Second chapter

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Naruto walked home. The sky has turned dark, and the cold wind made his body tremble, but he didn't care. He kept thinking about his conversation with Sakura. "Why did she become so angry? Did I do anything wrong? Or, is it that Sakura is…jealous? No, that's impossible," he shook his head to erase that strange idea. "I'm nothing to Sakura…she hates me, she likes Sasuke, not me," he spoke loudly to himself, then he sighed.

"What is it about Sakura? A little love problem?" a flat voice shattered his thoughts. Kakashi was standing behind him, with a usual bored look on his voice, one hand on his pocket and one holding 'Icha-Icha Paradise'.

"Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing here?"

"From the bookstore buying this book. And what's up with you guys?" he shut his book and gazed at Naruto with bored eyes.

"Nothing…just a bit…hey, Kakashi-sensei, can I ask you something?"

"What? Love advice?"

"Ng…kind of…actually," Naruto scratched his head and began to tell his sensei about his problem.

"So that's what you were murmuring about… a girl's heart is so complicated, and it seems you don't understand anything about them, do you want to borrow this to understand about them?" he offered his favorite porn novel to Naruto.

"What? Don't joke like that! Who wants to read porn stuff like that? I'm asking you how to say sorry to her, not asking for those books!" Naruto screamed, his face turning red.

"Okay then," calmly, he put his book into his shuriken bag, acting like it's normal for kids reading porn novels. " If you want to say sorry to her just ask her for a walk, tomorrow there's no practice, " he suggested.

"A walk?"

"Yeah, like going to the cinema or something like that, there's a good hentai movie in the cinemas now, I've watched it yesterday."

"Ah, seems like a good idea…AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE HENTAI MOVIES, I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" Naruto stomped his feet wildly, his face turning red like a tomato.

"Hahaha! You know me well, don't you? Ja, work hard, I'll give you some supports!" Kakashi laughed and in a flash he disappeared, leaving Naruto alone.

"Some supports? I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling about that."

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Haruno Sakura was standing in the entrance, waiting for Naruto to come. Naruto has phoned him yesterday, saying sorry and asking her for a walk. Though they promised to meet at ten, Sakura has begun to prepare from half past six. She spent a lot of time to take a bath (making sure that she had cleaned every part), to choose clothes (throwing out all of her clothes from her cupboard before choosing a white tank top with a pink blazer and a light pink skirt), to brush her hair (brushing it for nearly a hour and wearing pink hair clips). Then, thinking that she would be late, she rushed out, arriving thirty minutes earlier.

"Sa-ku-ra!"

"Naruto…"

"Sorry if I made you wait…ng, your clothes…"

"Ah. This? Is it strange?" Sakura blushed.

"No. It suits you," Naruto grinned, causing Sakura blushing even harder.

"Thank you, ng…Naruto…your clothes…"

"What? Is there anything strange? This is my ordinary clothes, isn't it?"

"No, there's nothing…"

"Souka. Ja, let's buy the tickets! I'll pay for it!" Naruto ran cheerfully to the ticket windows.

Sakura nodded and followed him, feeling stupid for the entire make up. I shouldn't have considered this as a date," she thought. And as for Naruto, being insensitive to love as usual, he didn't notice anything.

"Sakura, what do you want to watch?" Naruto asked.

"I don't mind watching anything, it's up to you."

"Hm…then, that 'Ramen Monster' seems interesting! Do you want to watch it?" Naruto pointed at a banner with a large bowl of Ramen haunting some small french-fries.

"Ng…yeah…" Ramen Monster? What's interesting with that?

"Excuse me…Mr. Uzumaki?" a man with black sunglasses and a black coat tapped his shoulder.

"Ng? Yes, I'm Uzumaki. Who are you?" Naruto gazed at the stranger with puzzled eyes.

"There's someone searching for you. She said that this is important, so she wants to meet you alone. Please follow me," with an instruction, he asked Naruto to follow him.

"Ng…okay, sorry, Sakura! I'll come back in a minute!" Naruto followed the stranger. The stranger walked to a desolate spot and stopped. Then with a grin he disappeared in a smoke and transformed into a blonde girl.

"Akh! Ino!"

"Are you that stupid? Using your ordinary clothes for a date?" she ignored Naruto's words.

"W…what? But why?"

"Kakashi-sensei told me about your date, so I'm here to tell you some advice."

"Damn Kakashi-sensei! Telling this to someone else…!"

"He also told the others about this," Ino chuckled.

"What? So Hinata too…?"

"Don't worry. He didn't say anything to Hinata's group. Just forget that now! Think about your date now! Can't you dress a bit? And don't you ever think about watching that Ramen movie! Can't you watch something more romantic?" she yelled at the still puzzled boy.

"W…wait! This isn't a date! I'm just asking her out to say sorry! And I like this clothes, it's comfortable!" Naruto complained.

"Heh? Not a date? So you hate her?" Ino asked with a cruel tone, forcing Naruto to admit his feelings.

"I don't! I just…" Naruto began to panic.

"Hahaha…you can't lie to me! Besides that, you two look compatible," she giggled.

"What the…?"

"Listen, Naruto. I've known her since little, she's kind of a coward and dislikes horror movies. So ask her to watch a horror movie and hold her hands when she's scared," Ino grinned, her eyes glistening with interest.

"But…if she doesn't like it, I won't ask her to watch it."

"It doesn't matter, you stupid. This is named a great love tactic!"

"But…it doesn't mean that it would success right?"

"It would. I know that well, cause I'm a girl. So, go and remember: a horror movie! I'll help you when you need some help!" Ino pushed Naruto and transformed into a man using Henge no Jutsu.

::: In the studio :::

"AKH!" Sakura screamed to see the slayer walking to his victim, with an evil grin and a big knife.

"Hoi, Naruto, hold her hands!" the man-version Ino whispered to Naruto. She (or he?) was sitting behind Naruto and Sakura, waiting for Naruto to act. She cared a lot about Sakura and was glad to help Sakura's love problem, as she knew that Sakura has a big crush on Naruto.

"W…what? But…"

"Just hold her hands!"

"B…but, I…" TBC

Ng…don't know a suitable end, so I ended it there. Btw, please review! And thanks for those who had reviewed the first chapter :D