Disclaimer: Still not mine!
A.N. I know I haven't updated any worthwhile fics, but I'm suffering from author's block. It was all just bad writing. And you know what we do with bad writing! Lizswann, Princesslegleaf, Mrs Barton, HELP ME!
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Jack licked his wrist and then sniffed it "aye", he said "smells good".
Will looked on, baffled, saying " Jack, yer breath smells like rum."
Jack looked at him, eyes glinting "aye, it smells o' rum, and rum is good, savvy?"
Will gave up. "Savvy".
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A.N. Argh! It's awful! Rubbish! More bad writing. I really don't know where this came from. Chicoooooooooooooo……………………
