the air, furious that they had disturbed him.
"Ringwraith game, eh?! Okay! You can be the ringwraith and we'll be Merry and Pippin!" Lessien chimed.
The troll just roared again and swung the club down at them. They rolled out of the way as the club smashed into the cave floor. They then ran into the shadows giggling. The two soon came upon other sleeping trolls. There were about ten of them at least, all snoring and snoozing away. The first troll was still chasing them and with all that noise, the others awoke as well. Idril and Lessien managed to escape just as Legolas was about to find them.
The two elves merrily skipped by Legolas and casually Idril said, "Oh! We have some new friends over there who are dying to meet you!"
Legolas gulped and looked ahead at the on coming trolls.
Legolas started shooting arrows at the trolls, aiming for their weak spots and never missing them. The young elves decided to become Gollums again and they flung themselves onto the trolls and began to bite them as hard as they could. And every time the troll would be about to smash them, Legolas would have to save them by shooting more arrows or using his elven swords.
To him, it seemed as though the young elves had no idea how much peril they were in. For every time a troll would fall, they'd shout, "WE DID IT! WE KILLED HIM WITH OUR RAZOR TEETH!"
And Legolas thought that he might have heard them say something about getting more rope, but he had no time to question it, the battle was still going on.
Soon as almost all the trolls were out, Legolas was shouting to the young ones to leave the caves. And they were, very slowly skipping out the caves, oblivious to the battle going on around them. Legolas saw more trolls racing into his direction. So he just ran away.
Eventually he lost them and found Lessien and Idril. But he decided to remain hidden from them for the moment. As he watched them skip along singing a new song they had recently made up and found it funny and clever.
(To the tune of: Hey Ho! To the Bottle I go!)
Hey Ho! To Rivendell I go! To wreck some havoc and make a foe Elves may call and hobbits may drink But there still be many thoughts to think
Sweet is the sound of Elrond's scream To make him give us some ice cream Better than cream, which I can pass Is a mug of soda inside this lass!
The two younglings skipped out of the caves and up into the freezing Misty Mountains. The snow was blasting in their faces, but Legolas still trailed behind him.
"Look, Idril! Just down below this cliff! Look! Its such a looooong drop!" Lessien pointed out to her sister, Idril as they both leaned over the edge.
Just then something clicked in Legolas' head, and he suddenly had the urge or idea to push them off the mountain cliff. He fought hard to resist, but soon found his legs running toward them.
He came right behind them, running at full speed. Suddenly the girls turned and moved out the way and Legolas went flying off the cliff. "He's not too bright, is he, Less?" Idril commented as they began their descent down the mountain to pick up their elf friend, that is, if he is still alive.
He had just finished frying some fish for the little ones as they began to wake up. He noticed that Lessien had taken the dead squirrel out the water and now had it on a rope like Idril had her Orc head. The squirrel he could stand compared to the Orc head. Every time he saw Idril snuggle with it he felt sick and just wanted to vomit.
"Did you know that Merry and Pippin destroyed the ring all by themselves?" Idril asked Legolas as he handed her some fish.
"They told you that they did?" Legolas asked surprised.
Idril smiled and nodded, her mouth too full of fish to speak.
"Yeah! Merry and Pippin are the smartest and bravest hobbits I've ever known! They went on a big adventure! Hobbits never go on big adventures, ya know? And now we girl hobbits will have a big adventure of our own!" Lessien squealed joyfully.
"Um, you two are not hobbits. You know that, right? I mean, you guys are elves." Legolas told them.
Everything was silent. "You're a terrible, terrible elf, Legolas! You're a liar and a uh, a big.a big meanie!" Idril fussed and kicked dirt into Legolas's fish. Then she and Lessien ran off. Legolas sighed and put the fish down and just decided to let them go. They'd be fine.
Legolas sat there on a log and began to hum one of his favorite elven songs.
As dawn was turning into day and it was getting a little warmer, Legolas started to feel a bit guilty. And all these thoughts of the two elves in danger came into his mind. I mean, they did find a way to make the Orcs angry. So he got up and started to hunt for the children.
