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Chapter Two: Karaoke a the Star Wars Cantina
Harry Potter was (for some unexplained reason) the emcee of karaoke that night. With a flick of his wand, a scroll appeared in his hands. It was a list of the names and songs of the people who wanted to sing. "Strange," thought many of the passengers, "I don't recall telling him I wanted o sing."
"First on the list is Chewbacca with 'Copacabana'" Chewy got up from his spot at the table, headed toward the stage and began singing… or rather wailing.
Hoowowooa owa, Eeaa uou.
Wee ewwo eoeoei awwo eoeoei
Ee ooo a eh eh ah oo a ah ah
Ee oo oo a oo ah,
Oi awa eh eh aw
Ah ah oh ah eh oh ee woe oeo
Ey o oaa eo owe
Oo oo ao o
Ah eh owa, owaowaa
O ah e ao ea aaa
Ah eh owa, owaowaa
Oo ee owao owea owao
At the Copa... they fell in love.
(A/N: yes that was on purpose)
"Okay that was… interesting. Next we have T. H. singing Christina Aguilera's Dirrty. I'm not exactly sure who T. H. is, but would whoever it is please get up and take the stage?"
Toru Honda from Fruits Basket stood up and ashamedly walked to the stage, but once up there, she seemed to have a new confidence. She smiled while she sang and did the exact dance form the video. Kyo got up with her singing all of Redman's usual parts.
Kyo:
Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (Toru), you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)
Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) 7x
Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm comin through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh)
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh)
No question, time for some action
Temperature's up (can you feel it)
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that
Tight hip huggers (low for sure)
Shake a little somethin' (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep it popping (oh)
Hot rocking, everyone's talking
Give all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It's about time for my arrival
Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
Get up, get it up
Yup, that's what's up
Giving just what you want
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go (here we go)
You can tell when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's (here we go)
Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah...
Kyo:
Yo, hot damn, Doc a jam like a summer show
I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove
My gear look like the bank got my money froze
For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll
Doc the one that excite ya divas (ow!)
If the media shine
I'm shining with both of the sleeves up
Yo Toru, better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair (yeah)
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill
Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals
I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels
Throw it up
Baby it's brick city, you heard of that
We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac
Dogs, let 'em out, women, let 'em in
It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking
Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
(Ooh oh)
Get it fired up in a hurry
(Ooh oh)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Uh, what
They sat down, smiling. "Now wasn't that… interesting. Let's see, next we have next-" He was suddenly interrupted by the sound of cannon fire on the starboard side of the ship. Thoroughly bewildered all the passengers rushed out of the cantina to see what was the matter.
As it happened the cruise liner was under attack from a pirate ship.
"Figures." Muttered Claus Baudelaire when he spotted the ship.
The pirate ship ceased fire long enough for the captain to address the passengers: "Hello. My name is Inigo Mont-" he broke off in mid word and cleared his throat. "Hello. My name is The Dread Pirate Roberts, you have not wronged me. Prepare to be boarded."
dun, dun, dun…
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