Multiple random tales

by Flying Sparrow

Just whatever comes into my head. Varying sizes, the result of someone having far too much time on they're hands! Ficlet 1: the problem with the Royal Navy. It's only really under humor because i find weird things funny.

1. The commodore

Disclaimer : (Beating off laywers with a stick) No! Not mine!

A.N. Just some random snippets of tales that I may or may not elaborate on, I want to know what you think!

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"Hey" said Will.

"Yeah" said Jack.

"You know you said that the Royal Navy are all eunuchs?"

"Yeah"

"Well, you were right"

"What?"

"It's one of the reasons Elizabeth didn't want to marry Norrington."

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A.N. There you go. Now, review!