Legolas frantically searched for the children for hours frustrated with himself that he let them off on their own. All he could think about was how disappointed everyone would be with him. He slowly scanned the area as he walked back to the camp to gather up the rest of their things and then continued to go find them.
When he got back it was nearly night and he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw them standing by the river, tying logs together to make a raft.
"WHERE WERE YOU?!" he yelled at them.
Idril explains, "Oh we were just taking a swim in the river. And when we had come up air you weren't there, so we figured that you just got up to go murder some more innocent animal friends of ours, you murderous elf you. So we decided to catch some fish in our mouths of course! It was so fun! You should have seen Sam go! He's the best fisherman I've ever seen!"
"Sam?" Legolas asked confused.
Lessien nods and says, "Yeah, Sam! Ya know, the head!"
Idril held up the Orc head and the two elves smiled at him. Immediately, Legolas felt sick again and had to run to vomit in a bush for the fourth time from his first his meeting with the head. Then the elves went back cheerfully making the raft, ignoring the fact of Legolas' puking in a bush.
Once Legolas was done vomiting his breakfast and lunch, he decided to go for a relaxing swim to get his mind off of things, like that damn Orc head that those two psychotic children playfully called Sam.
As he reached the bottom of the river he failed to notice a shadow passing over him. When he needed air, he closed his eyes and shot himself up toward the surface, but was met by a wooden raft. When he frantically tried to go around the raft it seemed to move in all the directions that we was swimming in. Soon he was convinced that he would drown. As he slowly sank to the bottom he noticed that the raft had moved away. He then swam back to the surface as quickly as he could hoping that they wouldn't see him trying to stay alive.
When he got his head above the water he saw the two children on the raft giggling at him.
"GAH! DON'T FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS!" Legolas yelled in a fury.
The two girls began to float toward him again, giggling. Legolas began to scream psychotically, "NO! NO! GET AWAY! FLOAT FROM ME! FLOAT AWAY!"
Later that evening, Legolas was sitting by the fire deep in thought. Not noticing the two elf children sneaking around in the bushes. These two children are completely insane. At first I just thought that they were having fun singing songs that they made up thinkinh that they are hobbits. Oh, but was I ever so fooled. It would now seem that they are plotting against me. Trying to kill me. Trying to give that Sam, Orc head my body. Or worse, perhaps once I am dead, they will drag my lifeless carcus around on a rope.
As Legolas was thinking, the two elves snuck up behind him.
"My precious.." Said Idril in a Gollum sort of voice.
Legolas sat up straight when he heard this as his eyes widened. He listened to see if there really was something out there or if it was just his own mind slowly going insane. Then he heard it again.
Lessien whispered, "My own, my love, my own, my precioussssss.."
"It was stolen from me and we wants it." said Idril.
Then Lessien chimed in saying, "We hate the master, but we love him."
Legolas slowly turned around to see the two girls crouched down behind him. They giggled and jumped into the bushes.
"EWWWW! I landed in something!" Lessien squealed.
"Legolas! Can we please go see the Misty Mountains?" Idril asked Legolas as the two elves stepped out from the bushes. Lessien was a lil' distracted by some unknown substance to her anyway, that was on her boot.
"That's completely in the opposite direction!" Legolas argued.
Idril made the best puppy dog begging face and began to beg him.
Later that night as they were all laying down to go to sleep. Legolas was about to fully drift off into dream land, when he heard Idril and Lessien whispering in his ears on both side of him, "Misty Mountains! PLEASE! Misty Mountains!"
This begging soon turned into a chant. They continued for over a hour and Legolas yelled, "FINE THEN! WE'LL GO! NOW GET AWAY FROM AND GO TO SLEEP!"
The two elves skipped back to their "nest" that they had prepared with huge grins on their faces.
The next day, they were all going to the Misty Mountains. Legolas walked ahead of them as the two girls made Gollum noises and impressions. The entire day was filled with "M precious." and other Gollum expressions. The two young elves started to walk like Gollum and kept straying away yelling, "LOST! LOST! MY PRECIOUS IS LOST!"
