August 27, 3 a.m.
Head Girl's Dorm

We finally found Evie...IN THE KITCHENS! She was lounging about, stuffing her face with pie and chocolate frogs! A passing elf told me she'd eaten five pies and 20 frogs...SHE SKIPPED CLASSES TO STUFF HER BLOODY GOB! WHAT THE FUCK, she's so thin how'd she fit it all in there?

August 27, 7:10 a.m.
Dining Hall

That girl is going to get a duffing! Six...SIX people already came up to me and asked if I was 'feeling well because I looked so horrible'. WELL, THEY WOULD TOO IF THEY STAYED UP UNTILL 4 A.M. SEARCHING FOR A FRIEND WHOM WAS STUFFING HER BLOODY GOB! I didn't even finish my homework...I will now fling some potatoe salad at her...

August 27, 11:25 a.m.
Dining Hall

Evelyn hasn't noticed the silent treatment Sarah and I are giving her...Actually, she's smiling like a buffoon over a joke Sarah said...to me...

August 27, 2:20 p.m.
Transfiguration

She still hasn't noticed...Hello? What's this...NNNOOO! PLEASE NO! A quiz? When was this anounced? It's about yeterdays homework...WHICH I DIDN'T DO! I'M GOING TO FAIL, SAVE MEEE!

August 27, 8:08 p.m.
Library

I would be doing extra credit right now, but Sarah won't shut up! We're still ignoring Evie, apparently bieng quiet all day has made Sarah an incoherent blubbering mess... Perhaps I'll whack her with my potions book?

August 28, 7:11 a.m.
Girl's Dorm C

Evie has finally been persuaded, the only way Sarah and I will forgive her is if she stands in the middle of the main hall and screams "SARAH SAILS AND LILLY EVANS ARE THE BEST!" Although I do feel like I'm stooping to Potter's...ummm he who shall never be named again in this diary and is somehow head boys' level...well, It's to late for that now! I've got to see this...

August 28, 7:20 a.m. Dining Hall

I hope Evie isn't too embarrassed...she is red as a tomatoe! (I really shouldn't use cliches...) It was absoloutely hilarious, she called out her name instead of ours! Everone stared at her as if she had gone off her rocker... Maybe some of Bertie's beans will cheer her up! they work for meee!

August 28, 10:05 a.m.
Potions

Remus just approached me and said "Lilly people change, you know?" I'm pretty sure I stared at him for a while before saying "Yeah, whatever." What was he getting at?

August 28, 2:12 p.m.
Transfiguration

WHY? WHY? WHY? Did he say that? WHO? WHO? WHO? Was he implying? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Did he mean. It's driving me crazy...I must know! I mean...What did she just say? who aced the quiz? NO! I heard wrong, I must have, right? I mean it's impossible...POTTER ACED THE DAMN QUIZ! HE ACED IT! HE DOESN'T EVEN DO HIS HOMEWORK UNLESS I'M BLIND! QUESTIONING MY SANITY SEEMS LIKE A VERY GOOD IDEA RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

August 28, 2:33 p.m.
Transfiguration

I caught him staring at me and glared at him and you know what he had the nerve to do? GRIN! Now I know I've gone insane!

August 29, 6:31 a.m.
Head Girl's Dorm

Sweet sunshine...I LOVE YOU! I think I'll dance around my room... better yet I'll jump on my bed! This will be a great day, I can feel it!

August 29, 7:21 a.m.
Lavatory

Scratch that... This will be a horrible day...HORRIBLE! Sirius levitated a tub of punch over my head and voila instant shower...He claimed he was aiming for Peeves...PLEASE! Anyone who knows anything, knows that Peeves is a ghost...INCLUDING HIM! You know what he asked me afterwords? "Do people change Lil?" I did my best not to strangle him or scream as I hissed (I'm pretty sure it was a hiss, anyway) " Yeah, But obliviously not fucking assholes like you!" He and the other Marauders gaped at me... I wonder why?

August 29, 12:23 p.m.
Divination

OOOOHHHH I now why they gaped ... I've never sworn in front of anyone except Sarah before...Maybe I should do it more often?

August 29 10:11 p.m.
Heads Common Room

Sarah is yakking about her new boyfriend, you'd think she's known him forever the way she's talking...Thier first date is tomarrow! She'll break up with him by next week, believe me! Sarah the heartbreaker...she really ought to date Sirius again...it was quite intresting seeing two heart breakers dating! Evie agrees... she's reading over my shoulder...EVIE! YOUR BOTHERING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THEY ARE?

August 29 10:20 p.m.
Heads Common Room

The Marauders were speaking in LOUD voices about change...I basically listened for a bit, stormed over, and told them to shut up...Why change? Are they trying to tell me something? Why don't they just say it? TELL ME NOW! I seriously want to murder them...