Gohan the Prince
Beaner-Bop
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Vi-cat: Hey, I kind of tied BB up so you may just want to skip this part. No A/N today basically…(and finally) (Vi-cat = New muse)
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Disclaimer: hehehe
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Chapter Three: He's Flipped
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Vegeta looked at Gohan triumphantly. Even if it wasn't training, he had the kid beat. He didn't know how to do anything correctly that he should know. He heard Gohan sigh.
Gohan was hating this. Everything that could possibly go wrong, is going wrong. First he finds out that his grandfather is remaking the kingdom and with Chichi being his only daughter, the kingdom would then fall into her hands, but more than likely it would fall straight into his. He sighed again and then got and idea that Vegeta would have to go for.
"Vegeta? How about we skip this and go to the mountains or something to train. I won't tell if you won't tell!" Gohan looked at Vegeta hopefully. The reply made his heart drop.
"No way brat." Gohan was ready to fall to his knees and cry.
"WHY? WH-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII? I don't even want to be a prince, so then why the hell do I have to-" Gohan's head went into the dirt. He brought it back up coughing a little bit since some of the dirt got into his mouth.
"First lesson: STOP COMPLAINING YOU IDIOTIC THIRD CLASS BAKA!" Gohan flinched at Vegeta's yell. How was he going to survive this? Surprisingly though, he listened. He really wanted to be able to survive these lessons. He sighed again.
"Now what?" Vegeta glared at him.
"Until you're the person of higher power, which you're not, you don't speak to me first. That is where we will begin your second lesson. You are allowed to speak first when in public gatherings but you must NOT interrupt anyone…" Vegeta kept on saying what Gohan was going to have to do and Gohan was actually shocked with himself. He found himself actually learning from Vegeta!
Gohan mused over that little thought and then something came to his mind that he knew was more than likely come to think of it…
He's flipped.
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Videl looked at the piece of paper in her hands and then at the books that aligned the walls in the library. She didn't know why her teacher had to make up this assignment. She sure as hell didn't need one right now. She had to worry about Saiya-man and Gohan for crying out loud! She really didn't need any of this. She sighed and looked at the piece of paper again.
Satan Videl: The Maou and/or Ox-Kingdom
The Ox Kingdom will have their "representative"{1} AKA the Ox-King come to school on Friday and teach us a little about the kingdom. Please have your report done by Friday so that you can share yours to the Ox-King. Thank you on behalf of all the teachers here in Orange Star High School.
Videl snorted. The letter looked like they were inviting her to come to the school and teach them about it. Yeesh, what is wrong with this place. And even more bogus is that everyone else's report had to be done on MONDAY! Where was the equality in that?!
She groaned again and looked at some of the books. She grabbed a few titles and then checked them out she really, really wanted to get out of this place…
Sadly for her she has studying to do!
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Chichi looked at the TV, waiting for the news broadcast to come on. She heard from her father that it mentioned herself and her sons. She wanted to make sure that they didn't say to much however, she knew how Gohan really liked keeping the facts straight.
"And that's all for Satan City Zoobabuloo. Now for something new. The Ox-Kingdom is being rebuilt by the people who used to live there. They range from many ages and their children even believe that it is all a good idea." To this all that Chichi could think was 'Well, duh!'. Back to the news! "The Ox-King has one daughter, Maou Chichi and no sons. Chichi however has two of her own. One son is approaching his eighteenth birthday in a few months and the other has just turned seven last month. More news as it comes to us." The television report went onto say something else but Chichi turned it off. She leaned back into the couch and thought to herself I wonder how Gohan is doing? She sighed lightly, feeling a little guilty for what she did.
She shrugged though, what had to be done, had to be done!
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Goten and Trunks were walking down the street. There really wasn't a reason for it, they just were. Goten looked through the windows of some of the stores saying how he 'wanted this' and how he 'wanted that'. Trunks groaned to himself silently.
"Goten, stop that!"
"Why?"
"Because its annoying!"
"So?" Trunks growled under his breath.
"Just stop it you son of a third class baka!" Goten glared at Trunks until he remembered something. He grinned at the other boy.
"In case you've forgotten Trunks, I'm a prince too!" Trunks was about to retort but the thing was…he didn't have anything to say. Goten was a prince. Not officially yet, from what his mother told him, but none the less he was a prince. So what is his standing point? In his kingdom, Goten is a third-class but at the same time Goten's human side 'allowed' him to be a prince… Trunks shrugged. It wasn't like he cared anyway.
"Let's go get something to eat for lunch Goten."
"YAY!"
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Gohan breathed in the scent of the forest. Vegeta just left leaving him alone from the world. This is the life, no training, no lessons, no school, what more could someone like me ask for? Exactly at that moment his mother involuntarily answered him.
"SUPPER!" Gohan's eyes snapped open and he thought Aw yes, FOOD!. After that everything else left his head except that he wanted to eat.
