Hello readers and newcomers! I am Cian-Nueral! This here is inspired by a child-hood favorite of mine: Bomberman! If you don't know and ask: 'why the heck are you messing up Bomberman? Pick a world already!', This is part of a universe where ALL media are in said universe. You heard me, ALL. This universe that I created is supposed to be a comedy series that of course, is NON-CANON. Said universe is aptly named Simply Stupid, where Non-Canon movies, games, anime, cartoons, books or more, meets Canon, more Non-Canon and Real-life! So I mixed all of the Bomberman games and anime into one subject (Like Bomberman Jetters and it's anime counterpart and B-Daman Bakugaiden and B-Daman Bakugaiden V's anime amd games!)... But hey! Pretty Bomber's still alive and not in the control of Buggler... That's a plus!

Listen, I said enough to keep going on for a few hours. So Read, Review, and Enjoy!

In a distant and far away Solar System about 7 light years away, there lived an extremely violent robotic species called Bombermen with three races: The blast-specializing Layers (bomb placement), the Daman marksmen (marble shooters) and the Lobbers (bomb throwing). The Bombermen lived under one rule by one Royal Family (a chimera of all three) that was loved by all of the 45 micro-continents and archipelagos... But sometimes, hatred arises too often.

At a Secluded Ballroom...

(Play Hero from the Super Bomber Man R OST...)

"You are the only hero in the wor~ld that I see! You are just the right one fo~r me~!" Princess Oriokebom (Pretty Bomber) sang as she stared at the karaoke machine's lyrics of one of her favorite songs from her childhood with vigor at a dinner party.

"They say it only happens once~ and I believe that they may~ be ri~ght! Coz I saw you the *Bang!* (End the song now!)" The ballroom's doors slammed open, with a bomb being thrown by an assassin the moment that happened... Towards Orioke's 2nd oldest brother, Prince Shirobom (White Bomber), her older brother! In a desperate attempt before the blast, she threw herself towards the bomb and was blasted to pieces by the explosion that rocked her body, which was still funtioning. In retaliation, the assassin was tackled by Princes Kurobom (Black Bomber) and Red (Red Bomber).

"THIS IS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE PLANET! DEATH TO THE ROYAL FAMILY!" The assassin screamed out as he was dragged away by the room's gaurds. Shiro then walked towards Orioke and attached her head to her torso, which needed major repairing.

"Are you okay Orioke?" Shiro then asked in worry.

"Does it look like I'm alright?" The magenta Bomber warbled and groaned as she was then carried on a stretcher to the hospital.

At the Hospital 1 week later...

"Is Orioke still alright?!" Shiro asked towards one of the silver medical bombers taking care of said Princess. After the assassination attempt on Shirobom and the injury of Orioke, it caused a political scare when the news came out about.

"We don't know yet sir until she gets fully repaired!" She responded in a saddened tone.

"*sigh* To think that my training with Old Man Orange, the Jetters and working in the Police didn't stop something like this from happening again..." The current heir to the throne muttered.

"You can always learn more if you- *bzzt!* Oh! You can visit now! She just woke up! Room 628!" The Nurse then replied after she heard the buzzer sound.

"Thanks! Kuro! Ao (Blue Bomber)! Akabo (Red's nickname)!, Ki (Yellow Bomber)! Momo (Pink Bomber)! Mizu (Aqua/Light Blue Bomber)! Midori (Green Bomber)! Let's go!" With that, he and his other, younger, siblings walked to the room their sister was in.

"Oof... He won't like what what happened to her..."

At Orioke's Room...

"Big Sis?" Momobom called out to Orioke as she opened the door. There Orioke laid, nervously staring at her while leaning to drink her water with a straw. Her face had a scar on her left eye and her body was covered by a blanket, but when Shiro then went up next to Orioke and picked up the blanket as to help her, he saw her armless torso with her legs intact. The most scarring of all was that her throat's area where her voicebox was located at, had a gash that meant one thing: Her voicebox was damaged.

"Orioke... What happened?" All the Bomberwoman could do was try to speak.

"*kzzt!* M-M- *kzzt! Ka-krack!* -y Vo- *kzzt* -icebox is g- *ka-kra-ka bzzt!* *sob silently*" Said bomber croaked before breaking into tears. Of course, it was tragic for the family as a whole: The oldest of them, Mightybom, died with the robot named Max, who implored Shirobom to destroy him as to stop Mecha Doc from destroying Planet Bomber at the time that Momo wasn't born yet; Their mother, Mushibom, died shortly after Mizu was born; and their Grandmother, whom Momo was named after, passed away peacefully one night after Mighty's death.

"I- *sigh* I'll find a way to fix your voice, Ori, once we get out of here!" White then whispered out to her, causing Orioke to cry once more, leaning towards Shiro and trying to hug him with her armless torso.

