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Chapter 4!! (No chapter 3)
After Davis' bruised cheek (and the rest of the poor thing he called "his body") conveniently moved out of the scene, and while Matt hopelessly tried to reach the ultimate weapon of light and goodness and shiny stuff from the candy formation it was stuck in, Ken appeared.
-"God bless him, it'll be easier to ask him to save my ass rather than bitchslapping this stupid candy rock – it may've worked with Davis but…- hey you!! Come save my rock star potential, will ya!!"
"Yesa! takes the ultimate weapon of light and goodness and shiny magical stuff (oh yeah, ControlC ControlV helps here!) Letsa go!!"
-"Uh Ken, you feeling well?"
-"I'm sory! I ate Mario for breakfast and.. mamma mía! Don't wanna remember-a…"
-"Hum ok…"
-"Butta thank you for asking anyway, oyster."
-"My pleasure."
And so the battle began!!! After adding a litre' milk and mixing, Ken killed Cody once and again, and again… and again… several times! It was horrible!! He wouldn't die!!
-"No! Because I'm not human! Actually, I'm a hairstyle who took control over a suppository! HAVE FEAR!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
-"oh… - said Ken – Then why did I need to use the ultimate weapon of light and goodness and shiny magical stuff if it wouldn't work?" – asked Ken.
-"What you must use is the power of the heart!" –replied the 0-800-1-HELP line guy.
-"I can see it now!! The real use of the ultimate weapon of light and goodness and shiny magical stuff!! Matt! Hold this! You must open that oyster and rescue Tai!!!"
-"Wah-?" – was about to ask Matt, but didn't.
-"Me? Save? Him? ME? You sure?"
-"Yeah, why not?"
-"Cause I'm the rock star..."
-"COME ON YOU SISSY GIRL!! MOVE YOUR FU (Author runs away after a truck full of Harry Potter forbidden stuff).