When Gohan walked into kitchen he saw that his mother went out of her way to please both him and Goten. She had rice on the table, stews, the usual, but some things were…new. Like the tacos, pizza's, hamburgers, hotdogs, etc. Gohan's eyes widened.
"You're getting me ready for college life early!" He said. He didn't notice that his mother's chuckle had some irony in it, as he was already half way done with all the food. It occurred to him that this was all here so that he wouldn't be to angry at her about the whole Vegeta fiasco. Goten joined him and was still eating when Gohan finally finished, patting his stomach.
"That was great mom." Chichi nodded her head at her son.
"Thank you Gohan."
"Itsh gwate mow-mee!" Goten said on his sixth hamburger (he already had some tacos and pizza…). She scolded him on eating with his mouth full and he swallowed saying 'sorry'. After he finished the boys were excused but Chichi was able to grab Gohan before he went to far.
"So…how far are in your lessons?" Gohan groaned bringing his hand up to his forehead.
"I'm starting lesson five tommorrow."
"You've already learned four? That's wonderful! You're moving along quickly!" Gohan snorted and sat back down at the kitchen table, knowing that his mother more than likely wanted to discuss today's earlier events, something that he did not want to do. He sighed though. Maybe talking about it will help him out or something.
More than likely not, but who cares?
He certainly doesn't!
Not.
Gohan started talking. "Well…my first one, literally, was to stop complaining." He heard his mother chuckle at him and he glared at her slightly. "Yeah, I know. Ha ha ha He he he. Its hilarious!" He glared at his mother who looked the other way.
"My second 'lesson' was on speaking to other people." Chichi nodded her head.
"Vegeta's doing better than expected. I thought he was going to make you do something drastic."
"You haven't heard about the other lessons yet." Chichi bit her lip. Oh dear…
"Alright where was I? Oh yeah! Lesson three…"
Lesson Numbers Three and Four
After the whole talking to other people thing, Vegeta went on to number three.
"Now Kakarott's brat number 1," Gohan rolled his eyes until he felt Vegeta squeezing his throat. "Unlike you, who has been only training every other weekend I have trained every single day. Do not toy with me boy, or I will blast you into the next dimension{2}." Gohan nodded his head 'yes' and pointed to Vegeta's hand that was now slowly um… hurting him.
"V-Vegeta? Can you-you let g-go now?" Vegeta laughed as he dropped Gohan. He smirked at the boy and then brought his arms over his chest in the familiar stance that we all know and love.
"Hmmm…" Vegeta looked down at Gohan, wondering what the next lesson should be. Glancing at the boy who was still in his pajamas since Vegeta literally dragged him out of bed, he knew what the next lesson would be.
"On the matter of 'speaking' I believe that you need to know how to correctly punish people who get you pissed. Sadly, you won't be able to blast them into the other dimension as I would have done," Gohan didn't know whether or not he should be shocked that he was thinking 'DAMN!' when Vegeta said that… "My baka mate told me that you would have to ignore it, but if it got bad enough you would have to call a press conference. You do know what those are, don't you?" Vegeta asked. Gohan nodded his head. He awkwardly raised his hand, not knowing how to speak to Vegeta otherwise since lesson 'two'. Vegeta glared at him. "What is it?"
"Can I use blasting people as a standby?" Vegeta looked to his sides thinking about and then shrugged his shoulders.
"Does it look like I care?" Gohan nodded his head 'no' and Vegeta sighed, making sure that Gohan couldn't catch it, at the irony. Damn the brat is dense! "Now, for the next thing. How to greet the public. Personally I would just kill a few people and then threaten everyone around me… The women won't let me let you do that so you actually have to get up there and greet them kindly. Now practice. I'm one of those people on the street who just happens to notice that you are the prince of your country, what do you do?" Gohan looked at him strangely but then tried his hand at it over and over again. Vegeta was extremely pissed at him.
"You can't even say, 'Thank you good sir, and who may you be?' for the love of URGH!" Gohan glared right back at him, not taking in at how OOC Vegeta was actually being. He mumbled under his breath that he wasn't exactly a 'good sir' but Vegeta heard him.
"What…did…you…say?" He said silently. Gohan looked nervous and in a few moments the lessons turned into a pretty big fight between the two saiya-jins. After a while Vegeta was able to get the upper hand because Gohan put his guard down. He pinned Gohan to the ground on his stomach. Gohan thought that Vegeta would gloat about it but instead he got-
"Be ready to go someplace tomorrow." With that Gohan was unpinned with no gloating or nothing from Vegeta. "You sucked brat. My mate could have beaten you!" With a smirk, Vegeta jumped into the air leaving for CC.
Hmmm…guess I spoke to soon.
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A/N: Guess it's time for the lessons that he had to go to work…uh oh! And what could VEGETA want to take him somewhere????? …and why was Vegeta doing this anyway? A whole bunch of questions that I'm not even going to try and answer 'cuz I'm pooped!
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{1} - Figures, eh?
{2} - I couldn't resist!!!