Tesse: I'm back finally, didga miss me?
Hero: O great, she acting super hyper again
Tesse: cuz it's my birthday tomorrow, yup that's right 14 in 9 hours!
Hero: this well probably be a really humorous chapters tonite
Tesse: and also I noticed that it's hard to tell when Yoko's talking to Suuichi so I changed it
- - Yoko's talking to Suuichi
Bold Suuichi's talking to Yoko
Hero: Tesse doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho
Tesse: but my b-day's tomorrow just incase anyone wants to get me it
Yu Yu Hakusho: Fragile Flowers
Chapter Five: Shock!
-Shit! Just what we need some stupid demon-
What about Somaru? How are we supposed to tell her about the demon-Knock her out, beat the crap out of the demon, take her home, wait for her to wake up, when she does tell her that she fell asleep in our arms and that everything was just a dream, do you think she'd fall for that?-
Excuse me!? You actually expect me to knock Somaru out
-Got a better idea-
No-Didn't think so-
"What the...?" Somaru was shocked. "Suuichi what is that thing?!" Somaru tore away from him, though she secretly wanted him to hold her tighter.
"Ahh, well it's a long story, but the short of it is, umm, that's a demon," Kurama laughed nervously.
Somaru stared at him like he was insane, "That's a what!?" she said pointing an accusing finger at the now confused demon. The demon scratched his head but it went unnoticed to the young couple.
"Does that make you a...?"
"No of course not! I mean not really... no I mean I was... but I'm kinda human... but not," Kurama desperately tried to explain without letting her on about Yoko. It wasn't going very well. Somaru just stared at him with a mixture of confusion and self-pity.
"What?" she asked.
"Ummm, excuse me?" a long croak came from the demon.
"SHUT-UP!" Kurama and Somaru yelled together, neither of them noticed that it was the demon.
"Sorry, I'll wait," the demon turned around and tapped it's foot and waited patiently for the couple to stop arguing.
"I know it's hard to explain but I was a demon but now I'm a human," Kurama said desperately.
-Why'd this have to happen now?-
Somaru probably thinks were freaks-Wait a minute, are we forgetting something?-
Shit! The demon!Kurama spun around to face a very bored looking demon. "Are you two done?" the demon croaked.
"Somaru stay here," Kurama said as he took out his rose whip.
"It's about time," the demon grumbled, "I came here for the girl, but I'll kill you and then our leader well give me even more praise," the demon laughed.
"He's after me?" Somaru gasped.
-Great, we're going to have a lot of explaining to do-
Koenma's going to kill us for telling her-Look on the bright side-
What bright side-If Somaru well still take us then I can show myself to her- Yoko gave a perverted laugh. This of course made Kurama sigh inwardly.
Yoko, let's keep the perverted thoughts to a minimum-Kurama prepared himself for the demon's attack-
Tesse: well this is my b-day present to you guys now as your b-day present to me please review
Hero: that's right, you heard her, so REVIEW!