Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine. sob
Ok, so on with the story!
Chapter 1
September 1, on the Hogwarts express
After I broke down into sobs at the dinning room table week ago, ( well you would to, if one of your best friends owled you and told you that he was going to either be murdered or commit murder in the near future) Mum has been bugging me to start up a diary so that I can " let out my feelings in a more constructive way."
Last time I checked, she was a dentist, not a psychologist. Oh well. Anyway, I promised her I'd start one once school began again. So, here I am on the train, Ronald breathing down my neck asking me what I'm writing.
"Fuck off Ron!" You're literally drooling on my neck! Go masturbate on Harry for heaven's sake!"
Ron turns bright red and sits back down in his own seat.
"Nice choice of words Granger. I never would've expected so much from a Gryffindor, much less, a mudblood."
A cold voice drawls from the compartment door. I whip around to face Draco Malfoy. Bloody bastard.
"What the hell are you doing here, you have no business being in our compartment! And why the fuck did you bring those fucking boulders?" (I am referring, of course, to Crabbe and Goyle.)
" Heavens Granger! What happened to you over the summer? All this cussing is quite unexpected… and pretty bloody sexy too.."
"Draconis Satanus Malfoy! What do you think you are doing?" a voice screeches from the door. Oh hell, no. Anyone but Parkinson! Please!
It is, of course, Pansy Parkinson.
Drakie, dear, don't forget who you've been betrothed to from birth."
Ron, Harry, Crabbe, Goyle, and I all snicker.
" Pansy, we are not betrothed, how many times do I have to go over this???!" Malfoy yells, turning purple.
" But mum said-"
" Your mother is deeply mistaken if she thinks that I am going to marry you, date you, sleep with you, or any other action that might suggest even a remote like towards you."
Pansy runs out of the compartment, sobbing hysterically.
A/N: Ok, I know It's not that good, sorry about the shortness… But it'll get better! I promise. Reviews would definitely help though… ;-)