Chapter 10: Dramatics

Underline: Whatever Neji's target is saying at the moment.

Hyuuga Neji has often been accused of dramatics. Who else can spout out a long speech about a curse seal, the Main House, and the Branch house that was obviously prepared beforehand to belittle people that tick him off? Who else takes so long to die (but not really) and talks about people and birds before croaking (but not really again)? Only Neji.

But we're not here to talk about how Neji is so dramatic at the most inappropriate times, like in battle or when he's going to die and should be thinking of other things like a will. We're here to talk about why Nejiis so dramatic at the most inappropriate times, like in battle or when he's going to die and should be thinking of other things like a will.

Today, Neji was training, just training. It was what he did everyday, except Sundays. On Sundays, he prepared the long speech about a curse seal, the Main House, and the Branch house to belittle people that tick him off. He needed to find Hinata, so he could try it out on her.

After a while, Neji decided to try something new in his training routine. He ran up to the house to find a pencil and a piece of paper. On the way out, he ran into Evil Hiashi, Hinata's dad.

"Where are you going Neji?" Evil Hiashi asked.

"Training," Neji replied.

"Why do you have a piece of paper and a pencil Neji?" Evil Hiashi asked again.

"Just because," said Neji. He ran away after saying this.

'I should explode his head for impertinence,' thought Evil Hiashi, 'but the Hyuuga clan would lose a genius. There's always other Branch House members that aren't as important.' Evil Hiashi walked off to smite some Branch House members.

Neji ran around town. He saw Sasuke sitting in the distance. He crept up behind him and recorded everything that he said. He looked at his paper. I am the number one ninja. I am the number one ninja. I am the number one ninja. I am the number one ninja. I am the number one ninja. 'This is useless,' thought Neji.

He ran into Shino, Akahito, Aki, Akihiko, Akihiro, Akihisa, Akihito, Akikazu, Akinari, Akinori, and Akio. This was useless as well.

He met Lee. It won't stay. WHY? Useless

He crept behind Sakura. That bastard Naruto, I'll kick his ass. Neji shuddered and left.

He jumped into a bush behind Kiba. Oh, Hinata. Why can't I tell you how much I love you? Neji paused. Now he had something. He circled it and continued on his way.

He passed Chouji. I have thirty-five bags left. Time for another trip to Water Country. Not interested.

He snuck behind Tenten. I must be strong. I'll prove that girls can be wonderful kunoichi. I'll make Neji admire me. Was she talking about me? He circled that too.

He overheard Naruto. I'm sorry Kyuubi. It was an accident. I'm sure Teddy is ok. JACKPOT. He circled this.

He bypassed Hinata. What could she tell him?

He looked at his sheet. Only Ino and Shikamaru were left. Shikamaru was on a mission with his sensei. He had no idea where Ino was.

Ino was in fact, right behind Neji at the moment. Just when she was going to use Shinwanshin no jutsu, he turned around and stared at her. "What are you doing?"

Ino said, "Oh my! I feel rather faint." Under her breath, She whispered, "Shinwanshin no jutsu" and entered his mind, right then and there.

Neji's mind was glamorous. He had a Lazy Boy Armchair and a huge plasma screen TV. A mahogany desk was placed towards the side. A mahogany chair was placed in front of it. It was lighted by three lava lamps. Neji was currently sitting at the desk.

"Darn. I'll just leave Ino there. I have all the information I want and she probably won't give me any good nuggets anyways."

Ino pouted, "Neji is so un-gentlemanly. You just don't leave fainted girls where they drop. You gently carry them to the hospital and leave a message of love next to their bed. At least, that's what they do in soap operas."

"Let's see what we have. So, Kiba is interested in Hinata. I can use this against her. My speech will begin…" Neji began speaking in a dramatic voice, "You Main House members have used your power against other people. Seducing poor people like Inuzuka Kiba and rendering them lovesick with your controlling power. It's disgraceful. Being born in the Main House is only sending people on their way to destruction. You place curse seals on people and send them to destruction as well. Hyuuga clan will suffer because of this stupid rule," Neji returned to his normal voice, "Excellent. I'll have to remember that. Next."

Ino stood with her eyebrow raised at Neji's back, "What a weird guy. No wonder he has all these speeches prepared. He makes them beforehand to use on poor people like Hinata."

"Naruto. He talks about having a Kyuubi inside of him. The Kyuubi was the fox demon that terrorized our village years ago. What's a teddy? How strange. Well, my speech to him should go something like this," Neji once again returned to his dramatic voice, "You say that you have the Kyuubi within you. What is that compared to having the terror of the curse seal. The Kyuubi cannot kill you in a moments notice. It does not humiliate you and allow others to have more power above you. Your Kyuubi is nothing compared to the power of the curse seal. The Branch House is cursed with a far worse demon than you. It is the demon known as the Main House," Neji stopped using the second voice, "That's good. I should use it when Naruto and Hinata are around. Maybe even Evil Hiashi."

"Next is Tenten. She has to make me admire her. What a strange request. I already do, for she is not like the other girls. She does not fawn over people like Uchiha and she prefers to train rather than go to a beauty salon. Of course, I cannot let a love life ruin my career. I will have to discourage further activity between us. Though I really hate to do so. She is a very good training partner and a good consultant, I would hate to lose her company," Neji sighed.

Ino was hysterical. "NO, DON'T DO THAT. YOU'LL BREAK HER HEART. Oh, I have to get out of here and warn her." She left in a hurry.

There was no sign of Neji. Ino looked up and saw the medical-nin with the mask on hiding in a tree. He glared at her, "SO, decided to wake up when you realized that nobody was around to give you attention, eh. I have my eye on you." He swiftly jumped away.

Ino quickly got up, and ran to find Tenten.

Meanwhile, Neji was in his room, writing his speech down and memorizing it. "I should do this more often. It is good to have more information to back up my speeches. Main House, the power of my speeches will overpower the curse seal. My father and I will be avenged," Neji said with a satisfied with sigh. He punched the air as the screen froze.

Next chapter: Women are so Troublesome

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