Hey guys, first off, Happy New Year. I am going to try and update more, and drama less. That's not fun. So here it goes, loves! ONE FOR THE KIDS!
Sorry, this is very very short... the next one will be longer... Promise!
Karen Rhine- We thought that Walter was going to be ran over at Giant's Stadium... but instead, Sally... oh, I'll get up to that...
Inukasha- Uhm... sweetie... I live in New Jersey... Sorry...
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Kewl
Chapter Four: In My Attic...
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"You wanna buy a duck?" Scott randomly asked me on the bus.
"What?!" I yelled.
"Do you wanna buy a duck?" he asked me again.
I didn't understand. I sat in my own chair on the bus, Jessie and Maura next to me.
"What...?" I asked again.
"Uhm... it's a game," Scott tried to explain. "You see, you say 'You wanna buy a duck?' then you say 'A what?' and then you reply with 'A duck.' and... oh, don't worry about it. Just watch. Andy, do you wanna buy a duck?"
Andy replied, "A what?"
"A duck."
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks!"
"How does it quack?"
"Quack! Quack! Quack!"
I was fasinated.
The first bus ride I remained very quite. I listened.
"Let's play a game!" someone yelled.
Scott suggested, "How about 'In my attic?"
"Sure, why not!" everyone replied.
After awhile the little game became...
"In my attic," Carla said, "There is...
Scott's grandma
A Do-It-Yourself birdhouse book
A Japanese Massage Therapist-That's a lady
A Bed
Record player
Pornography
A sponge
A Monkey's Genitila
Porcelenoca
Scott's Grandpa."
...and much more.
Then there was Andy's turn. Andy paled, looking around. "Uhm... uhm... In my attic, there is... JOHNNY DEPP!"
And the whole bus, even the boys, screamed "OH MY GOD! JOHNNY!"
I never laughed so hard.
The next day I looked at Scott and asked him, "You wanna buy a duck? I got it!"
Scott was proud.
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The next chapter will be... Probably some practice moments! And more! Cuz I love that Doug... so random... Please review! Happy New Year!
Rock On,
Gabbi