August 31, 3:15 p.m.
Girl Dorm C

We the bored girls of Gryffindor Dorms A, B and C, years 5, 6, and 7, shall hereby rate the male population of hogwarts...

Black, Sirius

Me:He's a complete player, who's never serious, and is a complete loser!
Evelyn Perk: That was harsh wasn't it? I think he's quite hot!
Sarah Sails:Oh, yeah! He is the best snogger ever! Not to mention way sexy!
Christina Hooch:I love his sense of humor, plus he plays quidditch.
Alice Marks: Sall right.
Kimmy Abbott: I love that guy, I should go snog him sometime!
Nadine Wood: He's the def of cool!
Marie Turpin: I'd screw him any day...wait...I think I already did...

They are all insane.

Black, Regulus

Me: A muggleborn hater, who should rot in hell!
Evelyn: Breathe, there Lilly, you're going awfully red...He's alright...if you like evil pricks.
Sarah: Not nearly as good a snogger as his brother.
Christina: He needs to be taller and he needs to be on the quidditch team!
Alice: I'd shoose Sirius over him any day!
Kimmy: Let's Just say he needs to be more like his brother!
Nadine: He's a slytherin. Need I say more?
Marie: Sirius is a way better shag!
I don't even want to think about how she knows that.

Snape, Severus

Me: Seems inocent enough.
Evelyn: Inocent, like I care if he's inocent! Have you looked at his hair? Way too greasy for my liking.
Sarah: Who?
Christina: He has got way too many problems...I think he wets.
Alice: Disgusting! Kimmy: If he were friends with Regulus maybe i'd like him...Who am I kidding?
Nadine:Gag me!
Marie: He is so not my type!

Quick! Remind me why I thought he was inocent, I mean he's got greasy hair! As if! How shallow can my pallys get?

Malfoy, Luscious

Me: Total Jackass is written all over his face!
Evelyn: Anyone who dates Narcissa needs to go to the loony bin!
Sarah: Narcissa, the bitch! I don't talk to the likes of him, anymore!
Christina: OOHHH! I think he's kind of hot, in that secretive,deatheater, brutal way!
Alice: .
Kimmy: Whatever.
Nadine: He's so not 'it.
Marie: I can do so much better! I mean he's on my shag wall of shame for gosh sakes!

I seriously think Marie is obsessed with sex...perhaps she's a hooker?

Weasly, Frank

Me: He is what I call wierd.
Evelyn: Look who's talking, little miss whacko herself! I find his obsession cute!
Sarah: I would never give him a third glance!
Christina: Third? Umm...whateva. I find his hair tre tre atractive!
Alice: Hello! This is my boyfriend we are talking about, at least pretend you like him!
Kimmy: Christina, you aren't saying you're bi are you? Do you like Lilly, is her hair attractive too? I personally think he's a geek!
Nadine: Is he not the dude obsessed with muggle studies? ERLACK, lame!
Marie: Who gives about muggle studies look at his eyes...AHHH...

Aurther...attractive? They've gone off thier rockers!

Macnair, Marcus

Me: I think not.
Evelyn: Ditto Sarah: Why are there so many goddamn slytherins?
Christina: Maybe if he was a quidditch player, he'd be able to pass off as my boyfriend.
Alice: He's okay, I guess.
Kimmy: yawn, moving along to someone more worthwhile now.
Nadine: He is so sexy! NOT!
Marie: Pass...OK fine, he's horrid in bed.

What Marie said was odd...

Bagman, Ludo

Me: Way too serious.
Evelyn: For you...and me. He needs to go out and partay, before I go out with him! Sarah: We ought to take him on a camping trip and see how he likes it!
Christina: He's too quiet...Much too quiet...He's hiding something I tell you!
Alice: Who cares about him?
Kimmy: He could be considered yummy...in his next lifetime!
Nadine: That's what you say, Kimmy,he seems mighty fine to me!
Marie: He can so not shag properly, people! Just a forewarning, you'll ache for weeks!

Way too much info Marie! I feel sick...

