Greetings newcomers! I am CianNueral, a music and now fellow fanfiction writer. This story may or may not please you (I hope you guys like it.), but it is a joke of the recent Mega Man classic era games...

With out a further adieu with the disclaimer that I do not own Mega Man...

Enjoy and don't forget to review!

"So let's get this straight Dr. Light." The robot named Rock Light, better known as Mega Man, says in a concerned tone as Dr. Thomas Light crafted a feminine body shell for a new robot master. "You want Roll and I to gain new siblings, when you know that due to us being metal, we are not related."

"What about about it Rock?" Inquires said doctor as he then started to work on the tail...

"Wait, what's with the tail Dr? Is she Salamander girl?"

"This will be a mermaid themed robot master. Splash Woman will be her name."

"Are you going senile Dr? Because what if she wants to go on land?"

"Are you done questioning a scientist and engineer?" Dr. Light bitterly asks, when the schematics did not show the giving the robot master a mermaid tail. "I still remember last night's barbeque in the back of my tongue..." he says, licking his lips, despite the monstrocity that was barely digestible.

Last night...

"Alright everybody! Fire Man and I made this seafood barbeque possible!" chirped Roll as she placed down plates of scorched herring, salmon, tuna and anchovies, pitch black smelly anchovies...

"All of this was made with the FLAMES OF JUSTICE!" exclaimed/huffed Fire Man when all of a sudden, he remembered that he does not have a mouth or even hands, exclaiming with a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Curses to whoever willed it to be that I cannot have a mouth nor hands! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!", banging his flamethrowers at the wall screaming in his thick Southern US accent."Uhhhhh, Roll?" Cut Man asks in a tone that would make any chef nervous.

"What is it Cut Man?"

"The food is burnt, inside and outside."

"Of course I know that! Fire Man cooked this! So shut up clownfisch reject!" Roll screeches, noticing that the normally playful and punny robot master has a bored expression while Dr. Light ate in silence and in disgust to the food created by a walking flamethrower.

Present...

"what will she look like?" Rock asks.

"a nine year old mermaid." Dr. Light responds as he saw Rock's expression, when Splash Woman was supposed to be a regular LightLabs helper robot in order to even out the gender spectrum of robots in the lab. "I found this strange lazer staff at the worktable and converted it into a trident, so I am introducing to you... The Lazer Trident!"

"That was my wizard themed lazer staff though!" Rock whined as he picked it up an hurled it at a target sign, only to see it ricochet and catching it. "I am now concerned about the pedophiles though..."

That Night...

Roll was sweeping the lab's floor as she then saw a computer and a young robot near by.

"Well, well, well. A new female robot. I guess you don't have sudden urges do you?" Seeing that it would be funny to reprogram it into a perverted gutsy house robot, she pressed enter and left the room, not noticing the tail twitching for a little bit and then resting.

6 days later..

"Gather around everyone!" shouts Dr. Light as he stands next to a stasis pod, with a blue memaid inside of it. "I would like you all all to meet a new member of the family: DLN-67, otherwise known as Splash Woman!"

"Can someone get me out?" asks the new robot master in a melodic voice, despite resembling a 9 year girl with light blue hair.

"soon." replied Rock/Mega Man, who was wearing his armor getting the female robot master's attention in more than one way.

"Can I ple- Uh... What is this blue thing?"

"That's your tail, ya fishy skank." replied Oil Man, gaining a wave of annoyance from the others.

"Shut up noodle-dick! Keep your thick lips shut!" Shouts the Bi-Polar Ice Man, upset that a fellow DLN robot master was acting that way.

"Is that my name? Fishy S-" Splash Woman whines until Mega Man cuts her off and says "That isn't your name Splash... Wait, we can just call you Splash, because of your name, Splash Wo-"

"We get it! Get back to the subject and put less puns!" shouts Guts Man and Roll, but alas, Splash Woman cuts them off.

"Splash... It sounds nice, feels nice and I feel a pressure on my head right now..." contemplates the blue mermaid, until she blacks out from the lack of water...

"Great." mutters Mega Man "Fire Man, Ice, make some water for her!"

"Sir! Yes sir! You're a bastard! Sir!" roars Ice Man in his 'Jack the soldier' persona. As the two create the pool, they froze and dumped the body into the pit, filling it with water in the process.

"Seriously? Are you guys Spartans or what?" You guys threw her into a pit!" shouts Bomb Man, who was in between Mega Man and Cut Man, watching the entire ordeal.

"Not now Bomb." spoke Mega Man. "Freeze it in 3... 2... 1-"

"B-b-brrr! It's freezing in here!"

"Nevermind, let's hoist her out now!"

"Sir! Yes sir! Suck a saucy'! Sir!" Shouted Ice and Fire Man as they pulled her out by her sensitive tail, ignoring the fact that her protests were aimed at them and they were transforming into profanities pretty quickly...

"...et me go you sonova-" until Bomb Man placed a binky inside of her mouth muttering out "Mermaids..." and letting out a smile that make him look like he saw the world's largest firecracker.

"Now let's put you in Rock's room until we create you your own tank!" declares Dr. Light gaining a "You said WHAT?!" by both Mega Man and Splash in different expressions: Mega Man's was a face of horror, thinking that Splash would destroy his room, Splash Woman, was actually excited, in a romanitic and stalkish look that caused a 'What have you done Dr?'

"I'll be right back." Mega Man sheepishly whispers as he walks into the broom closet screaming out "SWEET NUTS AND BOLTS WHY ME?!?!?!"

In Rock''s Room..

"Thanks for letting me have a pool in here." Splash said as she crawled into a kiddie pool the size of a couch.

"Meh. No problem Splash, just don't mess with the TV or sleep in the bath tub." replied Rock as he prepared to go to sleep in his bed, noting that Splash was rolling in the water, trying to find a good position to sleep in as he closed his eyes...

Chapter 1 end...