They suddenly see the Misty Mountains and in a Gollum like rage, the two younglings ran off toward it, ahead of Legolas, yelling and shouting. Legolas didn't bother to chase after them because they were running in the right direction anyway.
By the afternoon, they had reached the Misty Mountains will Legolas trailing behind. The two children were now screaming, "WE'RE HOME!" Then they quickly ran into the caves in the mountains. Legolas ran after them shouting, "NO! NOT IN THE CAVES! AROUND THE MOUNTAIN! AROUND!"
The two elves ignored him and kept telling each other that they were home. Legolas eventually lost sight of them.
The girls ran around playfully in the caves yelling and shouting. "Look, Pippin! A sleeping monster!" Lessien yelled and pointed at a sleeping troll.
Idril smirked, "Well, Merry, looks like we've been given the opportunity to make a new friend! Right, Sam and Frodo?"
The two girls shook their dead things as if they were agreeing.
"We'll lets go wake him up!" Idril suggested.
Lessien and Idril climbed onto the troll's belly and began to jump up and down on it. It soon turned into a game of lets see who could jump higher. Suddenly, the troll opened one eye and growled at the two elves.
"Look, Pip! He's awake!" Lessien called to Idril.
Idril ran to his face and the two elves peered down onto his face as they stood on his chest.
The troll quickly got up, causing the two to tumble to the floor.
"Well that's not very nice!" Idril commented.
The troll roared in a rage and began to swing his club in the air, furious that they had disturbed him.
"Ringwraith game, eh?! Okay! You can be the ringwraith and we'll be Merry and Pippin!" Lessien chimed.
The troll just roared again and swung the club down at them. They rolled out of the way as the club smashed into the cave floor. They then ran into the shadows giggling. The two soon came upon other sleeping trolls. There were about ten of them at least, all snoring and snoozing away. The first troll was still chasing them and with all that noise, the others awoke as well. Idril and Lessien managed to escape just as Legolas was about to find them.
The two elves merrily skipped by Legolas and casually Idril said, "Oh! We have some new friends over there who are dying to meet you!"
Legolas gulped and looked ahead at the on coming trolls.
Legolas started shooting arrows at the trolls, aiming for their weak spots and never missing them. The young elves decided to become Gollums again and they flung themselves onto the trolls and began to bite them as hard as they could. And every time the troll would be about to smash them, Legolas would have to save them by shooting more arrows or using his elven swords.
To him, it seemed as though the young elves had no idea how much peril they were in. For every time a troll would fall, they'd shout, "WE DID IT! WE KILLED HIM WITH OUR RAZOR TEETH!"
And Legolas thought that he might have heard them say something about getting more rope, but he had no time to question it, the battle was still going on.
Soon as almost all the trolls were out, Legolas was shouting to the young ones to leave the caves. And they were, very slowly skipping out the caves, oblivious to the battle going on around them. Legolas saw more trolls racing into his direction. So he just ran away.
Eventually he lost them and found Lessien and Idril. But he decided to remain hidden from them for the moment. As he watched them skip along singing a new song they had recently made up and found it funny and clever.
(To the tune of: Hey Ho! To the Bottle I go!)
Hey Ho! To Rivendell I go! To wreck some havoc and make a foe Elves may call and hobbits may drink But there still be many thoughts to think
Sweet is the sound of Elrond's scream To make him give us some ice cream Better than cream, which I can pass Is a mug of soda inside this lass!
The two younglings skipped out of the caves and up into the freezing Misty Mountains. The snow was blasting in their faces, but Legolas still trailed behind him.
"Look, Idril! Just down below this cliff! Look! Its such a looooong drop!" Lessien pointed out to her sister, Idril as they both leaned over the edge.
Just then something clicked in Legolas' head, and he suddenly had the urge or idea to push them off the mountain cliff. He fought hard to resist, but soon found his legs running toward them.
He came right behind them, running at full speed. Suddenly the girls turned and moved out the way and Legolas went flying off the cliff. "He's not too bright, is he, Less?" Idril commented as they began their descent down the mountain to pick up their elf friend, that is, if he is still alive.