Gohan the Prince
Beaner-Bop
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A/N: *Sigh* It'll be a while before I can update either State of Mind and He's All That (curses follow)…
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS ME TO STOP TORTURING GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT???
Vegeta is stronger than Gohan in this fic, not by much but stronger all the same. That and in the show Gohan was always sort of edgy around Vegeta. Meaning he'll more than likely do as told if Vegeta yelled at him or something… Least that's what I think anyway *grins*
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Disclaimer: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying…
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Chapter Four: Shopping baby, Yeah!
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Gohan walked into the mall with Vegeta. What the hell were they doing? Didn't Vegeta hate the mall? Come to think of it… Didn't he hate just about everything. Gohan swallowed when he saw where they were going.
"We're…We're getting clothes???" He was in shock. He was in a mall - with Vegeta - Getting clothes??? Vegeta turned to look at him with a look that said 'shut up, brat!'. Gohan shut up.
"Yes. We're getting clothes." Gohan thought about how this happened but then he got a pretty good idea of how it came about.
"Bulma forced you didn't she?"
"No."
"…My mom?"
"No." Gohan thought a little longer and then tried one that was more than like not possible.
"18?"
"No."
"…"
"…"
"All of them?"
"SHUT UP BRAT!"
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Gohan glared at the girl who was giggling beside him. She was the one helping him find clothes and her favorite, I mean the GUYS favorite spot was the bathing suits. She tried to get him to try some on but Gohan just grabbed a pair off the rack, checked the number, and knew that they were his size, making the girl VERY disappointed.
Hmmm…Poor girl.
She decided that since he obviously didn't want to try things on she'd have to live with it. Sighing she showed him something of the latest things. Gohan grabbed only the dark colors (to hide in the shadows…do DO do DO do…) and paid for them quickly, getting out of the store. Luckily for him the store also sold shoes and pretty much everything that he needed. He glared at Vegeta when he saw him walking out of the food court. He handed Gohan a fry.
"Thought you might be hungry." Gohan grabbed it.
"Thank you so much. I bet a FRY will be able to hold me for HOURS." He turned around and started to stomp out of the mall scaring everyone (especially the people who Vegeta had already threatened because they walked to close to him…).
Gohan jumped into the air when he was between to building's, so that nobody would see him fly. He flew home as quickly as possible, packages in his hands.
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The Next Day…
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Videl got dressed, grabbing all of her papers that she had compiled up yesterday into a report. Most of it was pictures though.
She ran out of the room thinking of her report. It was only on the history of the Ox-kingdom as a whole, not on the royalty's history itself which is what the Ox-King was going to share. On the roof, she opened up the copter and took off the school without any breakfast. She didn't feel like seeing her dad this morning…
She landed on top of the school as always and grabbed her book bag. Walking into the school was nothing new so let's get straight on with the class shall we?
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Videl sat in her seat along with everyone else, waiting silently for their visitor to arrive.
The students looked at the door that creaked open slowly. A tall and WIDE man stepped through them. He waved at the class with good nature. They grinned down at him and the man started his presentation that he came here to do.
"Alright, my family is actually quite small now but we have a very, very long of history. I'll start with my great-grandparents though, as they are the farthest that I think any of you would actually like to hear about…" The class laughed lightly and the man continued. "Alright, my great-grandmother married my great-grandfather when she was sixteen and he was twenty-five. She was a pretty girl, but immensely poor. Her looks, I don't know if I should be happy to say this or not, grabbed my great-grandfather's attention and the two quickly married. They had two children. The oldest was a girl and the youngest a boy. The girl however already had control of the kingdom at the age of twenty-two, when her little brother was born. The girl got very greedy and began waging war at any country that is smaller than our own. There weren't many, but there were still quite a few. She went into war, now thirty-eight, believing that with her being royalty, neither side would hurt her. She went into the middle of the field and screamed her head off to the other side. Someone on 'her' side was able to get hold of a leader over there and convince him that she was a nut case and that the prince would make a better leader for out country. All they had to do was kill the girl."
