Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Digimon characters named in this Fic etc etc etc. Read under your own risk!! May loose your sanity! And.. Enjoy!!
This is my first Fanfiction so please send your reviews and I'll be veeeeery happy!! And maybe write more!!!
Chapter 1 !!
Matt went around asking every person in the street if they had seen some Tai underwear when suddenly a giant oyster fell right from the sky above!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inside of it there was Cody. After removing the afro-particles which clenched to his clothes during the landing, he stepped in front of Matt and said:
-"Welcome to Codyland – the land of mystery and free summer bungalows"
-"¿Wha-?" – was about to answer Matt when Izzy jumped into scene whistling "Oh my gosh, you look so corny". He recognized Cody and chose to run away avoiding each and every bungalow in his way, instead of protecting Matt – Cody's hairstyle made him feel sick. SERIOUSLY.
-"Oh please don't retrieve my soul back to the deep and gloomy microwave oven of death!"- politely asked Matt, as he saw Cody approach him turning 180º every 2 steps. Then… Matt's chest began to glow… to glitter… to shine and gleam, to twinkle, to flash! To glimmer and shimmer!!!!! Sparkle and flicker!!!!! TO GLINT AND GLISTEN!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uhum… uh.. ok, so… it was doin' that thing it does, and Matt's guardian guard appeared!!! That would be Tai!!!!!!! The first thing he did was smash against the gigantic oyster full-body for at least 3 or 4 times, to prove it's solidity.
-"Ok, heroically destroying his hidden secret base, I won't be, I fear… how you are, Matt?"
-"SaVe MeEeEe!" – replied his protected one. He began too look like an instant microwave dinner box already. Well, but only in the cute aspect.
I mean, yeah. Cody's hairstyle could be that devastating!! The only way of stopping its crazy race towards success (that would be the 180º-every-2-steps race) was
1st: Using a human shield
2nd: Worshipping Ken for 36 minutes
3rd: Using the "Legendary ultimate weapon of light and goodness and shiny magical stuff" – call now!
4th: 1 litre of milk and mix
5th: Kissing the princess and being happily happy forever after and afterwards.
"Well, that sounds easy…" – thought then the reader of this fic, but let me tell you is harder than it seems! Not the human shield part, though. Sora and Mimi are always wanting to take part in fanfics, so, as we are so incredibly generous they'll have the LUCK of getting the foreground for themselves!!!
Foreground: Mimi and Sora tightly tied to each other, wide open eyes of terror – Background: Tai hides behind them as he approaches the camera – Behind the camera: Cody laughs of a joke the oyster told him
When Cody saw Tai behind those… two quickly shouted:
-"No fair!!! You actually 180º turn KNOW how to 180º turn stop me!!!!"
-"And do it I will! Ohohohoo!!! Now, after the human shields, lets see… takes out notes Ken worship…"
-"Oh, can I help you do that?" – said Matt.
-"Yeah, me too please?" – Davis added.
So they made their way together for the first 2 metres when Cody released his evil army of cursed wacky wheelchairs!!!!
-"My life is in great dangerrrrr" – informed Matt
-"Ass well as your hair and butt! Save you shall I!!!!" And so, Tai jumped over Cody, falling into the oyster, and getting caught as a completely dumbass moron.
-"Uuuhhmm… at least comfortable it feels…" Whatever fits you -and your big hair-. Now it was Davis turn to end with this madness!! So, he went and worshipped Ken for… wait…. Ok, please return next week when we'll –probably- be showing the next chapter…