Disgruntled School
"What?!" Voldemort thundered "How dare you disturb my darling Veronika and Katora! What in the name of Zeus's butt hole were you thinking?! You shall pay." he said the last part in a deadly whisper.
"B-but I really really like her!" Steve whimpered
"Disturbing!" Veronika and Katora exclaimed
"You are upsetting my Ickle Girwlsh (little girls)!" Voldemort yelled
"Da------------d, you're embarrassing us!" they whined
"Sorry darlings, you two!" he pointed at Steve and Valerie "If you continue to behave in this manor I will deal with you in a most unpleasant way!"
"You mean you aren't gonna do anything!?"Veronika screeched
"Well I thought I should start warning people before attacking. Last time I didn't warn someone I lost all my bloody powers for 13 years!" he answered sounding a bit nervous.
"But that Potter brat deserved it-" Veronika started
"Yeah! He pushed her-" Katora continued
"In the sandbox no less-"
"Her ice cream-"
"Unsalvageable!"
"It was horrible!!" they finished together
"Oh okay!" He took his wand out of his pocket and cast a spell on Steve and Valerie. "Now you two, every time you touch each other in a way that goes beyond the normal affection level for brother and sister bad things will happen."
"L-like w-what?" Valerie asked
"Well for you it will feel like someone punched you in the boob wearing brass knuckles, and he will feel like someone has kicked his genitalia." Every man present flinched. Voldemort turned to his daughters "Now Daddy wants a hug before he goes!" they smile a little embarrassed and hugged him.
~*~* At Dinner *~*~
Snape swooped in looking scary and intimidating as usual, but then he spotted McGonagall saving him a seat at the staff table. He looked like he was ready to swoon, he ran over to Dumbledork and told him he had to sit with his students, as they were plotting something evil. He ran full speed and sat down between Veronika and Katora, "Hello," he said weakly " I had to get away, McGonagall... flirting.... eww..." he trailed off.
Veronika's eyes turned red, a trait she got from her dad, "She flirted with you?" she asked.
He nodded "She said she loved me! I was so disturbed, that was the day a ran into the bathroom." he said
"I'll show her!" Veronika exclaimed glaring at McGonagall. The old woman turned and looked at her after feeling her hate filled glare. Veronika smirked at her and grabbed Snape's face pulling him down into a kiss. Pretty soon they were snogging, well she was doing most of the work he was still kinda in shock. McGonagall stood up and marched over to the Slytherin table. Veronika quickly push Snape under the table, Katora rolled her eyes. "Yes?" she asked when McGonagall arrived, she was ignored. "Where is he?!" McGonagall screeched.
Veronika smirked, "Under the table, doing something for me." everyone in the hall paled at this statement. Veronika's smile grew, McGonagall sputtered. "H-he wouldn't!" she exclaimed.
" I assure you Severus S. Snape is tying my shoe!" she replied, noticing the weird looks she yelled "Get your minds out of the gutter!"
"Detention!"
"What for?" Katora asked annoyed that people were 'abusing' her darling little sister.
"You to!"
"What for?" Veronika asked
"Yes, vhat for?" asked a Russian accent. Everyone in the hall looked at the door, there stood a tall, pale boy of about 15 with dirty blond hair. He noticed everyone staring, " I am Vladamir Krushgasky the exchange student from St. Petersburg, Russia. I haff been sorted into the Slytherins household."
"Detention!" she yelled at him, he frowned.
~*~* In Dumbledork's Office *~*~
"Yes, well Mr. Malfoy why are you hear instead of the girls father?" Dumbledork asked
"I'm their Godfather, that means when their father can't make it I show up." He said as though speaking to a young child, "And Mr. Enigma couldn't make it. They are my responsibility. I have certain things I must help them with, now what did they do? Also who is he?" Lucius gestured to Vladamir.
" I don't know!" Vladamir said, "And neither does the senile old fool! He is as dumb as that damn Stalin!"
Lucius arched an eyebrow "Okay.... that works. Ri-----ght, well we'll just be going." He then swept out of the room. Katora, Vladamir, and Veronika following closely.
~*~* Later that night*~*~
"So what is St. Petersburg like?" Veronika asked
"Cold, very cold. It is depressing, and dark. I miss my home." Vladamir answered, they all gave sympathetic glances.
" I know how that feels," Draco said " I visited Transylvaina, that place was so morbid. I'll never forget it, I wanna live there someday." Everyone nodded their agreement that dark and morbid was definitely the way to go.
"You know there is a place around here," Katora started.
Veronika's eyes lit up, "There is, isn't there?" she asked rhetorically "Do think.." "Why not? They seem worthy." Katora answered her unsaid question
"Okay, how about-"
"Tomorrow-"
"After Potions!" they finished
"Do they do that a lot?" Vladamir asked
Draco nodded, "They are sisters-"
"They look nothing alike!" Vladamir exclaimed
"Different mothers, anyway they were born a day apart and do practically everything together. They can practically read each others minds."
"Practically?!" Veronika exclaimed
"Practically nothing!" Katora finished
"Vhatever." Vladamir said, they all left for bed.
~*~* Next Week at Breakfast*~*~
"They are going to have a dance." Katora said in a monotone
"Really?" Veronika asked, sounding like she was a million miles away.
"Yeah." Draco said, he had just seen the damn sign.
"Hosted by the Gryffindorks," Vladamir said
"That's disturbing." Veronika lamented
" I know." Draco sighed
"We should chill at our spot-" Katora started
"And get roaringly drunk." Veronika finished, they were of course referring to The Chamber of Secrets. Their father had given his permission for them to use it, and sent them a letter officially bequeathing it to them.
A/N- kewlio that's my chap! Sorry it took so long, what can I say? I am lazy, I have about 10 chapters written in my head. The problem is the computer can't read my mind.