Lucius stood up from where he was ducking, he should face his death like a man. "Er.." He managed to choke out before Voldemort launched himself at Lucius.
Lucius cringed expecting to die, but was.... being cuddled? "Um.. My Lord..." Lucius said looking at Voldemort.
"I'm going to be a grandfather!!!!!" Voldemort proclaimed proudly
"So you aren't angry?" Lucius asked
"Well I'm slightly annoyed, you are their Godfather," Voldemort answered letting go of Lucius. "Veronika are you sure it's his?" He asked
"Well... 95 percent sure." She said blushing
"Who else could it be?" Voldemort asked
"Snape's" Veronika said shrugging
"Eww!" Katora yelled
"What! He's younger than Lucius, and NOT related to 'The Whore of Gryffindor' like the father of YOURS!" Veronika pointed out
"Shut it." Katora mumbled
"Who's a whore?" Voldemort asked
"Ron Weasley, her child's uncle." Veronika volunteered.
"Skank!" Katora yelled at her, "At least I know who the father is!"
"Hey! I'm pretty sure!"
"You better hope it's not Snape! He'll get fired."
"Well.. fuck never thought of that."
A/N - Just got the urge to add onto this after like a year of neglect...