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CHAPTER ONE: RON YELLS UNNESSARILLY LOUD
"Harry! Hermione! Look what I caught!" Ron yelled unnessarilly loudly.
Harry and Hermione glanced over at Ron, who was holding a large yellow box with scribbled, childishs writing saying 'tish way oop'. The arrow was pointing to the ground.
"Ummm," they mumbled, having no idea what to say. Ron threw the box to the ground, pointed his wand at it, and exploded. A scorched Darco Malfoy emerged, looking very irate.
"I got Draco Malfoy on a leash!!" Ron yelled, jumping up and down and holding the pink leash that was attached to Draco.
"Hey, where'd that leash come from? You weren't holding it while he was in the box," said Dumbledore, who was conviently walking by. Ron kicked him in the shins.
"Come on Draco, you learn how go pee pee now!" yelled Ron even more unnessarily loudly then before. Hermione grabbed a sharp object and walked away. Harry chased after her.
(A/N: Welcome, my pretties! This is the first of what might be many and what might be not many random drabbles. If you love me, you will review. If you don't review, I'll be forced to hit you over the head with my father's cooking. And the part about Draco learning to pee pee is based on my brother's learning the basics of life. And we'll leave it at that.)