IM BAACK! happy new year to all! Hope you didnt get too drunk for 05! quoting my friend "I didnt get drunk, just a little buzzed".." Is it a bad thing that i cant walk straight?"
HERE TAKE IT!
Disclamer: Yeah.. i own NADA!
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Prongs: So, i had to do the deed. Padfoot wouldn't stop whining about it and Remus refused, so i got stuck with it.
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James POV
Hmmmm how can i do this without being caught? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
"Ok, he's up! GO NOW JAMIE!" Sirius yelled at me. I swear, someday im killing him.
I looked over at Remus, begging him to do it, he of course just smirked. Hmph. So in retaliation i stuck my tongue out at him. he, AGAIN, smirked his oh-so-evil-know-it-all smile that teachers give you when you get an answer wrong. Annoying..
"You volunteered yourself for this James. So get going before that rock comes back." ...Does he always have to be such a smartass? Sirius pushed me out of or compartment, with the whoopee cushion and my wand, and creeped over. I placed Sirius' 'brilliant creation' on the guys seat, charmed it, and ran back.
"Good goin' Jamie! Now, we wait." Sirius said and sat down on his trunk.
We waited........
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
And waited....
1 hour and 38 minuites later...
"Im BORED! Jamie, entertain me." Sirius said and crossed his arms. "How long does it take to go to the bathroom? Unless.... He's m-"
"SHUT UP SIRIUS BLACK!" Remus and I yelled in unison.
"What? What did i say?" He looked at me then at Remus and started his from jump again.
"Things we don't want to know or talk about." Remus said. I nooded and Sirius rolled onto his back and started barking.
"What are you doing?" I asked Sirius. He looked up at me and said: "woof."
Remus stood up and pulled his trunk down from the rafters above us. He opened the lock and started looking for something. Its organized! wow. He's too.... perfect. Not a flaw in that kid! Too perfect to be human....
"Wanna play exploding snap?" Remus asked me. I nodded "Sure."
Sirius whined, still acting like a dog, and looked at us with big watery eyes.
"Sorry Siri, dogs cant play exploding snap!" I told him. He's such an.... Oh wait, that kid's coming back!
"Guys he's coming" Remus whispered. Sirius sat bolt upright and we watched, he went back in his compartment
....................He started to sit down...................
...................Lower............................................
...................And Lower.....................................
..................He sat on Sirius' device...................
................And.................................................
...............It......................................................
.............Exploded.............................................
..............And pus leaked all over his ass...........
.............And....................................................
............"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"..
Sirius, Rmus and Iall burst out laughing. Sirius was rolling on the floor. Remus was keeledover his trunk and I was laying on the bench laughing hard. The kid was screaming in pain. We were red-faced and couldnt breathe, we were laughing so hard. The kid ran to the bathroom.
After we stopped laughing, and started breathing, Sirius said: "That was good. We should do it again sometime."
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Prongs: And that was Number One.......
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Good? Hope you liked it. 6 more to go! Im going to try to keep them to one long chapter. So the next one should be up in a few weeks. (Still planning it out) So happy new year and SAMMY OUT! (:P Just for fun lmao)