Sex, Drugs, and Piracy
"The One"
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the POTC characters, except the ones that I own, so there!
ï·Chapter 1ï·
Our story starts at Disney World, where we see 2 girls rushing through the crowd at great speeds. One of them is pushing her way through, while the other one is helplessly being led through. The one pushing her way through is Gabrielle; the one being led is Catalina. Gabrielle and Catalina had come to Disney World to pick up hot guys (that was mostly Gabrielle's idea), and have fun. They both had not been to Disney World since they were 5, but ever since they went to go see "Pirates of the Caribbean," Gabrielle had turned into a maniac about it. That's why they were down there. "Look! There it is!" Gabrielle exclaimed as she stopped. "What do you mean? ï¢There it is?'" Catalina replied as she stopped to see what it was her friend had been so transfixed on. It was the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. "Gab, we just rode that ride." Catalina said, mad that her friend had just dragged her from one side of the park to the next. "I know, but I just want to ride it one more time." "But, the ride's closed, and it's getting dark. Maybe we should be going." Catalina said as she was trying to pull Gabrielle, but Gabrielle wasn't even budging. "Dammit! Well I guess you're right let's go." Gabrielle looked like she had aged 20 years. As they were walking back, Gabrielle just happened to notice a door that was slightly ajar. "Hey, what's that?" Gabrielle said as she showed Catalina the door. "It's a door. What else would you think it is?" Catalina said as she looked at her friend like she deserved to ride the short bus (special-ed). "Don't give me that look, I meant the sign on the door. It says service door, employees only." Catalina read, but as she was reading, Gabrielle was already rushing to go inside. "Can't you read it says employees only!" Catalina said as she tried to stop Gabrielle, but Gabrielle was determined and curious to go inside. "Oh please Catalina! I promise that if you let me go in there, I'll let you do whatever you want for the rest of spring break; please!" begged Gabrielle. "You promise? I mean really promise that for the rest of spring break we'll get to do what I want to do?" Catalina said, hoping that she got what her friend said right. "Yes, yes." Answered Gabrielle who wanted to go in already. "Well...alright." Catalina replied, as soon as she said that she was bombarded with hugs from Gabrielle. "Oh thanks Catalina, you won't regret it." She thanked as she went inside." I hope I don't." Catalina replied as she followed Gabrielle inside.
Inside it was very dim. "Is there a switch or anything? I can barely see where I'm going." Gabrielle said as she was feeling around blindly for the switch. "Well get out your flashlight, and see where we're going before we fall into a black hole." Catalina said as she was holding onto Gabrielle. "I think I found the switch." Gabrielle said as her hand landed on a big switch. "Well here goes nothin." Gabrielle says as she pulls the switch. The lights come revealing a dim room with many hammocks and empty rum bottles. "Sure does need a woman's touch." Gabrielle said as she started walking around the room. "Hello Martha Stewart it's supposed to be based on a 1700's pirate ship." Catalina said as she watched Gabrielle start messing with the props. "I don't think we should be messing with that Gabrielle." Catalina said as Gabrielle was sitting on a table and smelling the rum glass. "Or what they'll put me in pirate prison?" Gabrielle said, as she tasted the rum. "Ugh! No wonder pirates never had any girlfriends. I don't even see how they could drink this stuff." "Hey Gabrielle, come on let's go. I bet you it's pitch black outside." As they started to walk to the door, it shut closed. "Oh well maybe the wind just blew it closed." Gabrielle suggested. "Or maybe someone thought no one was in here and closed it." "Well whatever the case, I want to get out." Said Catalina as she tried to open the door. "I think it's stuck." "Here let a real woman show you how it gets done." Gabrielle said as she tried to open it. After many futile attempts she gave up. "Oh yeah you sure showed me." Catalina remarked sarcastically. "Shut up! Maybe there's another way out." Gabrielle said as she started looking for another way out. "Oh man! This is bad!" Catalina said, very nervously as she started pacing back and forth. "Don't worry Catalina. Everything's going to be all right, see look I found a hatch door." Gabrielle said as she tried to open it. "Here, let me help you." Catalina replied as she came over to help Gabrielle. "All right on my count we lift it up. One...Two...Three!" Gabrielle replied as they pushed as hard as they could. The hatch door easily opened and they fell and hit their heads on the floor, and were knocked out.
When they awoke they were in another room, this one was nicer than the other room that they were in but it was very dark. "Where are we?" questioned Catalina as was looking around. "I think we're in the hospital." Replied Gabrielle as she was looking around also. Just then a man who they thought was a doctor came in. "Oh thank goodness you're here doc!" exclaimed Catalina. "I don't know who this doc fella is, but I ain't him." The man said as he walked over to go light the candle. When his image was visible, the girls noticed that he wasn't dressed as a doctor; he was dressed like a pirate. "Hey, how long have we been out?" asked Gabrielle, thinking that they had been unconscious for 6 months. "Is it Halloween?" asked Catalina very nervously because she had seen his clothes, and thought that it was Halloween. "To answer both ya ladies questions ya been out for 2 days, and I don't know what Hallo-een is but today isn't It." The man replied. "I don't think we're in Florida anymore anymore Catalina." Gabrielle said.