here iiiiiiiiiiiiis chapter three!

Chapter 2

"Who are you callin' an idiot Snape?" James demended as he stood up.

"Who do you think?" Severus said looking at the frog guts on the walls of the compartment.

"I KILLED WILBERT!" Sirius screamed as he began crying.

"Your an idiot Sirius." Remus said playfully.

"Thank you i know!" Sirius replied grinning like the cheshire cat.

"Thats not a good thing..." Remus sat down

Severus looked at them and walked away.James sat back down and sat on frog guts.

"Ew Sirius clean this up!"

"NO! Its the last thing i have left of Wilbert!"

"Wilbert?" James asked stupidy

"MY FROG YOU MORON!...."Sirius said and pouted " Besides i have plans for him!"

Remus looked out the window. It was full moon tonight. He would have to skip dinner. He didnt want to ditch his friends though. But if they found it out he wouldn't have any friends. So he would have to ditch them at Hogsmeade. Madam Pomfrey would be waiting for him and he would follow her to the Shreiking Shack.

"Remus helloooooooooooooooo come back to earth buddy!" Sirius screamed at Remus.

"huh?"

"Watcha thinkin about?"

"Nothing..its just..nothing"

Sirius raised his eyebrows "You can tell us!"

"Tell you what?"

"That you have a girlfriend named timmy back at your house!He wears dresses too!" Sirius said and resumed the search for the whppoie cushion and pus.

"What?"

"Nothing never mind!'

SIrius was looking for more than pus and a whoopie cushion. He was also looking for his camera his mother gave him at the platform when she gave him his underwear that he forgot.

Sirius POV

Okay i have to learn to be organized. But thats not fun! Therefore i shall never be organized! Remus is sleeping. James is looking at a magazine. There no fun!...... But i know whats fun! MAYHEM! AND CHAOS! But first i must find my tools! Where could they be?..In my trunk! Well no duh!.........

looking through trunk

Um..where is it?I was sure i packed it! Wait..this isnt my trunk! Its James'! Where is mine then?.....Oh there it is!

Sirius rummaged through his trunk and found the pus and the whoopie cushion.

Where did i put my diary?(A/N: yes diary!Its name is Fred! i had to put that in! Its the only way Sirius stays happy and plans out pranks without others knowing!Before he met James though)

Sirius took out a quill from his pocket and poked some frog guts on the wall. He would need it for this prank.

He went back to looking in huis trunk and soon found his journal. He began to write:

Dear Fred,

I met a new person! He smells funny and has a hook nose! Well i met him for the first time on the train thingie im on. Snapie-poo he's just as evil as when we were three and he came over with his evil parents to meet my evil parents and the evil one (mom) said we were going to get along great but we didnt and i kicked him and he got really mad and started crying and i kicked him again and went to my room and talked to you! T'was a fun day! If evil one wouldn't have made me apoloize and made us play together eery weekend. It's evil! That is why i call her evil one! lalala James and remus are sleeping. OHMYGOD JAMES HAS A PLAYBOY! Maybe evil one will buy me one?...something to think about. Uh-oh Remus is waking up. Bye Fred!

Sirius

Sirius threw his diary back in his trunk and slammed it shut before Remus could see it.

"Remus?"

"Yeah?"

"Wanna do sumthin fun?"

"Depends on what you have in mind."

"Pranks?"

"Pranks?"

"Pranks and i need you to help!"

"Oh no! Im not getting into trouble my first day of school! No way!"

"You wont besides you need to do something fun!"

"Alright what kind of prank?"

"See that little guy over there?"

Sirius pointed to the compartment beside there's. A boy around Remus' age was sitting there asleep and alone.

"Yeah.."

"When he gets up to go to the bathroom you go hide this where he's gonna sit!"Sirius held up a whoopie cushion filled with pus.

"What the hell are you thinking? We can't do that!"

"Yes we can!"

"For one you dont know if he will use the bathroom and for two im not gonna do it!"

"Oh but he will!"

"How do you know?"

"I saw him drinking some butterbeer about an hour ago!"

"What are you?Some kind of stalker?"

"No i just pay attention."

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Okay here is an update for here! now i need to work on an update for Fallen through and the one i am working on! tata children!

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