Hey I don't get this or why my sister spends hours reading these screwed up stories… Anyways I thought I would write a story of my own moohaha!

N.Bin this story Odie is a girl a descendent of the famous Odie the great friend of Garfield

One marvelously sparkling autumn day the leaves were swirling in the air and Izzy (wannabe freak) the adopted red headed sister of Odie arrived home from school wearing her latest morbid clown out fit which consisted of mummy arm wrapping red eye make up and a black outfit consisting tight jeans a revamped tee shirt and her moms old stilettos with tone heels that would constantly fall off. That usual day Odie was busy moshing to the Hansons Christmas C.D and doing the boogie wooogie when Izzy the Tizzy was declaring her love for her drama fellow freaks as she danced to the bagpipes. After turning off their stereos theses helpless googily eyed girls were pulled into the Zone of escapism as they clicked onto Fan fiction dot net as they read Buffy slash Harry Potter transvestite stories. So, wannabe freak and her fellow deranged sister Odie (band freak) were seemingly becoming brainwashed by the evils of and their sister Superwomen (wannabe prep) came to save them.

Then suddenly Odie was stuck in the bathroom "Have no fear superwomen is here!" –Declared the aspiring young superhero. So, Superwomen came to save the day as she rushed home in her super sexy Tim Horton's uniform (she ditched spandex a while ago in order the blend in with the commoners) and booted her out cuz she had to fix her hair. Yes, the weekend had arrived and Father (computer techno freak and Mother (preacher wannabe) were comfortably sitting in front of a square box watching little men and shoot each other and occasionally mate with females. Unfortunately superwomen could not go out since she had a pimple on her nose and was disgusted by Hollywood encouraging ma and pa's waistlines to expand with miss Vicky's chips. She burst out in tears because she was being sucked in and they all had no lives. So, then she destroyed the evil box with a sledgehammer and went to play soccer with hot guys.

However, Superwoman was still plotting on destroying fan fic dot net since that's all the silly sisters did but she went shopping instead. But when this adopted superhero came home she noticed they were actually READING and expanding their vocabulary she was overwhelmed with joy and admitted to her shallowness and kissed her sisters. So then she promises not to annoy them too much since Fanfic did not add to their futile existence, but it actually made them smarter. So superwomen got jealous and tried to become a nerd rocket scientist but instead she became an Esthetician slash police officer and had fun painting convicts toenails. Odie became a Doctor and had fun hacking away at people's limbs and was no longer booted off the table by Garfield. While Izzy became a lawyer and successfully hacked away at Mr. Black for monopolizing the Canadian media, he promptly became bankrupt. A few years later Superwoman ditched superman for wanting to save the world instead of spending time with her so, she married Prince Charming instead. Izzy married Archie thus making Betty and Veronica profusely jealous and Odie married a descended of the famous Snoopy and they had puppies, that they taught how to do the snoopy dance. And, of course they all lived happily ever after.

P.S yes I am bored; I believe only my two sisters Izzy and Odie can actually understand this Story. Anyways Fan fic is silly – Clueless

I hope this works as fan fiction

And tips on how to write fan fiction?!?

Is it o.k that I warped my characters?