O.k...here goes my sanity.
I own George Weasley, he lives in my bathroom. I own Sirius Black, he's chained in my closet.
Jane owns Fred Weasley and Snape, I don't know where she keeps them. She hides them from me.
We have joint custody of Draco Malfoy. And Lord Voldemort owns US, other than THAT, we no own.
DISGRUNTLED SCHOOL
Ron whispered something to Harry and Hermione. Hermione paled as Harry squeeled like a ten yers old girl. "You WHAT!!!?" Ron blushed. "I...had...Proff...MMANFSHAF..." Ron twitched. "You had sex with Proffesor SPROUT for a good grade!" Harry said, almost puking. "SSHHHHHHH." Ron said, not wanting others to know. "Don't you tell ME to SHH!! I'm better than you 'cause I'M the boy that lived, and AAAAIIIIIII can say VOLDEMORT without getting scared, and AAAAIIIIII am the main character and HERO of a best selling BOOK!" Harry said, snapping his fingers. Hermione rolled her eyes. "The sorting hat was right!" She proclaimed. "I should be in Ravenclaw!" And she moved to sit with Ravenclaw.
Meanwhile at the Slytherin table...
"Look at THESE!" A random Slytherin said, holding up some panties. "Ooohhh yeeaaahhh! You left these in my room!" He said, batting his eyes at a girl down the table from him. She was red down to the collar of her shirt. "Isn't she your SISTER?" Draco asked. Now the boy was blushing. "O-Only by marriage..." He said. "You should be in Hufflepuff. That's where ALL the inbreeders go." Katora (My angry alter ego) sneered. Draco smirked with her. Veronika (Jane's angry alter ego) Made a comment too rude for anyone under twenty, let's leave it at that.
Meanwhile at the teachers' table...
Albutt DumbelDork (AKA: Dumbledor) smiled at McGonagal. She looked away. DumbelDork took out a peice of parchment and a quill then wrote a note. He passed it to Hagrid, who passed it to her. She read it and screamed at him. "I TOLD YOU! WE'RE OVER!" And sat back down, Snape surpressed laughter. Heeheehee. Albutt looked depressed. Yes, very sad...
O.K JANE!!! Your turn, and don't forget Longbottom's err..."Problem" Ok, have fun!!!!!
And make the chapter longer...I'll do better next time.
I own George Weasley, he lives in my bathroom. I own Sirius Black, he's chained in my closet.
Jane owns Fred Weasley and Snape, I don't know where she keeps them. She hides them from me.
We have joint custody of Draco Malfoy. And Lord Voldemort owns US, other than THAT, we no own.
DISGRUNTLED SCHOOL
Ron whispered something to Harry and Hermione. Hermione paled as Harry squeeled like a ten yers old girl. "You WHAT!!!?" Ron blushed. "I...had...Proff...MMANFSHAF..." Ron twitched. "You had sex with Proffesor SPROUT for a good grade!" Harry said, almost puking. "SSHHHHHHH." Ron said, not wanting others to know. "Don't you tell ME to SHH!! I'm better than you 'cause I'M the boy that lived, and AAAAIIIIIII can say VOLDEMORT without getting scared, and AAAAIIIIII am the main character and HERO of a best selling BOOK!" Harry said, snapping his fingers. Hermione rolled her eyes. "The sorting hat was right!" She proclaimed. "I should be in Ravenclaw!" And she moved to sit with Ravenclaw.
Meanwhile at the Slytherin table...
"Look at THESE!" A random Slytherin said, holding up some panties. "Ooohhh yeeaaahhh! You left these in my room!" He said, batting his eyes at a girl down the table from him. She was red down to the collar of her shirt. "Isn't she your SISTER?" Draco asked. Now the boy was blushing. "O-Only by marriage..." He said. "You should be in Hufflepuff. That's where ALL the inbreeders go." Katora (My angry alter ego) sneered. Draco smirked with her. Veronika (Jane's angry alter ego) Made a comment too rude for anyone under twenty, let's leave it at that.
Meanwhile at the teachers' table...
Albutt DumbelDork (AKA: Dumbledor) smiled at McGonagal. She looked away. DumbelDork took out a peice of parchment and a quill then wrote a note. He passed it to Hagrid, who passed it to her. She read it and screamed at him. "I TOLD YOU! WE'RE OVER!" And sat back down, Snape surpressed laughter. Heeheehee. Albutt looked depressed. Yes, very sad...
O.K JANE!!! Your turn, and don't forget Longbottom's err..."Problem" Ok, have fun!!!!!
And make the chapter longer...I'll do better next time.