ELLO ELLO!!!!! Another joint chapter. School is over, and Jane is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISGRUNTLED SCHOOL
Pregnancy and mood swings.
Draco walked down the hall to where his posse was waiting. He accidentally bumped into Ron Weasley. "Huh?" Ron said, turning to see Draco. Harry came running up, wearing a pimp suit "Is you tryin to get my merchandise for free?!" Harry had been pimping Ron for a week now, only two people paid. Sprout and Sheena the Slytherin Slut. "What? NO! OH, BLOODY HELL NO! BLOODY CHICKEN ARSES!" He screamed and stumbled. "I wouldn't hit anything Sprout hit, TWICE!" Ron put his hands to his face and started to cry. "How does he knooowwww?" He cried, Draco rolled his eyes, crossed his arms, and looked superior. "I'm a Malfoy, we know all." He said, smirking.
"Who else knows?" Harry demanded, but was stupid enough to push his only source of informaton down the stair case. "AAGGHHH!!! SHH-------------------------------TTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco called.
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"Ooops." Harry said, almost innocently. "Christ!" Ron proclaimed. "Has nothing to do with this." Harry replied, pushing Ron away. "To the bathroom, we have customers waiting." Harry said. "NOT SPROUT AGAIN!" Ron sobbed. "That's a paying customer! Show respect!" Harry shouted. (Jane, hands offa the 'puter!) (Katora regains control)
Draco heard a loud SMAK (I know, smack, my way is betterer!) and some whimpering. Then he saw a big, pink elephant dancing in his head and passed out.
"DRACO!" He heard Veronika calling. He opened his eyes. "I hurt." He cried. "Well, that's to be expected. You DID fall down ten flights of stairs!" Veronika said, laughing at him. "Poor baby!" Katora said, crying on his shoulder. "I didn't FALL! I was PUSHED!" He shouted through the pain. "Potter tried to kill me because I bumped into his PROFIT!" Veronika and Katora's eyes started to grow red.
"HE"
"WILL"
"PAAYYY!!!!" They shouted together. Draco's eyes grew. He looked to his side where his father stood. Madam Pomfrey walked over to Veronika, "Dear what do you want to about your" she glanced around "er... situation?" she asked sweetly. Just about everyone was astounded, Madame Pomfrey was NEVER nice to Slytherins! "I- I er.." she looked at Katora desperately.
"What's going on?" Lucius asked "You were here before Draco was brought in."
She looked at him and said "Well you see it's like this, I... I don't want to talk about it!" she screamed.
"Listen, I'm your Godfather you can tell me."
"Ohh yes.." Katora said sarcastically "Our GODFATHER, as in like a father, like a second FATHER! Father being a member of the family! We are like your family!"
"Yeah," Draco said " and I'm your Godbrother... so?"
Katora paled "That's DIFFERENT!!! You are our age! He's our GODFATHER as in like a father-"
Lucius cut her off "I beleive we've been over this, I'm your Godfather like a second father. So...."
"That means your older! Way older!" she yelled back
"SHUT UP KATORA!!!" (Yay, Katora is at the keys again!) Katora glared. "They oughta know." She said. "It's MY BUISNESS!" Veronika screamed. "Ooohhh, it's THEIRS TOO!" Katora shouted back. Lucius' head went back and forth between the two girls, and his head was screaming bloody murder.
"Would you two shut up?" Draco asked, massaging his temples. "What is going on?" Godfather asked. "Veronika, GODFATHER asked you a question! Answer the GODFATHER!"
"Damn it! I'm NOT Al Pacino, and this hair is BLONDE! Stop calling me 'Godfather' before I have to get a bad dye job AND MOVE TO NEW YORK!" (Umm, the refrence to the movie The Godfather was 100% Jane) "NOT AMERICA!" Veronika screeched. "Then," Lucius said, gaining composure, "Tell me what is going on."
"I think I know!" Draco said, sick of being ignored. "I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOUR FATHER'S BABY!" Veronika screamed. Draco started to stutter. "T-t-that wasn-n-n't my guess." He said, crying. "Disregard. Ignore that!" She said. "Oh, I believe it's too late for that!" Katora called. "Oh noooo.." Lucuis gasped.
"I-I'm MARRIED. And....I'm her Godfather." He said. "Nicely STATED, GodFATHER!" Katora shrieked, but was ignored. In a huff she sat down on Draco's bed. "What are we going to do?" He asked. Katora started sobbing, but no one payed attention. "Well, we could knock off Narcissa and get married." Veronika said. "No, I couldn't kill her." "That's my MUM!!" Draco screamed, no one noticed. "Yes, a divorce could work...or I could have an abortion."