"The other side agreed with them, believing that this would be the best idea. That same person killed the queen and they were in peace after many years of worthless war. The queen's brother took the throne and was able to get the country on it's feet again through many miracles. This man was my grandpa. He, unlike HIS grandpa, married for love, not for looks. He went after one of the maids and was able to convince her to marry him after much grueling work. They had one child. My mother. She was a strong woman and quite tomboyish really. She trained in the martial arts. She got immensely talented, but her mind went away with her skills. She called a tournament, calling all males who could fight to see if they could beat her. One by one the men came, since she was a looker I hear, and one by one, she threw them out of the ring with hardly breaking a sweat."
Through all of this, Videl was impressed. This woman had to be a great martial artist if this was all true. She looked at the man, silently urging him to continue.
"Finally, one man came to her. She looked at him and his appearance. He looked extremely poor, judging from the terrible clothes that he was wearing. She scoffed at him, and if I'm correct, these were the exact same words that she said…"
"'You? You can't fight! I bet you don't even have enough strength to hurt a fly! Those clothes you're wearing, baggy as hell! Do you actually think that having no muscles will help you win this fight? What am I kidding? Do you even have skill?'. She was trying to break his pride, but he wouldn't let her. They started to fight and it actually lasted for hours. Everyone was shocked, since no one else seemed to be able to beat her. They all thought that what the girl said was true, mainly because that's the exact same as they had thought. Finally, my grandfather had a say in it. 'I pledge in front of all of you that this boy is now my daughter's fiancée and soon-to-be husband!' Following her father's orders, they got married. It wasn't fairy tale for long though. They both went to war and died there together. Ten years before that though, they had a son. Me. I was probably, though one of the strongest, one of the rudest and cruelest people you would ever meet."
"I was also very protective of my daughter, Chichi. I never really wanted her to be married. Because of that, I had fire all around my castle. Anyone who was able to put it out was to be my new son-in-law[1]. A young boy came along and didn't even know what marriage means. He did however have a pure heart. He was able to put the fire out of generosity believe it or not."
"I was not able to catch up with the boy but Chichi already did. She talked to him before he put the fire out and was able to get him agree to marry her! Something funny about her 'fiancée' though is the fact that he thought 'marriage' meant food!" This sent a chuckle through the class. How can anybody think that word meant FOOD?? I mean, honestly…
"It took quite a few years for those two to meet up again. It was at the Budokai, Chichi challenged the boy there, demanding that he marry her if she wins. The boy agreed, still thinking that the word meant 'food'. When their match came along, both fought, but in the end, the boy won. After much work, the boy fought his way through and believe it or not, won the Budokai. My daughter walked up to the new champion and asked if, even though he lost, if he would still marry her. He agreed and the two got married AT the Budokai. They have had two sons- Yes? There in the back?" The girl in the back was Videl. She lowered her hand and glared at the man. He didn't seem to unfazed when he saw it though. Little did she know that Chichi had a few glares that were stronger than that…not ALL but still… He had seen them too so that helped…
"The boy was Son Goku. You forgot to mention that." The Ox king thought about that for a second and nodded his head.
"I guess I did. Thank you! Now, back to where I was before… They had two sons. The youngest, Son Goten, he looks so much like Goku it's scary, and the oldest goes to school with you. Son Gohan." The class took a collective gasp.
GOHAN???? A PRINCE????
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Gohan looked at his mother like she was joking. Nothing on her face however said that she was… He closed his eyes.
Dammit.
"Okay," He started, "Let me get this straight. First, you tell me I'm a prince, then you tell me other people will know that I'm a prince, then you had me go through all those teachers," Chichi was about to say 'You didn't need to!' but Gohan kept on talking anyway. "…and the last one being Vegeta, now you tell me that we're moving to the CASTLE?!?! To be introduced to the PUBLIC?!" Chichi nodded her head yes. She was getting used to these little outbursts of his.
"Pretty much, yeah." Gohan looked at his mother, making sure one last time that she wasn't joking. Nothing said so on her face…
Dammit.
Again!
Little did he know that at the same time something much worse was happening…something terrible… The school was finding out who he was.
GASP!
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A/N: I WAS going to end it as GOHAN???? A PRINCE???? But since I'm nice I made it a little longer. Don't like? To bad! Lol! Anyway...
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(I'm also in pain right now, I burnt my tongue on some soup and my tongue is in pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Water makes it worse and milk just makes it stay the same!!!!!!!!!!)