Dear readers: I am writing an FF that I hope you will enjoy. If you are a person, like me, that doesn't like to see Harry with other girls, then this isn't the FF for you. Also, If you are deaf, blind, and incredibly stupid, and don't know that Ron and Hermione are going to end up together...This isn't the FF for you. Well ,any other smart people, ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am not calling myself a hobo, but, I own nothing Harry Potter. Wait, of course I own something Harry Potter...What I mean is, I am not smart enough to come up with Jo Rowling's brilliant works of genius, which are as you know them...THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS!
Chapter One- Awkward Arrival
Harry Potter awoke to the sound of his owl, Hedwig tapping on the window. He glanced over at his alarm clock, which read: 5:30 AM. He groggily went over to his window, and let Hedwig in. She flew over to his bed, and he untied the letter she had to her leg. It was from Ron. The letter read.
Harry, Hey! How're the muggles treating you? Well, Mum wanted to know if you'd like to come early this year, and have well, a proper birthday. Hermione's already here. She's annoying the living poo out of me. All she talks about is books books. Well, at least she brought her best friend, MAN IS SHE HOTT! Hermione'd kill me if she saw what I wrote. The twins came over for breakfast on their way to work, and thought she was Dad's new secretary or something. She's quite tall, and, um, developed. But, I think she likes Fred, or George, or both. Well, cheers. -Ron.
Harry laughed. He went straight to packing his trunk. He left a note for Aunt Petunia. It read:
Aunt Petunia. Went to the Weasley's for the rest of the summer. See you next year. Harry.
For once, Harry was glad he got his apparation test. He wondered if the Weasley's would mind him coming so early, but Harry decided he'd just go upstairs to Ron's room. SNAP! Harry was in the Weasley's kitchen. He dragged his trunk up the stairs, but mid step, he realized he had to go to the bathroom. As he rounded the corner, and opened the door, he saw something horrific...MRS. WEASLEY! Mrs. Weasley was standing naked in front of the shower, about to get in. Harry quickly slammed the door, and stormed into Ron's room, slamming his door, loudly. It appeared that Ron had awoken from a dream. He was muttering "'Mione...'Mione...'Mione." with a grin on his face. Harry rolled his eyes, and shook Ron from his sleep. "RON!", Harry yelled. "Wha-Wha-Mum? I don't want to eat that toaster strudel right now.",Ron replied. "Ron, I saw your Mum NAKED!",Harry proclaimed. Ron woke with a loud scream. "H-H-H-Harry?", Ron asked. "Why were you looking at Mum naked?", he questioned. "I didn't want to, it just.....happened."
Ron's scream seemed to have waken up quite a few people. Ginny, Hermione, and a strange girl, who Harry realized must be Hermione's friend, emerged from Ginny's room. "What the heck?", Ginny asked. Hermione blushed at the sight of Ron, who was only wearing pajama bottoms. "Nice abs, Ron.", said the strange girl. Hermione looked furious, Ron blushed, and Harry laughed. She turned toward Hermione, and said, "I was just kidding." Harry realized that she was American. Hermione looked reassured, and lit the room. Now, Harry could get a good look at the new girl. She certainly was tall. At least 5'9, with very long wavy brown hair, and almost the same eye color as him. "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. I'm H-.",Harry started. "Harry Potter.",the girl replied. Harry blushed. He found her very pretty. "I'm Payton.", she replied, as Harry held out his hand. "I've heard so much about you.", Payton said, and hugged Harry. Ron gave Harry the 'thumbs up' sign, and Hermione looked surprised. They all decided that they would never go back to sleep, and went down to breakfast.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am not calling myself a hobo, but, I own nothing Harry Potter. Wait, of course I own something Harry Potter...What I mean is, I am not smart enough to come up with Jo Rowling's brilliant works of genius, which are as you know them...THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS!
Chapter One- Awkward Arrival
Harry Potter awoke to the sound of his owl, Hedwig tapping on the window. He glanced over at his alarm clock, which read: 5:30 AM. He groggily went over to his window, and let Hedwig in. She flew over to his bed, and he untied the letter she had to her leg. It was from Ron. The letter read.
Harry, Hey! How're the muggles treating you? Well, Mum wanted to know if you'd like to come early this year, and have well, a proper birthday. Hermione's already here. She's annoying the living poo out of me. All she talks about is books books. Well, at least she brought her best friend, MAN IS SHE HOTT! Hermione'd kill me if she saw what I wrote. The twins came over for breakfast on their way to work, and thought she was Dad's new secretary or something. She's quite tall, and, um, developed. But, I think she likes Fred, or George, or both. Well, cheers. -Ron.
Harry laughed. He went straight to packing his trunk. He left a note for Aunt Petunia. It read:
Aunt Petunia. Went to the Weasley's for the rest of the summer. See you next year. Harry.
For once, Harry was glad he got his apparation test. He wondered if the Weasley's would mind him coming so early, but Harry decided he'd just go upstairs to Ron's room. SNAP! Harry was in the Weasley's kitchen. He dragged his trunk up the stairs, but mid step, he realized he had to go to the bathroom. As he rounded the corner, and opened the door, he saw something horrific...MRS. WEASLEY! Mrs. Weasley was standing naked in front of the shower, about to get in. Harry quickly slammed the door, and stormed into Ron's room, slamming his door, loudly. It appeared that Ron had awoken from a dream. He was muttering "'Mione...'Mione...'Mione." with a grin on his face. Harry rolled his eyes, and shook Ron from his sleep. "RON!", Harry yelled. "Wha-Wha-Mum? I don't want to eat that toaster strudel right now.",Ron replied. "Ron, I saw your Mum NAKED!",Harry proclaimed. Ron woke with a loud scream. "H-H-H-Harry?", Ron asked. "Why were you looking at Mum naked?", he questioned. "I didn't want to, it just.....happened."
Ron's scream seemed to have waken up quite a few people. Ginny, Hermione, and a strange girl, who Harry realized must be Hermione's friend, emerged from Ginny's room. "What the heck?", Ginny asked. Hermione blushed at the sight of Ron, who was only wearing pajama bottoms. "Nice abs, Ron.", said the strange girl. Hermione looked furious, Ron blushed, and Harry laughed. She turned toward Hermione, and said, "I was just kidding." Harry realized that she was American. Hermione looked reassured, and lit the room. Now, Harry could get a good look at the new girl. She certainly was tall. At least 5'9, with very long wavy brown hair, and almost the same eye color as him. "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. I'm H-.",Harry started. "Harry Potter.",the girl replied. Harry blushed. He found her very pretty. "I'm Payton.", she replied, as Harry held out his hand. "I've heard so much about you.", Payton said, and hugged Harry. Ron gave Harry the 'thumbs up' sign, and Hermione looked surprised. They all decided that they would never go back to sleep, and went down to breakfast.