"NO!" Lucius cried. "This could be my last chance at getting a little girl!" "OOOOYYYY!" Draco screamed. They glanced at him, then went back to their conversation. "Poor, poor Veronika..." Lucius said and hugged Veronika, she cried quietly on his chest. Katora jumped up. "POOR VERONIKA! WHAT ABOUT KATORA?? I'M PREGNANT TOO! Ohhhh shiiiitttt." Veronika gasped. "How come you never told me??" Veronika whined. "I told you." Katora shook her head. "You're a slut, I had SUSPECTED IT!" Veronika turned really red. She walked away from Lucius and got in her sisters face.
"I. Am. Not. A. Slut. I've only had sex with FOUR people. I just like to FLIRT!"
"Who is the father?" Draco asked, hoping to Voldemort it wasn't him. That would be too disturbing. "Well," Katora ignored Draco's question, "I've only had sex with TWO people!" "So WHAT?" Draco poked Katora's shoulder. "Who is the father?" He repeated. "Uuuhhh..." She said, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.
"Wmfly" She muttered. "WEASLEY?!?!?!" Veronika skreeched. Katora only nodded her head. "Which...one...?" Lucius asked, hoping against hope that it wasn't 'The Whore of Gryffindor' Ron. "George..." She whispered. "I'm sorry we fought!" Katora cried. Veronika hugged her. "I'm sorry too!" Just then, and nurse bitch finally left, Voldemort appeared.
"I felt pain coming from my little girls!" He said. They ran over and hugged him. "Daddy! It was HORRIBLE!" Veronika cried. "We got in a fight!" Katora sobbed! "We won't do it again!" They cried together. "WERE PREGNANT!" Katora burst. "Not by the same man, I hope." Voldemort said, half joking. "No." Veronika said. "My baby's father is CLOSE TO MY age, only a FEW years older." Katora shot at Veronika. "Bitch."
"Who?" Voldemort asked. All he could hear was a muffled 'Malfoy' and he looked at Draco. Draco shook his head, and pointed at his father ducking behind a bed.
A/N: WE leave you HERE!
DISGRUNTLED SCHOOL
Pregnancy and mood swings.
Draco walked down the hall to where his posse was waiting. He accidentally bumped into Ron Weasley. "Huh?" Ron said, turning to see Draco. Harry came running up, wearing a pimp suit "Is you tryin to get my merchandise for free?!" Harry had been pimping Ron for a week now, only two people paid. Sprout and Sheena the Slytherin Slut. "What? NO! OH, BLOODY HELL NO! BLOODY CHICKEN ARSES!" He screamed and stumbled. "I wouldn't hit anything Sprout hit, TWICE!" Ron put his hands to his face and started to cry. "How does he knooowwww?" He cried, Draco rolled his eyes, crossed his arms, and looked superior. "I'm a Malfoy, we know all." He said, smirking.
"Who else knows?" Harry demanded, but was stupid enough to push his only source of informaton down the stair case. "AAGGHHH!!! SHH-------------------------------TTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco called.
THUMP
THUMP
.............................................................
"Ooops." Harry said, almost innocently. "Christ!" Ron proclaimed. "Has nothing to do with this." Harry replied, pushing Ron away. "To the bathroom, we have customers waiting." Harry said. "NOT SPROUT AGAIN!" Ron sobbed. "That's a paying customer! Show respect!" Harry shouted. (Jane, hands offa the 'puter!) (Katora regains control)
Draco heard a loud SMAK (I know, smack, my way is betterer!) and some whimpering. Then he saw a big, pink elephant dancing in his head and passed out.
"DRACO!" He heard Veronika calling. He opened his eyes. "I hurt." He cried. "Well, that's to be expected. You DID fall down ten flights of stairs!" Veronika said, laughing at him. "Poor baby!" Katora said, crying on his shoulder. "I didn't FALL! I was PUSHED!" He shouted through the pain. "Potter tried to kill me because I bumped into his PROFIT!" Veronika and Katora's eyes started to grow red.
"HE"
"WILL"
"PAAYYY!!!!" They shouted together. Draco's eyes grew. He looked to his side where his father stood. Madam Pomfrey walked over to Veronika, "Dear what do you want to about your" she glanced around "er... situation?" she asked sweetly. Just about everyone was astounded, Madame Pomfrey was NEVER nice to Slytherins! "I- I er.." she looked at Katora desperately.
