Ok guys this is my first fanfic EVER so please go easy on me! Please R&R puppy eyes

Disclaimer : I really want own InuYasha and everyone ells but my birth certificate dosen't say Rumiko Takahashi. Anyway….. ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter One

InuYasha: "Stupid Kitsune!

Shippo "OWWWW!"

InuYasha Obiviously sturck Shippo like 58 times already.....

Shippo: "InuYasha your gunna pay BIG TIME Im' gunna' get Kagome to sit you for each puch I get!"

InuYasha: "so what?"

Shippo: "So you will be dead by the timeKagome gets back!"

Sango: "Shippo calm down!"

Miroku:" You know InuYasha Shippo is right you know...."

Sango: "Ya unless you beg to Kaede to take it off of you, you will be eating dirt in no time at all!"

InuYasha: 'Sango is right how come I have to have these stupid prare beads any way?' he thought

InuYasha: "But even if i do beg to Kaede to take em' off she will still put em' back on me!"

Miroku: "you're doomed to eternal sitting!"

Is InuYasha going to beg for mercy? Will he apoligize to Shippo? Will he be forced to watch educational tv? ( i dout he even knows what a tv is!) OR will he bribe Shippo to not tell Kagome?

What the hek!!! I will be nice and keep going and mabye if you guys send reviews.... I will totally make this romantic and the story will become longer.... it depends just send some reviews people'

But i will write a little more first! crazy... this is my first fic and i already tirn evil......

IM GOING BACK TO THE FUEDAL ERA MOM!!!!! shouted Kagome as shhe headed towards the well

She goes into the Fueldal Era and bla bla bla and heads toward where InuYasha Miroku Sangoand of course the evil evil Shippo!

Sango: InuYasha you dont have time to save your self...... Becuase KAGOME IS RIGHT THERE!!!!!

Dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun(thejaws music comse on)

InuYasha: OMGIM DEAD

Shippo: Kagome Kagome Kagome!!!!!!!!

Kagome:What is itShippo

Shippo: Whispers in Kagome's ear bout' all the stuff InuYasha did to him

Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REVIEW AND SEEWHAT HAPPENS TO INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

acutally its kinda obiouse but im thewrighter im responsablefor what happens to InuYasha!

Review!!!!!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! cough cough

But what the hay i will keep writing srry for all the things where i say im going to leave and i dont!

so im going to make this a one chapter thing!!!!!!

Kagome: "INUYASHA"

InuYasha: "NO KAGOME DONT !!!!!!!!!!"

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InuYasha: "PLEASE DONT"

Kagome: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

InuYasha: "fine you win!"

Kagome: ................

Kagome: That's a good boy InuYasha!

Shippo: "BUT KAGOME!!!!!!!"

Kagome: "Shippo give it a rest will you ?"

InuYasha: ' the only thing thats bad now ia she is treating me like a dog.....'

Did I surprise you You thught he was going to be sat to a pulp didn't you!

Hey fair is fair! Now REVIEW press the shiney button dow there that says "submit reveiw"!!!!