Hello, this is Kao-Ko; Katora would be doing this but.
(Katora walks into the room decked out in all black, with a black leather trench coat, and her face painted. She looks angry and depressed.)
Kao-Ko: Katora watched The Crow, and now she's unstable. She can't take the fact a movie makes her cry.
Katora: (With gun in hand.) The movie did NOT make me cry! That movie DOESN'T MAKE ME CRY! (She tries to shoot Kao-Ko, Kao-Ko dodges.)
DISGRUNTLED SCHOOL
The next class was Herbology with Ravenclaw. Hermione stood nowhere near Ron and Harry. Ron reached for a plant and accidentally touched Harry's arm. "MANWHORE! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" Harry screamed, causing everyone to stare. "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE INNOCENT AND NIEVE! DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR TAINTED." Harry got that far before all the muggles started singing one of their muggle songs.
"Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away."
They all sang in unison, with a couple guys singing instrumental. Harry understood, but Ron was lost. "TAINTED LOVE! Do do do DOO DOO! Tainted love! Do do do DOO DOO! Tainted LOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE!" Harry sang. Hermione laughed at his stupidity. Then Professor Sprout came in and Harry went running to the other end of the green house.
Ron went running after him but Harry screamed "MAAAAANNNNNNNNWHHHHHOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" And Ron sulked off.
*
MEANWILE:
AS DRACO AND POSSE SKIP CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES.
"Hand me that cigarette." Katora asked, pointing at the last cigarette in the pack next to Draco. "Get it yourself, Woman!" Draco said. Katora shrugged then flung herself on him. She 'accidentally' grabbed his ass while trying to grab the pack of smokes. She licked the side of his face and sat back next to Veronika. Veronika glared at Katora as she lit her cigarette.
Draco was wiping the saliva off his face when Veronika pounced on him. "Drakie! Wanna have some real fun?" She asked. "Hold this." Katora said, handing her cig to Crabbe. Katora launched on what was open of Draco and the two girls started duking it out for him, Draco in the middle.
"Do you want some help?" Goyle asked Draco. Draco gave him the finger. "I'm enjoying this!" He said, and Crabbe and Goyle realized that the two girls had given up fighting and settled with sharing him. "Joint Custody" they called it.
Then the door to the Slytherin bathroom opened, and the brother and sister walked in, making out. "Holy SHIT! Your at it AGAIN!" Katora and Veronika said in unison, momentarily forgetting what they had been doing to Draco. The two, Steve and Valerie, jumped in the air and went running out. Valerie was crying. "Those two are fucked up!" Draco said. Katora, the lust fest having lost its moment, grabbed her cigarette and Punched Crabbe for having smoked some off it.
*
DUMBELDORK TRIES TO WIN BACK HIS WOMAN
"But.but." Dumbeldork pleaded, but she wouldn't give in. Snape was standing in the room, unnoticed. He found this terribly amusing, and had a bag of popcorn with him. "I said NO! NO! NO! NO!" She shrieked. "Please, Minerva! Please." "NO!" She said again. "Why? Is it another man?" He asked. "Yes, in fact. I'm in love with Severus Snape."
"AAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Snape and Dumbeldork shouted. Snape went running out of the room, his arms flailing. He turned into the first bathroom he saw, and found his favorite students sitting on the floor. "Hello." Katora and Veronika said. Katora didn't even bother to hide her cigarette. "H-h-hello." He said and tried to calmly walk out. He ended up running.
A/N: Yes, read and review. Kitty, you are next. I'll call you later and we can figure out a way to get Voldemort in the story.
(Katora walks into the room decked out in all black, with a black leather trench coat, and her face painted. She looks angry and depressed.)
Kao-Ko: Katora watched The Crow, and now she's unstable. She can't take the fact a movie makes her cry.
Katora: (With gun in hand.) The movie did NOT make me cry! That movie DOESN'T MAKE ME CRY! (She tries to shoot Kao-Ko, Kao-Ko dodges.)
DISGRUNTLED SCHOOL
The next class was Herbology with Ravenclaw. Hermione stood nowhere near Ron and Harry. Ron reached for a plant and accidentally touched Harry's arm. "MANWHORE! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" Harry screamed, causing everyone to stare. "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE INNOCENT AND NIEVE! DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR TAINTED." Harry got that far before all the muggles started singing one of their muggle songs.
"Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away."
They all sang in unison, with a couple guys singing instrumental. Harry understood, but Ron was lost. "TAINTED LOVE! Do do do DOO DOO! Tainted love! Do do do DOO DOO! Tainted LOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE!" Harry sang. Hermione laughed at his stupidity. Then Professor Sprout came in and Harry went running to the other end of the green house.
Ron went running after him but Harry screamed "MAAAAANNNNNNNNWHHHHHOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" And Ron sulked off.
*
MEANWILE:
AS DRACO AND POSSE SKIP CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES.
"Hand me that cigarette." Katora asked, pointing at the last cigarette in the pack next to Draco. "Get it yourself, Woman!" Draco said. Katora shrugged then flung herself on him. She 'accidentally' grabbed his ass while trying to grab the pack of smokes. She licked the side of his face and sat back next to Veronika. Veronika glared at Katora as she lit her cigarette.
Draco was wiping the saliva off his face when Veronika pounced on him. "Drakie! Wanna have some real fun?" She asked. "Hold this." Katora said, handing her cig to Crabbe. Katora launched on what was open of Draco and the two girls started duking it out for him, Draco in the middle.
"Do you want some help?" Goyle asked Draco. Draco gave him the finger. "I'm enjoying this!" He said, and Crabbe and Goyle realized that the two girls had given up fighting and settled with sharing him. "Joint Custody" they called it.
Then the door to the Slytherin bathroom opened, and the brother and sister walked in, making out. "Holy SHIT! Your at it AGAIN!" Katora and Veronika said in unison, momentarily forgetting what they had been doing to Draco. The two, Steve and Valerie, jumped in the air and went running out. Valerie was crying. "Those two are fucked up!" Draco said. Katora, the lust fest having lost its moment, grabbed her cigarette and Punched Crabbe for having smoked some off it.
*
DUMBELDORK TRIES TO WIN BACK HIS WOMAN
"But.but." Dumbeldork pleaded, but she wouldn't give in. Snape was standing in the room, unnoticed. He found this terribly amusing, and had a bag of popcorn with him. "I said NO! NO! NO! NO!" She shrieked. "Please, Minerva! Please." "NO!" She said again. "Why? Is it another man?" He asked. "Yes, in fact. I'm in love with Severus Snape."
"AAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Snape and Dumbeldork shouted. Snape went running out of the room, his arms flailing. He turned into the first bathroom he saw, and found his favorite students sitting on the floor. "Hello." Katora and Veronika said. Katora didn't even bother to hide her cigarette. "H-h-hello." He said and tried to calmly walk out. He ended up running.
A/N: Yes, read and review. Kitty, you are next. I'll call you later and we can figure out a way to get Voldemort in the story.