"What's going on?" Lucius asked "You were here before Draco was brought in."
She looked at him and said "Well you see it's like this, I... I don't want to talk about it!" she screamed.
"Listen, I'm your Godfather you can tell me."
"Ohh yes.." Katora said sarcastically "Our GODFATHER, as in like a father, like a second FATHER! Father being a member of the family! We are like your family!"
"Yeah," Draco said " and I'm your Godbrother... so?"
Katora paled "That's DIFFERENT!!! You are our age! He's our GODFATHER as in like a father-"
Lucius cut her off "I beleive we've been over this, I'm your Godfather like a second father. So...."
"That means your older! Way older!" she yelled back
"SHUT UP KATORA!!!" (Yay, Katora is at the keys again!) Katora glared. "They oughta know." She said. "It's MY BUISNESS!" Veronika screamed. "Ooohhh, it's THEIRS TOO!" Katora shouted back. Lucius' head went back and forth between the two girls, and his head was screaming bloody murder.
"Would you two shut up?" Draco asked, massaging his temples. "What is going on?" Godfather asked. "Veronika, GODFATHER asked you a question! Answer the GODFATHER!"
"Damn it! I'm NOT Al Pacino, and this hair is BLONDE! Stop calling me 'Godfather' before I have to get a bad dye job AND MOVE TO NEW YORK!" (Umm, the refrence to the movie The Godfather was 100% Jane) "NOT AMERICA!" Veronika screeched. "Then," Lucius said, gaining composure, "Tell me what is going on."
"I think I know!" Draco said, sick of being ignored. "I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOUR FATHER'S BABY!" Veronika screamed. Draco started to stutter. "T-t-that wasn-n-n't my guess." He said, crying. "Disregard. Ignore that!" She said. "Oh, I believe it's too late for that!" Katora called. "Oh noooo.." Lucuis gasped.
"I-I'm MARRIED. And....I'm her Godfather." He said. "Nicely STATED, GodFATHER!" Katora shrieked, but was ignored. In a huff she sat down on Draco's bed. "What are we going to do?" He asked. Katora started sobbing, but no one payed attention. "Well, we could knock off Narcissa and get married." Veronika said. "No, I couldn't kill her." "That's my MUM!!" Draco screamed, no one noticed. "Yes, a divorce could work...or I could have an abortion."
"NO!" Lucius cried. "This could be my last chance at getting a little girl!" "OOOOYYYY!" Draco screamed. They glanced at him, then went back to their conversation. "Poor, poor Veronika..." Lucius said and hugged Veronika, she cried quietly on his chest. Katora jumped up. "POOR VERONIKA! WHAT ABOUT KATORA?? I'M PREGNANT TOO! Ohhhh shiiiitttt." Veronika gasped. "How come you never told me??" Veronika whined. "I told you." Katora shook her head. "You're a slut, I had SUSPECTED IT!" Veronika turned really red. She walked away from Lucius and got in her sisters face.
"I. Am. Not. A. Slut. I've only had sex with FOUR people. I just like to FLIRT!"
"Who is the father?" Draco asked, hoping to Voldemort it wasn't him. That would be too disturbing. "Well," Katora ignored Draco's question, "I've only had sex with TWO people!" "So WHAT?" Draco poked Katora's shoulder. "Who is the father?" He repeated. "Uuuhhh..." She said, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.
"Wmfly" She muttered. "WEASLEY?!?!?!" Veronika skreeched. Katora only nodded her head. "Which...one...?" Lucius asked, hoping against hope that it wasn't 'The Whore of Gryffindor' Ron. "George..." She whispered. "I'm sorry we fought!" Katora cried. Veronika hugged her. "I'm sorry too!" Just then, and nurse bitch finally left, Voldemort appeared.
"I felt pain coming from my little girls!" He said. They ran over and hugged him. "Daddy! It was HORRIBLE!" Veronika cried. "We got in a fight!" Katora sobbed! "We won't do it again!" They cried together. "WERE PREGNANT!" Katora burst. "Not by the same man, I hope." Voldemort said, half joking. "No." Veronika said. "My baby's father is CLOSE TO MY age, only a FEW years older." Katora shot at Veronika. "Bitch."
"Who?" Voldemort asked. All he could hear was a muffled 'Malfoy' and he looked at Draco. Draco shook his head, and pointed at his father ducking behind a bed.
A/N: WE leave you HERE!