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Meteors, Smallville and a Spaceman

Little Smallville in Kansas

Inside Smallville lives Clark Kent

Little meteors floating by

Killing Clark, Oh No!

"Help me, help me, help!" he said

"Before the meteors make me dead!"

""Clark my boy, just say you're well."

Said his dad Jor-El.

In case you wanted to know, the real lyrics are:

Little spaceship in the sky

Inside spaceship conehead guy

Little astronaut floating by

Knocking at the door

"Help me, help me sir!" he said

Before the Meteor hits my head

"Little astronaut come with me

Coneheads we will be."