He was at least halfway there when Eloise popped out from behind a statue of a deranged Knight, He stopped dead in his tracks he cringed at the thought of her party because of her horrid acne, but mainly because he was brought back to the moment when she brought her dry chapped lips to his and…and.. Well he couldn't bare the thought of going back to the moment again.
"Hi Ron", Eloise greeted brightly, "how are you feeling today".
"I dunno, fine I suppose" ,he mumbled almost incoherently
"Well I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about , well you know, I don't know what I was thinking. Its just that Ron, Well you turn me on I get so hot when I see you. With your sexy red hair that tight little bum, I can hardly keep my hands off you!" She told him this as though she had been waiting months to say it.
Many thoughts were running through Ron's mind, but the recurring theme seemed to be along the lines of "what the hell has she been smoking" .
"I uh…uh…you know I've got a girlfriend right?"
"A girlfriend" she said. "Then she burst out laughing"
"O MY GOD!CANT ANYBODY BELIEVE I HAVE A FLIPPIN GIRLFRIEND!" He screamed
He then marched down to the entrance hall and waited for Padma.
As he waited he thought of many things. He resented everyone for not believing that he , Ron Weasly, could obtain a good looking girlfriend. Or even just a girlfriend for that matter. At least Hermione had taken him seriously, he thought calmingly.
But as he stewed in his own anger he started thinking of ways to get back at Harry, no one would think twice if Harry had a gorgeous girl like Padma. They'd think it sweet, lovely, and wish them a long relationship. Well Harry's gonna get what's coming to him he thought cunningly.
Just when his brain had kicked into high gear Padma arrived smiling sweetly and being none the wiser that in the last twenty-four hours Ron had been kissed (but not for the first time as Hermione had wrongly deduced) and made a fool of by Harry.
"Hello Ron are you ready to go?" she asked.
"Quite, lets be off then" he replied loving the way she walked.
They then proceeded to snog like crazy which made ron feel A LOT better.
After a pleasant evening with Padma, Ron had cooled himself down a lot. But he was still going to get back at Harry. When he arrived at the dormitory he closed his four-poster around him and thought. Ron was not a good thinker. That was Hermione's job. In fact Ron rarely thought. If you cut open his skull the average person would expect to find two of the most shriveled up peanuts you had ever seen, rather than a brain. But Ron off course had a brain he used it at times off great peril but no more. Though this particular evening Ron decided to pull out the old noggin and rack his brain. Even he was surprised at his will not to be lazy.
"Chinese water torture, no I don't want to kill him….um..….leave a letter for snape saying he looks good as a ballerina signed by Harry…no no they could probably trace that back to me…..ahh thinking is hard why does Hermione even bother with it….no no keep your mind on the right track. Um tell people he has seven toes,….no that's just stupid….oh oh oh I know it ……I know it! Ill tell people he's gay! That's great, I'm so so smart! Now how will I go about it? I know I find a picture of a half naked man and sa I found it in Harry's nightstand………yes yes that will work!! I really am smart.
So Ron went aout with his plan. First he had to find a picture of a half naked man, easier said than done. He could find no spell that he had the competence to perform that would get him what he wanted. Then he realized that all the boys in his dorm kept playboys under their beds except Neville so maybe a girl would have a playgirl he could get a picture out of! Yes that would work. There was the matter of the steps , well maybe a simple freezing spell would work.
It would be lunch in dinner in ten minutes , it would be best to get the picture while everyone was at lunch. He headed up to Gryffindor tower and it lay deserted. He headed to the stairs and performed the freezing spell . He tentatively placed his foot upon the first step, the step seemed as solid as ever so he placed his weight upon it and when he was sure that he would not fall he raced up the steps to the door that said "6th Years". He hopped in the room and took inventory of his surroundings, this room obviously belonged to girls posters of men covered the walls, unfortunately these were all clothed. He was dsgusted by the large poster of three Technicolor kittens that were silently mewing. He gagged and went on with his search.
"geese the girls are frikkin neat" he thought aloud.
He looked under mattresses and he found nothing until he came to a bed that was surrounded by things that were organized perfectly and a large pile of books were placed and the foot of the bed.
Under the bed lay a playgirl, finally what he was after. He flipped open to the middle of the magazine.
"MY GOD hes Huge" he said louder than he intended .
He ripped off a picture of a man in a tye-dye thong and a hairless chest he stuffed the magazine back where he got it from and slipped out of the dormitory to the great hall.
"Hey Ron" called Harry as soon as Ron entered the hall.
"oh sup Harry", he said " I can't stay I'll just grab a slice of pie and go"
Harry looked confused but didn't have time to further question Ron as he grabbed a piece of cherry pie ad bolted from the hall.
"I wonder where he went" Harry comented to Hermione
" I dunno he's been acting rather strange since the whole Eloise midgen incident" she replied
" ahh well"
After dinner Harry went to the library to get a book for a potions essay, while Hermione went back to Gryffindor tower.
"Hermione! Hermione come here I've got to tell you something" Lavender hailed her as she was on her way to the tower.
"what is it?" Hemione asked "well I just thought I'd tell you tell that when I went back to our dormitory to get a chap stick, well I saw Ron heading down the steps of the girls staircase, I just thought I'd tell you" Lavender said hurriedly"
"oh…uh…thank you" Hermione answered in a confused way.
When she got to the common room she found Ron doing homework. She immediately knew something was wrong, Ron doesn't do homework unless he absolutely has to and no homework was due tomorrow.
"Hey Ron whats up?" Hermione asked cautiously.
"oh, not much really….just…..well I, I, I need to show you something" he said
"what is it" she replied
He pulled out a slightly torn picture of a man in a thong
Hermione started to blush so deeply that she looked as though she had a plum on her shoulders not a head. She immediately snatched the picture out of Ron's hands.
"where did you get that" she snapped
"I found it in Harry's trunk, I don't know but I think, I think he might be……….um….gay" he said quietly.
Something clicked in Hermione's brain. "are you still mad at Harry?" she said
" um no" he said unconvincingly
" yes you are" she said " and your trying to get back at him arent you? I know you are! Harry is not gay. I know that you did not get that picture from Harry's trunk!" she said
"How do you know I didn't get that picture from Harry's trunk?"
" I……..I……..I just……..uh know" she said quietly
"OH MY GOD THAT WAS YOURS!!" Ron yelled in a triumphant and slightly disgusted sort of way.
"No its not mine" Hermione said
"yes it is" Ron said smiling "now that I think about it I found it at a bed that was all neat and had books by it!"
Ron started laughing manically and jumping around the common room scarring a group of first years and causing one of them to fall out of their chair .
"stop Ron" Hermione pleaded
Just at that moment Harry walked into the dormitory looking rattled and wearing no pants
A/N Ha a cliffhanger! Please Review if I get a couple of reviews I'll write another chapter!
Hope you liked this chapter it was longer than the last one and I think I did a better job ! So please review!