So Now We'll Go!
(to the tune of 'I Will Survive')
Lyrics by Lumos-Nox1018
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
I didn't know how to get along without you by my side,
But then I spent so many nights thinkin' how powerful you were,
And you grew strong, and you learned how to endure,
And so you're back, from outer space, I was so glad just now that I lost
that poker face,
I didn't get that stupid graft, and now we're back to the old craft.
So now we'll go, round up them all, all those followers from way before you
fall,
We're ready for the tasks, and we'll put on those masks.
With Giants and Dementors for friends we'll plot those mudbloods' ends,
Torture muggles by the dozen since of course we can't be brethren.
That 'ole bore! Dumbledore!
Minister Fudge doesn't believe him and won't budge,
Once we kill that Potter boy, they'll never jump for joy,
We had to find our master since we stick to him like plaster.
Since he's back, with new attack,
We knew it wouldn't be long, so now we burst out in song,
Since he's back, with new attack, ohhh he's back!
We'll conquer Hogwarts, and teach the students Dark Arts,
Finish Slytherine's noble work, we won't admit a mudblood dork,
We'll call it Voldie's castle and it won't be a hassle,
Write messages on the board, all in honor of the Dark Lord!
Chorus
So now we'll go, round up them all, all those followers from way before
your fall,
We're ready for the tasks and we'll put on those masks.
Since he's back, with new attack, ohhh he's back!
End chorus
Even Quidditch beaters won't dare defy his brave deatheaters,
We're ever so loyal, to his highness very royal,
Those who were faithful will be rewarded, unlike those who deserted,
At the meetings you're never bored, hanging round with the Dark Lord!
Chorus
We'll kill all opposers and the minister, 'cause we're evil and we're
sinister,
With a killing everyday, if you're targeted you'd better pray,
We'll chase any homicide lark, and enjoy shooting up the Dark Mark,
Soon there'll be a huge horde, all under the banner of the Dark Lord!
Chorus
We wouldn't want to boast, but his rule will stretch from coast to coast,
Across every continent, even to the Antarctic,
Everyone will follow his rule just because he's so cool,
It'll be the Dark Lord and you, everyone else followin' too!
Chorus
Anyone who doesn't follow, any little creep, we'll pile 'em in a heap an
dump them into Challengers Deep,
He's got his own style and flair, and if you don't follow he'll give you a
little scare,
Aveda Kedavra anyone can justify, we'll just as soon use as stupefy,
Better pull together your act, since now he's back!
Chorus
(to the tune of 'I Will Survive')
Lyrics by Lumos-Nox1018
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
I didn't know how to get along without you by my side,
But then I spent so many nights thinkin' how powerful you were,
And you grew strong, and you learned how to endure,
And so you're back, from outer space, I was so glad just now that I lost
that poker face,
I didn't get that stupid graft, and now we're back to the old craft.
So now we'll go, round up them all, all those followers from way before you
fall,
We're ready for the tasks, and we'll put on those masks.
With Giants and Dementors for friends we'll plot those mudbloods' ends,
Torture muggles by the dozen since of course we can't be brethren.
That 'ole bore! Dumbledore!
Minister Fudge doesn't believe him and won't budge,
Once we kill that Potter boy, they'll never jump for joy,
We had to find our master since we stick to him like plaster.
Since he's back, with new attack,
We knew it wouldn't be long, so now we burst out in song,
Since he's back, with new attack, ohhh he's back!
We'll conquer Hogwarts, and teach the students Dark Arts,
Finish Slytherine's noble work, we won't admit a mudblood dork,
We'll call it Voldie's castle and it won't be a hassle,
Write messages on the board, all in honor of the Dark Lord!
Chorus
So now we'll go, round up them all, all those followers from way before
your fall,
We're ready for the tasks and we'll put on those masks.
Since he's back, with new attack, ohhh he's back!
End chorus
Even Quidditch beaters won't dare defy his brave deatheaters,
We're ever so loyal, to his highness very royal,
Those who were faithful will be rewarded, unlike those who deserted,
At the meetings you're never bored, hanging round with the Dark Lord!
Chorus
We'll kill all opposers and the minister, 'cause we're evil and we're
sinister,
With a killing everyday, if you're targeted you'd better pray,
We'll chase any homicide lark, and enjoy shooting up the Dark Mark,
Soon there'll be a huge horde, all under the banner of the Dark Lord!
Chorus
We wouldn't want to boast, but his rule will stretch from coast to coast,
Across every continent, even to the Antarctic,
Everyone will follow his rule just because he's so cool,
It'll be the Dark Lord and you, everyone else followin' too!
Chorus
Anyone who doesn't follow, any little creep, we'll pile 'em in a heap an
dump them into Challengers Deep,
He's got his own style and flair, and if you don't follow he'll give you a
little scare,
Aveda Kedavra anyone can justify, we'll just as soon use as stupefy,
Better pull together your act, since now he's back!
Chorus