"Heeeeeeeerooooooooooooooooooo!!" Relena screamed. "I love you!"
Heero cringed at the sound of her voice. She came up and ,unfortunatly, hugged him.
"EWW!! GET THE FUCK OFF ME ONNA!" Heero said, pushing away.
"I want to hug you, and kiss you, and fu..." Relena quickly got silent.
"Did you say what I think you just said?" Duo asked Relena popping up behind a tree.
Relena said nothing.
"DID YOU, ONNA?"
No answer.
"Okay, Relena. Do you remember what I told you when we first met?"
"Yes." She whimpered.
"You know, that I will kill you. Now its time!" He said, chasing her around Duo, in circles. "Get back here, I need to kill you. Stay still, damnit!" He said, getting his daggers from spandex world. "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE, KISAMA!"
Relena stopped and cried. Duo hit Heero on the shoulder. "Great, why did you do that? Now, she's going to be crying on my shoulder. I just bought this shirt. It cost $2.00! Damnit!"
Heero looked at Duo. "You.... are... are.... CHEAP!"
"Thanks." Duo replied.
Wufei walked up from the hillside and slapped Relena. "Snap out of it... Dont love him. Love me... I need a few groupies... Dororthy quit. She said I wasnt paying her enough. Would you go for 10.00 an hour?" Relena stopped crying.
"HELL YEAH. all though, can i call you woofie-pooh?"
"No.. you cannot call me woofie-pooh."
"Please."
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Please,with sugar and a cherry on top?"
Wufei sighed. He couldnt bear it anymore. "Yes, you stupid onna. I fucking hate you, but yes. Yes you can."
Duo laughed at Wufei. "Woofie-pooh. Woofie-pooh, woofie-pooh, woofie-pooh."
"You.....cannot call me that either. I am squat's. Not Dud's."
"Mr. Milk Dud to you, my friend."
"i am not your friend."
"so."
Heero cringed at the sound of her voice. She came up and ,unfortunatly, hugged him.
"EWW!! GET THE FUCK OFF ME ONNA!" Heero said, pushing away.
"I want to hug you, and kiss you, and fu..." Relena quickly got silent.
"Did you say what I think you just said?" Duo asked Relena popping up behind a tree.
Relena said nothing.
"DID YOU, ONNA?"
No answer.
"Okay, Relena. Do you remember what I told you when we first met?"
"Yes." She whimpered.
"You know, that I will kill you. Now its time!" He said, chasing her around Duo, in circles. "Get back here, I need to kill you. Stay still, damnit!" He said, getting his daggers from spandex world. "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE, KISAMA!"
Relena stopped and cried. Duo hit Heero on the shoulder. "Great, why did you do that? Now, she's going to be crying on my shoulder. I just bought this shirt. It cost $2.00! Damnit!"
Heero looked at Duo. "You.... are... are.... CHEAP!"
"Thanks." Duo replied.
Wufei walked up from the hillside and slapped Relena. "Snap out of it... Dont love him. Love me... I need a few groupies... Dororthy quit. She said I wasnt paying her enough. Would you go for 10.00 an hour?" Relena stopped crying.
"HELL YEAH. all though, can i call you woofie-pooh?"
"No.. you cannot call me woofie-pooh."
"Please."
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Please,with sugar and a cherry on top?"
Wufei sighed. He couldnt bear it anymore. "Yes, you stupid onna. I fucking hate you, but yes. Yes you can."
Duo laughed at Wufei. "Woofie-pooh. Woofie-pooh, woofie-pooh, woofie-pooh."
"You.....cannot call me that either. I am squat's. Not Dud's."
"Mr. Milk Dud to you, my friend."
"i am not your friend."
"so."