Author's Note: ummmm… the ending of he last chapter was a little crazy but don't worry, we had a party at school in 4th period and I had nothing for lunch except donuts and candy and cookies cause they forget the pizza and I'm all set for the next chappie and it's gonna be better more insane than ever!!!!!!! Oh and I don't own yu yu cast :

Kurama's Day of Insanity

CHAPTER 3: What the Hell!?!

Keonma's Office

Keonma: (staring wide eye at the scabby/ bloody/ bold head of Kurama's) Holly crap…

George: It's so hideous…..

Boton: You think he's going to be ok?

Yusuke: -.-" yup, he's fine….except for the fact that he's BOLD!!!

Kurama: (just waking up) W-what? What happened?…………MY HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!

Kuwabara: Wow….

Kurama: Who are you people?

Boton: You mean you don't remember us?

Kurama: Of course I do silly! (stands up and walks up to Keonma) Your Mr. Pickletoes! (to George) and you're the Goblin King! (to Yusuke) Prettypatty! (to Kuwabara) Professor Wifflewoof! (to Boton) Sam the Olgor! (to Hiei, who's sitting in a corner)……wait, don't tell me…you're…..SANTA CLAUS!!! Santa, Santa! (sits on his lap) I want pony and a new scarf and ear hair and a tinny little comb so to brush my ear hair!

All: (anime fall) ToT"

Hiei: ….GET OFF ME YOU STUPID FOX!!! (shoves Kurama off)

Yusuke: Yo, Kurama, are you ok? …cause you're talking nonsense…

Kurama: (not even paying attention but examining something on the floor)

Keonma: (coming out of shock)…..mmm-MR.PICKLETOES!?! THAT'S IT. I'VE BEEN CALLED BABYFACE AND TODDLER BUT NO ONE CALLS ME MR. PICKLETOE!!!!

Boton and George: (trying to hold the prince of death back, pushes him into a different room)

Boton: (nervously) Hehehe, come on Keonma sir. Time for your nap.

Yusuke: I wonder if he's still smart. I mean that's all we really need him for…

Kuwabara: Oh! Oh! I have a question we can ask him to see!

Hiei: Hn…do what you want but it's obvious that Kurama's insanity has to do with Karasu taking Kurama's hair back at Demon Cave. (at the door, without turning around) Being the only one left with a brain here, I'm going to get it back.

Yusuke: …ok…sooo what's your question for crazy fox boy.

Kuwabara: Ok, ok. Kurama?

Kurama: (sitting on the floor, looks up at Kuwabara) Yes, Professor Wifflewoof?

Kuwabara: (sweat drop) Ok, anyways, if we lived in a nostril, would we be the boogers?

Yusuke: (smacks head)

Kurama:Of course not! We would be the bacteria that live off of the nostril's boogers! We would work hard day and night to cultivate and harvest the boogers off the nose hair.

Kuwabara: But then if we are the people, who is the guy that the nose belongs to?

Kurama: That would be our beloved God! ALL HALE THE GREAT GOD OF BOOGERS!!

Yusuke: (getting into the conversation) So what happens if one day we wake up and the boogers are "gone", if you get what I mean.

((A/N: For those of you who don't know what he means, he means 'What would happen if "God" picks his nose.'))

Kurama: …then we attack at dawn!!! CHARGE! (runs into the wall next to Keonma's chair and makes a Kurama shaped hole in the wall)

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Woh…….0.0

Yusuke: Good thing Keonma isn't here to see this or he'll flip

Demon Cave

Karasu: (still rubbing Kurama's hair against his cheeks) Mmmmmmmm…sooooft…

Hiei: (stepping out of the shadows) I hope you've enjoyed you last few minutes of life with Kurama's hair, (draws his katana) cause I'm going to end it.

Karasu: So, you came back for his hair. (looks around) Where is my beloved fox?

Hiei: He's back at Spirit World but don't worry. I'll send you there, the easy way.

Idiotichobo: Yea! Another chapter finished! But seriously people….PLZ REVIEW! PLZ I'M BEGGING YOU! JUST ONE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY, INSIGNIFICANT REVIEW!!!! -0.0- (sniff sniff)

Hiei: Baka ningen onnas (for those of you who don't know, onna means girl in Japanese)

Idiotichobo: (sticks tongue out at Hiei)

Kurama: (in the back ground, running with hands thrown in the air) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!