~*~* On the Way to Breakfast *~*~
Draco's Posse peered around the corner "Hark!" Veronika whispered " I see incest!" She pointed down the hall where Steve and Valerie where snogging like the world was about to end. She and Katora looked at each other and said at the same time "GROADY!" They all looked at each other "Huddle up!" Draco whispered. They huddled up "They're blocking our path!" Draco whispered
" I say we beat 'em up! This has got to be illegal." Katora said
"Sorry. No. Not illegal." Veronika said sadly, no one doubted her word. Veronika knew every law, muggle or magic, that way she knew every loophole. That came in handy when they got in trouble with Dumbledork.
" I know what we can do." said Crabbe. Everyone was astounded. " I say we pound 'em" Well, maybe not that astounded.
Veronika rolled her eyes "Or we could do this." she walked out dragging Draco (alliteration) and Katora. She said rather loudly "So what did Lucius say?" Draco gave her a perplexed look, she rolled her eyes, " He said that Steve and Valerie would be killed by Voldemort if they didn't quit with the incest!?"
She kicked him in the shin to make her point "OW... oh right he did say that, it's so sad(more alliteration) maybe we should warn them?" Katora gave him the patented 'Run Now' look.
"Hell no, that's nasty! Let them be killed!" She yelled at him. Out of the corner of their eyes they saw Steve and Valerie break apart, look at each other whisper shake hands and walk opposite directions. Mission accomplished they broke up the inbreeders!
~*~* In Potions*~*~
"Professor Snape I was wondering if I were to per say drop this" Veronika indicated the plant in her hand "Into the cauldron. What would happen?"
He paled "Well, Veronika ... the clothes of the last person whose name you said would disappear." She smiled mischievously and dropped it, catching it only a moment before it hit the liquid. Then she winked at him as the class let out a sigh of relief, "I'm only playing I would never do that to you in front of so many people, now if I were the only one here, that would be a different matter." she winked again, receiving an elbow in the side from Katora. She looked over at her, "What?" she asked trying to sound innocent, Katora just rolled her eyes. "Wanna fag?" she asked holding out a pack of smokes, Veronika grinned and took one. They lit them with the fire under their cauldron, the Gryffindors were stunned. In the middle of class! They just lit up in the middle of class! "Veronika, Katora put those out." Snape said (alliteration! Fun AND exciting)
Veronika fake pouted, "But we just lit up! Please Sevie-Poo, don't make us put them out." she gave him a puppy dog face. "Pwease."
"Oh alright, but don't call me Sevie-Poo!" he said trying to regain any hint of dignity. She beamed "Longbottom, what the hell are you looking at?!" he stormed over to Neville's table. Neville tried to hide whatever it was, but to late. Snape had it, "What in the name of all that is unholy(he is a Slytherin!)That's disgusting I think I'm gonna vomit!" Veronika and Katora ran over to where he was whimpering on the floor, Katora picked up the book and screamed before falling into a dead faint. Veronika braced herself then picked up the book and... made Draco tell her what was in it. "Oh!! Merciful death take me now!! It's Potter in only his knickers!!" Veronika shuddered, and threw the book away as though it were cursed. "Class dismissed!!" Snape yelled "Now someone Oblivate(you know the memory charm! I hope I got that right oh well) me!!"
~*~*Later that night*~*~
Draco's Posse was roaming the halls, they were bored and wanted to vandalize something, "Hark! I hear Potter." Veronika said
"You like that word don't you?" Draco asked, she sent him a death glare.
"Shut up you sodding prat! I want to know what Potter's saying!" They all crept closer, until they were right outside the door to the class Harry was in. "Now Manwhore," he said.
"He's apparently talking to Weasley." Katora muttered
"Don't call me Manwhore!! My name is Ron!!"
"Told you!" she whispered
"Right Manwhore, listen you're going about this whole whore thing all wrong. I mean you slept with Professor Sprout for a good grade." here Draco's Posse started gagging and trying not to die from disgust "If it were me, I could have flirted and gotten a B plus. You have no skills, so I have graciously decided to be your pimp!"
" I don't need a bloody pimp! I'm not a manwhore!" Weasley yelled
"You aren't a whore, yet you sleep with people to get things?"
"Okay maybe I am a whore, but I don't need a pimp!"
They all heard a loud smack "Shut up bitch, I'll tell you what you need! Now let's go, I feel like someone's listening." they heard another smack "hurry up Manwhore!" and then they were gone.
"Is it just me, or was the that the single most disturbing thing that you have ever witnessed?" Veronika asked in a dazed voice
"It's wasn't just you." Katora whispered
"Nope." Draco added, Crabbe and Goyle were staring into space cringing at odd moments.
A/N- Here i leave you! Time for psycho to take over again! Yay! Please review!