Pettigrew, Peter

Me: He's too chunky...he would be cute though...in theory.
Evelyn: He's got some good pranks up his sleeve.
Sarah: Theory, Lilly? Please! No need to be nice, it's not like he's here! He sucks!
Christina: I think Ludo and Peter are in cahoots! Although if he flew a broom, maybe I could look past it.
Alice: Frank is so much better!
Kimmy: I think he's aborable!
Nadine: I'm going to toss my cookies in a moment here.
Marie: Oh, god what a hopeless shag...Please stop reminding me!

I wonder if Alice and Frank are engaged...I mean they've been dating for two years!

Avery, William

Me: I don't think I've ever talked to him...But he is sooo cute!
Evelyn: He is total eye candy! Sarah: Are you drooling? Gosh he's not that awesome, girl.
Christina: He is obsessed with the Chudley Cannons...I hate him now!
Alice: You're obsessed with quidditch, but that didn't stop him from asking you out!
Kimmy: Anyhow, I find him quite atrocious...But what do I know?
Nadine: Fuck the asshole! Do you know what that rotton mother-fu-
Marie: Watch your mouth, geez, you know in the old days they washed peoples mouths out if you swore that much!

What was that all about, I wonder?

Lupin, Remus

Me: He is so sweet and kind and nice and-
Evelyn: Lilly, you do realize he isn't an angel right? I mean, he's cool, but not that cool!
Sarah: I wouldn't be so sure.
Christina: Does he like quidditch? If he does he is so my man!
Alice: His lankyness is a bit akward.
Kimmy: Lankyness is so sexy! Nadine: Opinion! I wonder where he is now.
Marie: He is an awesome snogger...But he won't go any further!

Marie really ought to get help for her obsession, sooner rather than later please!

Diggory, Amos

Me: This is not even worth commenting on!
Evelyn: I don't think I know who he is.
Sarah: What! You have no clue who he is? I don't believe you! Christina: Sarah, do you like Amos?
Alice: any friend of Franks has got to be cool.
Kimmy: Or so you think.
Nadine: sokay, for a hufflepuff.
Marie: He wouldn't even date me! Well, he doesn't know what he's missing!

Hufflepuffs are better than slytherin!

Potter, James

Me: As if! He such a complete and utter prat, not to mention concieted!
Evelyn: True...Who throws around a snitch all day? But, still... Sarah: You must admit he is HOT and SIZZLING!
Christina: He plays quidditch...i'm seeing stars!
Alice: I've got Frank, stop trying to make me gape over some other person!
Kimmy: Just admit he's cute...with those glasses and the hair-
Nadine: Don't make me hurl again, please, my stomach can't take it.
Marie: I want to shag that guy sooo much!

Nadine is my new best friend...even though she is a fifth year...

Lockheart, Gilderoy

Me: He is garunteed to be one of those newspaper reporters like Rita.
Evelyn: Who says she's gonna get into that biz? You're probably right though, his lies get me every time!
Sarah: He can lie to me all he wants! He is like so, so, perfect!
Christina: I know for a fact that he's never been on a broom, the liar! Alice: His life does seem impressive!
Kimmy: Isn't it odd how his adventures are always ocurring over summer break?
Nadine: No.
Marie: Not all his adventures, I've slept with him last week!

Nice to know Marie...

August 31 6:22 p.m.
Head Girl Dorm

Wow blabbing about guys sure can wear a girl out...Perhaps I should eat some candy...Or take a bath...Or read a book...Or go to bed early...Yeah that sounds pretty good to me...

Saptember 1 5 a.m.
Head Girl Dorm

I am never going to bed that early again...Talk about waking up far to early. Sigh. I might just make a lot of noise to wake up Mr. Potter over there. If I can't sleep niether should he! I'll throw about some books, I'll take an early shower, I'll slam the doors...Why yes that sounds quite fun! Bwa-ha-ha evil Lilly is back!

September 1 5:45 a.m.
Head Girl Dorm

Why there's a pounding at my door. Whoever could it be? No, it couldn't be Mr. Potter...If it is the large carniverous rats invaded my room and stomped about for half an hour, since we all know that I would never do such a thing. At least, i'll let him think that...Alright already i'll answer the door! Sheesh, someone sounds upset!