At The Palace Three Weeks later...

"Prince Shirobom? Where are you?! Shirobom?" Akanami, a red Daman and the youngest maid of Shiro, called from the door to his room. Akanami... She was an awkward servant to the Royal family, literally 2 years younger than Shiro's 22 years of age and the only lower class that he socializes with outside of the work he does. The only reason she was a maid for Shiro was because she was a homeless orphan that Shiro hung out with... When her 13th birthday arrived, a 15 year old Shiro asked the late King Goldbom to enlist her as a maid as to prevent her from having to beg for food in the streets and have a place to live in. What a nice friend...

"Hi Aka!" Mizu called out as she dragged a nervous masked Orioke, who was wearing a purple and green hoodie. "What are you doing?"

"Y-ye-ah!" Orioke commented.

"Hi, Princess Orioke and Princess Mizu. I can't find Prince Shirobom for our Role-play challenge!" The maid then groaned. Earning a few snickers from Orioke and Mizu.

"Role-play?! pbbft! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Are you trying to get to third b-base with our brother?" Orioke and Mizu then laughed, causing Akanami to blush to the same color as her red shorts.

"W-WHAT?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO YOU MEA- *creak*" The door then opened, with a confused Shiro carrying some camping supplies, his Daman belt (fires Daman/Marble spheres), his 'Power-up' cards, his set of Bomb-stars, one of his spare inter-galactic police visors before his resignation and a red pair of boots similar to Mighty's.

"Uh... What's going on?" The former Jetters Captain asked.

"W-Where w-were you? The challenge, remember?" Silence filled the hall as Shiro then stared into Akanami's eyes with a sad smile.

"*sigh* Aka, I'm leaving for a little while again."

Akanami paled when Shiro said those words to her. "W- Why though?! We barely did stuff together since last month!"

"I gotta find someone to fix Orioke's voice box or replicate it into a better clone." Shiro then muttered. He then looked at Orioke and said: "I made a promise to you, Orioke, I won't stop until you are fixed."

"Ehem?! You need a companion! What if you got lost or got robbed? What about assassins?!" The Daman maid then interrupted. Shiro WAS going to bring Akanami, but he wouldn't forgive himself if she died. Maybe...

"Fine! I guess you can come Aka... You need a weapon though. Daman marbles take a while to reload, unlike Layer bombs and Bomber (Lobber) shots." White then groaned, only to see Akanami bring out a large hammer the size of his Power bombs and juggle it like Kuro when he tried to flirt with one of the head general's daughters... Not that it mattered though. "You will come also, Ori, so that it'll be a two-or-more-way trip all over the galaxy.

"O-Ok-Kay-Ay!"

Chapter 1 end...

Yeah... It's not like anyone could expect this to happen... Here are the reference:

1. There were different variations of Shirobom: Layer (debut and classic style), Daman (Shirobom's B-Daman ability to fire marbles from his stomach... It's a summonable belt in this one that reloads every 5 minutes per marble shot.) and Lobber (Bomberman 64 plus Bomberman Jetters's OP bomb tossing ability that explodes on contact!). So I made them races as to distinguish their abilities.

2. The Bomberman siblings are part of the same royal family as Shirobom... While Mighty from Jetters was the oldest of them.

3. No! Shirobom's Grandmother (Momo-chan to Dr. Ein and Buggler's first incarnation [He was dead too]!) passed away in this one!

4. The Bomberman siblings are named by their Japanese names... Their English names will be their fake names.

5. In Super Bomberman R, Pretty Bomber was a HORRIBLE singer during her fight! To keep her alive in this one, Shirobom has to find someone who can fix her and her voice before she could die and get scrapped. Now, Pretty/Orioke/Kareoke stutters everytime she speaks.

6. The female version of Akabom in B-Daman Bakugaiden is in this, is an orphan and is named Akanami. She DESPISES Kurobom and Akabom: Kurobom for being a womanizing jerk and Akabom because of how they are almost alike.

7. SS!Aqua Bomber: Uh oh! Akanami better not give big bro any kids yet! I'm only 13! I can't be an aunt for my big bro's best friend!

8. ROLE-PLAY!!!

9. This was going to have a different plot, where Super Bomberman R happened, Momobom/Pink never existed and Akanami took Momobom's place as to watch over/stalk Shirobom... But it involved Rider Prick (The Kamen Rider themed Story) and dimension travelling.

That's all folks! The Simply Stupid Universe is welcome to all Media! Give any Simply Stupid series an OC by using the comments! You won't know if your OC will make an appearance in one story or another! If they become well liked? I may as well start working on one-shots involving the OC creator's favorite character interracting with the OC.