Yo Tyler Harris3 back with the second part of the fourth episode yo!

I don't really own any of this sh!t

They entered the castle and a light skin girl with a royal dress and tiara immediately sat up from her throne and rushed over to the group.

"Oh Ryder, I'd knew I could count on you!" She said in her Barkingburg accent as she hugged Ryder.

"Oooo all touchy-feely today aren't we?" Ryder remarked as he noted her uncharacteristic behavior. He felt her slip some Barkingburg coins in his back pocket, the exchange rate for those in Adventure Bay were high.

"There's more where that came from if you can keep this party from becoming a disaster." She stated as she parted.

"Well then it looks like we're going to have to try hard to not fuck up." Ryder stated as she walked away. He looked around, the whole inside of the castle was decorated in seemingly expensive… decor.

The pups didn't think much of it as now they were on their phones sitting on some royal furniture.

"Hey! Phones up!" Ryder snapped when he saw them.

The pups groaned and put their phones away.

"Sweetie! You have company!" The princess called from one of the corridors.

"I don't care." A bratty voice shot back.

"Sweetie! You need to come out this instant!" The princess said a little more sternly.

"Aaaauuuu!!!" An annoyed moan was heard.

Chase cocked his head, he wondered what she was doing in there.

Down the corridor came the West Highland White Terrier herself. She had on a pink tiara and a bitchy sneer on her muzzle, she cringed at the sight of the PAW Patrol.

Right back atcha bitch, Skye thought as she gave a sneer herself.

"What are they doing here?" Sweetie asked, annoyed.

"Why it's your birthday and I wanted to make sure my precious poochie had some company." The princess explained.

"I think I'd rather you have invited some homeless crackheads." Sweetie stated.

"Now Sweetie be kind, they took time out of their dangerous and heroic deeds to make time for you." The princess lightly scolded before blowing a kiss at Ryder.

Ryder blushed but he hid it when he felt the eyes of the pups on him and a flashed them his middle finger, even if they didn't say anything.

Sweetie mimicked the princess with her muzzle before looking over the pups, it was like a Deadwood Stand-off.

"The punch is ready!" The Earl of Barkingburg called out as he rolled a large bowl of red punch in the ballroom with wine glasses.

"Well I'm off." Ryder said as he immediately made for the ballroom.

"I'm coming too." The princess said as she went with Ryder.

"Can't wait to get my buzz on." Ryder said excitedly.

The princess busted in laughter. "There's no alcohol in it silly! We're kids."

"…heh, heh, yeah I was joking." Ryder fake laughed but he inwardly died. How the fuck am I going to get through this lame ass party now!?"

"Have fun Sweetie!" The princess called out.

None of the pups said anything, they just continued to stare bitterly.

Rubble spoke up first. "Hey Sweetie, want to play?"

The other pups shot him a mothafuckedly stare.

"Die fatty!" Sweetie shot.

Rubble looked away as his lip started to quiver.

"Hey we don't want any trouble, let's just have fun while we all try to get through this." Marshall tried to compromise.

"Shut it bitch! I didn't tell you to speak!" Sweetie snapped.

Chase couldn't help but snicker at that.

"Hey don't call him that!" Everest snapped.

"And what are you going to do about snow skank?" Sweetie countered.

Everest immediately bared her teeth and let out a wolf like snarl, it caused even Marshall to back up in fear but Sweetie remained nonchalant.

Chase got in between them. "Hey for real, let's just chill out and enjoy the party till it's over."

Sweetie shook her head and giggled. "No, I don't think I will."

"Why?" Rocky asked, dumbfounded.

"You see, I know the only reason why you're here… money. I heard the princess conversing with your owner on the phone about your little money problem. Well guess what? You're not getting it, If you try to tolerate me I will make this party in absolute LIVING FUCKING HELL for you!" Sweetie evilly stated.

Chase's brows furrowed. "Oh you're fucking on princess." He declared.

"I think your uniform looks like shite." She said simply.

Chase bared his fangs but immediately morphed it into a smile and held back his rage, making a sound akin to Acerthorn.

Skye placed her paw on him which seemed to calm him.

"Who did your lashes? They look like a boomer's pubic hair." Sweetie insulted Skye.

Skye instantly snarled as she tried to lunge at her but Chase held her back.

Sweetie cackled loudly before snorting. The real party is starting now!

"The food is done!" They heard the princess call out.


A long table with eleven chairs was set up in the ballroom. The Earl, Princess, and Ryder sat at one end and the pups and a little frog toy named Busby. The chef served up hamburgers, Sweetie's favorite.

Chase stared down sadly at his burger. There's like nothing on these.

Sweetie was gobbling them down however, being sure to chew with her mouth open and smack.

The sound was like nails on a chalk board for the pups but Chase in particular was about to lose it because pieces of her chewed up meat were pelting his fur and uniform since he sat beside her.

"Sweetie, dear can you chew with your mouth close please?" The princess requested.

Sweetie rolled her eyes and eventually stopped. She then knelt down and whispered something to Busby.

The toy frog started jumping up and down, making an annoying clank sound.

The pups let out a low growl that wasn't audible by the humans.

Chase grabbed held his head in his paws.

Ryder chuckled at that.

"Busby stop." The princess ordered.

The toy stopped.

A bell rang. Sweetie's eyes lit up, it was time for cake, than her favorite… presents.