Idiotichobo: Finally! The chapter that reveals the true identity of the mystery character! (It's an OC ((A/N: aka me :P)) so I guess I finally own something in the this screwed story!) Plz review and tell what you think of it!
Kuwabara: (timidly) Is it gone?
Idiotichobo: 0.o?
Kuwabara: The hawk! ...Is it gone?
Red-tailed Hawk: (comes swooping in once more to attack Kuwabara's hair)
Kuwabara: (screams like a little girl…a very ugly girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Idiotichobo: MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Kurama's Day of Insanity
CHAPTER 5: Will the Insanity Ever End?!?
Forest near the Park: 3:00 pm (man they're fast)
Yusuke: (pant) Ok…(pant)…we're here…(pant, pant)…come on out! (pant)
Kuwabara: Falls over died (not really)
Kurama: (too stupid to know he's tired) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mysterious Character: (in the shadows) So, you showed up…and on time too. Not bad.
Yusuke: (recovers) Who are you anyways? Show yourself!
Figure: (finally steps out) Ta-da!!! (Description: an average height, 13 year old girl with black, waist long hair, wearing sneakers, baggy pants that have too many pockets, and a large T-shirt that said: 3 ways to stay out of trouble, 1) Act confused 2) Deny all charges and swear that you're innocent 3) Blame it on flying monkeys)
Yusuke and Kuwabara: 0.0?
Kurama: (stops) Hey! It's Uncle Eugene!
OC: …(sweat drop) I'm your cousin, Sora!
Yusuke: …Kurama, I didn't know you had a cousin…
Kuwabara: Me neither. In fact, you guys never tell me anything anymore! I wanna know what's going on, too!!
Yusuke: (ignoring him) So where is Hiei and Kurama's hair?
Sora: Where is my hawk?
Yusuke: Ummm…(sweat drop, hands $15 to her)
Sora: (looks at the bills to make sure they were real, puts it in one of her pockets, sticks her pinky in her mouth and whistles ((A/N: I can't really whistle like that…XP… only the regular way)))
The Hawk: (flies out of nowhere and lands on Sora's shoulder)
Yusuke: 0.0 Hey! Give me back my 15 bucks!!
Sora: :P
Kuwabara: Alright you little pest! You better give back Hiei and Kurama's hair or I'll…
Sora: You'll what, hit me? I thought that was against your code. Besides, I have a 4th degree black belt. ((A/N: That's a lie, too! All lies!!!))
Kuwabara: …How'd you know about my code?!
Sora: (takes out a leather covered book) It's all in here.
Yusuke: What is that?
Sora: Kurama's diary.
Yusuke: Kurama keeps a diary? I didn't know that…
Sora: -.-" …trust me, there is a lot of things you don't know…
Yusuke: Wait a minute…that means…you know practically know ever thing about us!
Sora: Yup! It's amazing how much juicy information he writes in here. (puts book back) How about an exchange?
Yusuke: What?
Sora: I'll give you Hiei and Kurama's hair back on one condition.
Yusuke: Oh yeah? What's that?
Sora: You have to take me back to Spirit World with you. :
Yusuke: Fine, but don't mess with anything!
Sora: Don't worry, I will!
Yusuke: …(sweat drop) Keonma is going to kill me…
Koenma's office
Sora: (running around Koenma's office looking/poking at everything in sight) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yusuke and Kuwabara: ……
Hiei: (on the floor) w-What? (just coming around) What happen? …Ow my head…
Kuwabara: That's what I like to know.
Yusuke: All right, we did what you asked now tell us how the hell were you able to get Hiei?
Sora: (stops poking Koenma's chair) Well, it wasn't that hard. I just waited for Hiei to finish off Karasu and then knock him out when his wasn't paying attention. :
Yusuke: (sweat drop)
Kuwabara: Well that sounded easy.
Sora: …It was…
Yusuke: Ok, next question. Why'd you ask to come here of all things.
Sora: Cause of this… (walks to the plant Kurama was sniffing at before, takes out a hidden video camera)
Kurama: Hey! It's the shiny box I found! Weeeee!
Sora: I've got it all down. All the insanity…everything. : MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yusuke:…Great…
Hiei: (stands up and picks up Kurama's hair and turns toward Yusuke and Kuwabara) If you guys are done with your nonsense, I'd like to get the sane Kurama back before I kill him. (obviously pissed off)
Yusuke: So…how do we get it back on?
Sora: Isn't it obvious? You glue it on! :)
All: (sweat drop, jaws fall on the floor)
Yusuke: (recovers) Well, I guess it's worth a try.
Hiei: Works for me.
Kuwabara: I've got Kurama.
Sora: And I've got the glue…hehehe.
Out on the Street…
Kuwabara: So Kurama, how do you feel?
Kurama: (back to normal) Not bad, except…I think you glued it on a little crocked…
Yusuke: Whatever, as long you're back I don't care.
Kurama: By the way…what did I do?
Kuwabara: you mean you don't remember anything?
Kurama: No, I'm afraid not.
Sora: Don't worry! You can see everything that happen as soon as I launch my website!
Kurama: 0.0 (in horror) SORA!!!! (starts to chase after her)
Sora: (while running for her life) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Yusuke and Kuwabara: (looks at each other, shrugs, joins Kurama)
Hiei: Hn…
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Yea I finished my first story! Cookies for everyone who reviewed!: Tell me what you thought of it so I can make my next story even better! (not that this story that good…)