Dobby the Long-Nosed House Elf
To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Dobby the long-nosed house-elf (house-elf)
Had a long and pointy nose,
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
He'd be wearing lots of clothes.
All of the other house-elves (house-elves)
Looked upon him with much shame,
They never let poor Dobby (Dobby)
Join in all their cleaning games.
Then one night at Hogwarts school,
Dobby came to stay;
He got a dirty sock from Harry,
Now he's free and very merry!
All of the other house-elves (house-elves)
Think he's quite a mystery,
Since he requested pay,
He'll go down in history!