The seven Spice People talked as they returned from the mine.
"I wonder if she's dead yet," Sporty wondered.
"I sure hope so!" Droopy sighed.
When they got home, they saw that Coal Black was still alive.
"Why won't you die? Die! You should be dead by now!" Pimpy yelled.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm going to die in seven days," Coal Black reported.
They all cheered.
Eight Days Later....
Coal Black was still alive. She decided to take a bath, to ease her mind from all the evil killing stuff.
The Spice People snuck into the bathroom while she was in the tub, and drown her.
They were very happy, as this was their first killing, since their first killing, and they couldn't bear the thought of burying her in the ground, so they made a glass coffin, so that they could see her rot, as she decayed.
They put it in a sunny glade, so that she would start to smell as she rotted. The people kept watch over it day after day, to make sure that nobody decided that they wanted to vandalize her casket. Coal Black seemed to be sleeping rather than dead. They could tell, because they could see her breathing. No one thought to just scream in her ear though. No! They're too GOOD for that!
The Queen had spoken to her mirror and was once again the creepiest in the land.
One day a young Prince rode through the forest on a giant anteater, as he swung a bag of gophers around above his head, and shouted, "I'm King of the world!" He reached the glade and saw Coal Black in her glass coffin.
"She's so hideous. But she's the best I can do. Plus, she's only newly dead, and she's naked!" he said and he could think of nothing else but Coal Black.
"She's not naked! She's wearing clothes!" Posh stated.
"I know, but I'm pictured her naked," the Prince screeched.
"She is so ugly," he said to the small people. "May I take her stinking, rotting, disgusting corpse with me. I promise I will always look after her."
The Spice's could see that the Prince meant it, and agreed, because they really didn't love her THAT much, and decided to ship off her hideous body with the total stranger. But the Prince couldn't stand to see the slaves of the Spice People touch her, and he started to cry.
"Don't touch her! She's just a little soggy, she's still good! She's still good!"
Just then, the Prince tripped and fell on top of her. This jolted her back to life.
The Prince was delighted, and the people were horrified.
"Will you marry me?" asked the Prince. They prepared to return to his kingdom, even without Coal Black's answer.
Meanwhile, the wicked Queen was looking in her mirror.
"You Queen, are creepy, but Coal Black with her Prince is the creepiest of all."
The mirror showed the Queen a picture of the Prince and Coal Black,
This time the Queen was so angry that all of a sudden her socks caught fire.
"I do believe I have Spontaneously Combusted," the Queen whined.
"Oh, good show old chap!" the mirror complimented.
"Oh great. This is just magical. Now I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world!" the Queen moaned.
"Stop copying Wizard of Oz!"
"Quick! Before I die! Pull my finger!" the Queen bellowed.
"Never!"