Chapter 3: Fight!
Ness takes out his baseball bat and brandishes it. "This is the very bat I used to destroy lots of monsters." He charges at Miroku to bat him. Miroku quickly defends with his staff. The two of them is doing a swordfight, except they're not using swords.
Mario runs to Miroku and slides kick him, causing Miroku to fall to the ground, then Mario hits him with Mario Tornado, sending him into the sky, and finally followed with a Super Jump Punch.
"That's one cool combo!" exclaims Ness.
"Thank you!" says Mario happily.
Miroku falls back to the ground and immediately uses wind tunnel.
"PSI Paralyze!" shouts Ness. A white energy wave blasts Miroku, paralyzing him and halting the wind tunnel. Ness swings with his bat, sending Miroku flying across the place and into a tree. "That should make you hurt," says Ness.
Sango throws her boomerang at the three Pirates. When the boomerang is about to contact, the three of them avoids it by doing a backflip. Punk and Pix lands on their feet, except for Pork, who falls on his head.
Punk charges forward and grabs her boomerang, trying to take it from her. Pix jumps into the sky and does a jump kick towards Sango. Sango quickly backs off and Pix kicks into Punk instead.
"What are you doing?!" cries Punk.
"Sorry..." apologizes Pix.
Punk gets back up and blasts a laser beam from his pincer at Sango, who quickly uses her boomerang as a shield. When the laser hits the boomerang, it burns up and breaks in half!
"Get them, Kirara!" Sango orders her fire cat demon. Kirara pounces at Pork, who quickly jumps up and did a butt slam onto Kirara's head, smashing him to the ground. "Poor kitty," says Pork. "You should eat more to gain more strength."
Punk turns to Sango and says, "You have no more weapons, now die!"
Sango takes out her sword. "I got some more here."
Fox and Pichu face Shippo, who says, "I will show you my power!" With that, Shippo transforms into a...
"Wha..." gasps Fox.
"Unbelievable!" cries Pichu in horror.
Shippo has transformed into an ugly monster with green skin, red eyes, a single horn on the head, and muscular arms. But there's nothing to be afraid of, as it's not even 1 meter tall...
"Ha!" laughs Pichu. "I can defeat you!" Pichu blasts a beam of electricity at the monster, turning it back to Shippo.
"You're making me angry!" yells Shippo as he uses his Fox Fire. Fox puts on his reflector to reflect the fire back to Shippo.
"Hot!!!!!" screams Shippo while running around with fire on his body.
"Ha!" laughs Fox. "Now you know how dangerous your attacks are!" Fox immediately charge into Shippo by using Fire Fox, knocking Shippo into the same tree Miroku got knocked into.
Link and Inuyasha is having a fierce swordfight. Inuyasha swings his Tetsusaiga in a horizontal swipe, but Link backflips over it. Ganondorf runs to Inuyasha and hits Inuyasha with his sword handle.
"Why can't you just slice his head?!" yells Link to Ganondorf.
"I don't want to kill someone until I know his true intentions," Ganondorf replies.
"Thanks for showing me mercy," says Inuyasha. "Now die!" He swings his sword at Ganondorf, who quickly uses his own to block to swipe. While the two are sword fighting, Link charges at Inuyasha and stabs his sword into his back, at the waist level! Then Ganondorf punches Inuyasha with the all-powerful Warlock Punch, sending him into the same tree.
"That stab will kill him," says Link. But to his surprise, Inuyasha still stands up as if he never got stabbed! "How can you survive a hit like that?!" exclaims Link.
"It's because I'm not human!" responds Inuyasha. "You'll pay!!!" He reveals his sharp claws and jumps toward Link, trying to slash him. Link quickly puts up his shield, but when slashed, the shield breaks into pieces! "What sharp nails you have!" exclaims Link. "When was the last time you cut your nails?"
"None of your business!" Inuyasha replies.
Kagome looks at Roy and Lilina. Roy has his sword out in a fighting position. Kagome saw that Roy is actually protecting Lilina, who had her arm injured. Kagome puts down her bow and arrows and says, "I won't hurt you. I see that you are protecting someone."
"Is that a trap?" Roy replies.
"No, really! I don't really intend to hurt you!"
"How can I trust you if your friends are attacking mines?"
"Listen to her!" Lilina tells Roy. "I can tell that she is sincere!"
Lilina quickly explains everything to Kagome, about who they are and how they got here. "Now if only the others will stop fighting."
Kagome turns to Inuyasha and shouts, "SIT!!!!"
Immediately, Inuyasha slams face first to the ground. "Argh... I hate this necklace..."
After a while, everything is carefully explained and everyone apologizes to each other.
"Sorry if I hit you too hard," apologizes Ness to Miroku. "I can't help it that I'm a baseball pro back in my time."
"Never mind," says Miroku. "I even threatened you with my wind tunnel."
"Where'd you get that hole on your hand from?"
"It's a long story."
Sango faces the Pirates. "Sorry for the attack."
Punk just gives her a mean stare and turns away. Pix says to Sango, "Never mind. We accept you apologize."
"Yeah," says Pork. "It can't be helped if we look ugly."
"Sorry for hurting you, fox boy," says Fox to Shippo.
"Never mind!" says Shippo. "I'm glad to see another Kitsune besides me!"
"I'm not a Kitsune, just an ordinary fox who is civilized."
"Sorry for that stab," says Link to Inuyasha. "I hope it isn't a serious wound."
"Humph! That was nothing. I've been through worse than that!" says Inuyasha, who doesn't seem to be in a cheerful mood.
Ganondorf stands up and says, "Now that we are all friends, we still have one more worry. How do we get back home?"
"But we have an even bigger problem!" says Roy, and then he points to the Pirates. "Them! What do we do about them!"
Punk says in a threatening way, "Want to fight? I'll get you!"
Pix stops the both of them. "Don't fight now! We're all trapped together in this world! If we don't work together, we'll never get back home! Even if the Smashers are our enemies, let's no fight each other until the problem is solved!"
"Why should we do that?!" asks Punk. "We'll destroy them here and help ourselves return!"
"C'mon, Punk." Pork calms him down. "They're smarter than us, especially Fox. If we kill them, then we cannot get back because of lack of smart people."
Fox says, "Well yes. It's nice of you to say that. Besides, I brought the Plug Machine along. If we have any electrical devices, then plug into it!"
Punk thought for a while, then says, "All right. We will be friends for now, but that's until we return to our time."
"Promise not-a to hurt-a us," says Mario, who stretches out his hand. Punk grabs and shakes Mario's hand unwillingly.
Kagome says to everyone, "Let's go back to the village and meet lady Kaeda. She might help you a little."
So they all set off in the direction of the village.
TO BE CONTINUED...