The Smashers have been sucked into somewhere else. What will happen?

Chapter 2: Warped Back in Time

Everyone is lying unconscious on the ground. Mario is the first one to get up after a rough ride in the warp tunnel. He looks around and sees his friends and enemies are still down, but it's a good thing that they're still breathing.

Link got up by himself and looks around. "What happened just now?"

"I don't-a know," says Mario in his usual Italian accent. "Let's-a wake everybodee else."

After a while, everybody woke up, except for Ness. Ganondorf shakes Ness, but he still won't wake, so Ganondorf picks up a ripe fruit that's lying nearby and splats it at his face. "Wah!!!!" screams Ness. "What did you do that for??!!" When the Smashers see the Pirates, they got into fighting stances. "Let's end this once and for all here!" says Link.

"Yeah! Let's do it!" Punk says back.

Pichu cries out, "We shouldn't be fighting at this moment! Everything is in confusion at this moment!"

But the two won't listen, so they begin to dash at each other. Pichu quickly lets out a strong jolt of electricity to zap them both, sending them onto the ground in pain. "What... was that... for...?" asks Link slowly and painfully.

"Don't fight now!" Pichu says. "We are lost in an unknown place! We must work together to get back to our homes!"

"He's right," Pix says. "We may be enemies, but now that we're all in hot water, we must help each other."

"But where are we?" asks Ness.

Fox looks at his watch and says, "According to my super accurate watch, we have warped back into Feudal Japan. That means we're now in the 1500s."

"It's all your terrible work of the Stonehenge thing!" yells Link angrily at the Pirates. "You made us come here! You must bring us back!"

"You cannot blame us!" Punk yells back. "If only you never caused so much trouble for us, this would have happened!"

"Besides," Pix added. "Ridley actually caused all these. He shouldn't have messed with the controls."

"I wonder how we'll survive without food," says Pork, straying from the topic.

Then everyone was silence for a while, but then Roy breaks the silence. "Everyone! Lilina is hurt!"

They rush to see Lilina, whose arm is bleeding. "She must've hit on a sharp thing!" Roy says, worried."

"You should be happy that I brought first-aid kit," says Ganondorf. "I last went to Dr. Mario's clinic to get one." So he proceeds to help Lilina put on bandages. "This wound shouldn't take too long to heal," he continues. "But until then, I'm afraid you can't use your mage powers."

"Never mind," Lilina says. "I'll feel safe as long as Roy has his sword." This made Roy blush a little.

"Okay," says Fox. "How do we get back to our time?"

Pichu, with his big ears, heard something. "Be quiet! I hear footsteps! Someone's coming!"

Everyone got on guard, waiting for someone to appear. They waited, and a big tortoise walks out of the bushes, stepping on the dried crunchy leaves. "Okay... We're being too cautious," says Link.

"Wait! Someone else is coming again!" Pichu says again, alerted.

Immediately, out of the bush jumps in a big fiery cat. It has five people riding on it. They stare at each other for a while until Pichu broke the silence. "How come your butts aren't burning when you are sitting on that fire cat?"

"That's not a good start," says one of them, called Inuyasha. Turning to Kagome, he asks, "Do they have Shikon shards in them?"

"No," she says.

"Great... We came all the way here just to encounter worthless demons."

"Demon?" says Ness while looking around. "Where's the demon?"

"The demons have some humans with them," Sango points out. "Are they on their side or are they captured?"

"No," says Mario. "We are all friends-a."

"Then I will destroy you all!" says Inuyasha in a mean way. "You and your demon friends are going to hell!"

"Look who's calling who a demon," says Link. "But if you want to fight, I won't think twice about it."

"Then get ready to..." says Inuyasha, but before he can finish his line, Pichu hops onto his head. "Hey!"

"Wow! These dog ears are real!" cries Pichu while touching Inuyasha's dog ears.

"Get off me!" yells Inuyasha as he shakes Pichu off. "Now die, demons!" he continues.

"Sorry, but the demons you're looking for is..." says Ganondorf, then he points to the Pirates, "Them!"

"No!" cries Punk as he points to the Smashers. "They are the demons! They've brought miserable luck onto us! Kill them!"

Miroku pushes Inuyasha back. "I'll handle this myself." He takes off the cloth around his left (did I get that right?) hand, revealing a hole. "Wind Tunnel!"

The hole starts to act like a vacuum cleaner, trying to suck them in. But Pork got in front of everyone and acts like a wall, protecting his mates and the Smashers. He didn't budge at all when the wind tunnel tries to pull him in! Miroku was shocked! The only time his wind tunnel didn't work is when something is extra heavy!

Pix asks Pork, "How much do you weigh?"

"About 700 lb (318 kg), I guess," came the reply. "I'm not sure, I might weigh more than that."

"Can't you do anything better?!" cries Inuyasha to Miroku. "I'll show you it's done!" Then he pulls out his sword. Link and Ganondorf sees his sword, so they pull out their swords also. "Let's see who's the best swordman," Link says.

Sango turns to Punk, Pix, and Pork. "I'll handle these three ugly ones."

"Watch your language, girl," says Punk evilly.

"Yeah, you don't wanna get us mad," adds Pix.

"I'll show you the power of being overweighed!" says Pork with pride.

Fox and Pichu turns to Shippo to face him, Mario and Ness faces Miroku, and Roy and Lilina goes against Kagome.

TO BE CONTINUED...

What was Inuyasha's sword called? I forgot... Please tell me in your reviews.