AAAH SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE SOONER! hope you forgive me sniff Ok so this is a complete chapter! Im tryin to extend them. Oh and for anyone reading 'Awakening' its a one parter.

Disclamer - I OWN NADA LADA! I only own the plot! See? Wasn't that fun?ducks flying tomatoes

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NOTE!

italics mean remembering things. Aka scenes from the past.

Bold is my notes

and straight is one of them talking. Their Maruder names are what they are identified with.. or if its like this:

Moony: Shut up padfooot.

Get it? Got it? Good!

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Chapter 3

"When he gets up to go to the bathroom you go hide this where he's gonna sit!"Sirius held up a whoopie cushion filled with pus.

"What the hell are you thinking? We can't do that!"

"Yes we can!"

"For one you dont know if he will use the bathroom and for two im not gonna do it!"

"Oh but he will!"

"How do you know?"

"I saw him drinking some butterbeer about an hour ago!"

"What are you?Some kind of stalker?"

"No i just pay attention."

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Sirius POV A/N: Siri piv is fun! ya gotta admit!)

"Sirius, if you get me in trouble im going to have to kick your ass." There he goes with the whole ass kicking thing again.. He's such a complainer! He can't stand it that my pranks are just plain sm,art and his arent worth diddly squat!.. Is diddly squat a word?hmm.... I'll ask Remus, but not now! I've got work to do!

I smile my crooked psychotic smile. "Remus, Remus, Remus... Do you have any faith in me?"

"No, that would be stupid." STUPID? STUPID? HAVING FAITH IN YOUR FRIENDS IS STUPID? Fine... See if i care..

"YOU BASTARD! HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE FAITH IN ME!?!?! I AM YOUR FRIEND! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!" So i couldn't not care.. big deal..

"Shut up! You'll wake James up!"

"I DONT CARE!"

"Whoozair? Sirius shut the hell up." Oops.. i woke the king up! OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!

Prongs: And i almost did kill Padfoot. But his mom would have killed me.

AAAAAH JAMES IS ATTACKING ME.. Oh wait... no im hitting myself..

"Your insane Sirius. Now what were you saying about that whoopis cushion?" Remy Wemy says stuff to seriously. He needs to talk more Siriusly!!!

"Yes! When he gets up we put the pus-filled device where he sits and cover it with James' invisibility cloak and voila! He gets puss all over his ass!!! Pretty genius if i do say so myself."

"YOU IDIOT!" Jamie is mad... Was it somethign i said?, "IM NOT LOSING MY DAD'S CLOAK FOR SOME STUPID PRANK!" .............. Will he stop yelling?

"Okay.. so then we will................." What can we dedadadedado? Hmmmm..... "HA! We can hide it under a cloak or something!"

"Not a bad idea... James?" Remus... sounding so professioninal! SHEESH GIVE IT A REST Mister his smarty pants too big for him... Person...Guy... Dude.... Yeah....

"Sounds good. Sirius, your going."

"ME? WHY ME? The mastermind never does the dirtywork! You do it Remus!" ME? THEY WANT THE GENIUS TO DO IT? Idiots... me? Why me?...

"Because you are faster than me and James put togther and smarter."

"Yeah i am- wha?" Did he just say im smarter than him? NO WAY! He's a genius and im..... a Sirius! teehee

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Sorry guys, my mom is kickin me off. Ill finish this tonight and have it up tomorow. Providing i dont collapse from this cold medicine sneeses Sowwi.

ttyl lylas

Sammy