Disclaimer: I'm afraid I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. Actually, the only
things I own in this story are the entire Dragon Realm, Hebidoshi, Dremia,
and Kokuryu... oh, yeah, and everybody who LIVES in the Dragon Realm, minus
the black dragon. Come to think of it, I own a lot... the Dragon Realm is
pretty big...
SIDE NOTE: Um... yeah I'm updating... that's all I can actually think of to say... I thank all my reviewers, and read on!
Hiei looked up at the towering black colossus that was the dragon. Now that the muzzle was off, he could see the long rows of thin, dagger- like ivory that appeared easily snapped in half. However, seeing as the metal muzzle had been crushed into pieces by those weapons of destruction, that was not the case at all. The long ebony neck stretched downward so the dragon could look Hiei straight in the eye. Hiei stood his ground. The dragon showed its fangs, saliva and blood dripping from each spear- like tooth.
"He's gonna get it, now..." the men who were before restraining the dragon backed away. Hiei still faced the creature, not having even blinked.
Hebidoshi smirked. "Knowing his reputation, I'd say this is going to turn out exactly as I expect it to..."
The dragon reared back suddenly, smoke rising from between its teeth. Hiei stood still as the creature roared and let out a blast of fire. The flames engulfed the jaganshi, giving the dragon a very satisfied look on its face. This went away as the flames disappeared, revealing an unscathed Hiei with his Jagan out and open. He smirked.
"Nice try, but you'll have to do better than that," he said coolly to the still smoking dragon. It snorted in frustration and lunged for him, mouth open wide. Hiei caught it by a tooth. The dragon yelped in pain and tried to struggle out of Hiei's grip. "Do you want to stop struggling, or do you want to lose a tooth?" A whimper was the reply. "Good boy. Now, that didn't take very long, did it?" He let go of the dragon, which knelt down submissively at Hiei's feet. "You'll learn to recognize me as your master... I'm sure this will be hard for you, since you've been in control for so long. But you'll get used it."
The men who had been restraining the dragon approached cautiously, as though afraid both the dragon and Hiei would attack. "How did you do that?"
"Hn. If I can master the black dragon, I can master this one," Hiei smirked arrogantly. "It's not hard." He glanced over at Hebidoshi upon hearing a giggle and a light clapping.
"Congratulations, my lord!" she said happily. "That turned out precisely as I anticipated!"
"Don't call me that," Hiei snapped. "I had a feeling you led me here for a reason." Cat ears wiggled underneath bronze hair as Hebidoshi laughed a little.
"You're so very smart!" She bowed. "If you would like, Lord Hiei, I can buy this dragon for you."
"Hn," Hiei shrugged and started to walk away from the dragon. "I suppose so."
"Good thing you're so agreeable," the girl smirked as she pulled out her wallet. "So, guys, how much for the mighty Kokuryu?"
"If you take him with you, you can have him for free!" one of the men (who looked rather scrawny, I might add) shouted, already retreating.
"Uh... wait, sir!" Hebidoshi started to chase after him. "Sir! I can't take him with me! Sir! SIR, MY PROPERTY IS TOO SMALL!!"
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"Great, now I'm out of money..." Hebidoshi sighed heavily into her empty wallet. She pulled her head out of it and tucked it safely back into the folds of her pale pink kimono (A/N: "Pink is an evil and vile color that must be destroyed or else it shall take over the world after the apocalypse!!" I quote my friend. It's the reason why I love pink. ^_^).
"I can tell you WHY," Hiei smirked, raising his fingers to start counting off the reasons. Hebidoshi glared at him.
"I know where you're going, Destructo- Boy, and I'm WARNING you not to go there!!"
"ONE, you dragged me to an expensive restaurant so you could force me to eat," Hiei began, counting off on his fingers. "TWO, you bought just about EVERYTHING in the clothes store—"
"Well, normally I wouldn't; but it's kind of law to buy everything in the store when you have a guy to carry all the stuff..."
"And three, you bought that dragon," Hiei stopped, gazing off into space as he counted off the last reason. Hebidoshi waved a hand in front of his face.
"Yoohoo! Earth to Lord Hiei! My shopping bags are slipping off your arms!"
Hiei blushed and recollected himself, catching the bags just before they fell. "Why in the world did you buy SO MUCH?!"
"It's one of a girl's many ways to control a man," Hebidoshi explained. "We don't really buy all this stuff 'cause it's necessary... we just buy stuff here and there that we like and make guys carry it. At least... that's how women are here."
"How is that possible? You can't MAKE anyone carry them."
Hebidoshi flashed him a grin. "Oh, look at me, poor, weak little woman can't carry her own bags! Please, help me!" She smirked. "That's how some women prefer to do it. I prefer to freak 'em out so I have complete control. And from the look on your face in the restaurant, I'd say I did that pretty well."
Hiei frowned. "Damn. So that was your motive."
"No, not really," the cat- eyed demon frowned, too. "You didn't eat this morning, and it's not healthy for someone not to eat. Something told me you wouldn't be easily persuaded." She sighed and folded her arms behind her head. "I dunno... I was planning on doing something outrageous to freak you out afterwards, but after I saw your reaction, I felt there was no need to."
Hiei's eyebrows rose with curiosity. "Outrageous? Exactly what had you been planning to do? Pull another stunt like last night?"
Hebidoshi smiled. "Yeah, maybe! That would've been really fun for me, don't you think?"
"Hn," Hiei turned away. "For you, perhaps."
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It was now the middle of the night. Hiei couldn't sleep, so he sat by the window, gazing out at the moon. 'The moon is full... that's interesting. I wouldn't have it expected it to be full tonight...'
He heard a knock. "Hiei...?"
'Oi, not her...' "What do you want, onna?"
"Hiei, you need to sleep. It's very late."
"Quiet, onna, you're not my mother," he heard a creak and turned around to find Hebidoshi's shy face poking through the doorway. He sighed in frustration. "Go away; I don't want to sleep."
"You have to. It's not healthy to not sleep."
"Why are you so damn concerned for my health?!" Hiei demanded. "You don't even KNOW me! Why the hell do you worry so much about me?!"
"I- I get concerned when someone does something not healthy," she blushed. "And you didn't eat this morning... and now you're not sleeping... so I'm quite worried for you."
Hiei growled slightly. But then he saw the look on the girl's face and sighed. 'Well... she bought that dragon just for me... I suppose and I can do something to return the favor.' "Fine, onna. I'll go to sleep." Hiei got down from the windowsill. Hebidoshi's face lit up in happiness.
"Thank you, Hiei. Goodnight." She left, closing the door behind her.
SIDE NOTE: Things movin' too fast for ya? I hope not... I have an impatient personality, so sometimes I'll move my stories in the direction I want them to go a little bit faster. That turns the story kind of bad... and it annoys people sometimes.
Hey, you wanna know something funny? If I REALLY wanted to go fast on this story, this would probably be the result: "One day Hiei went to the Dragon Realm and found a girl and fell in love; kiss, kiss; mush, mush; they're all happy now, the end." Teehee! ^_^ I'm in such a happy, giggly mood today! Probably why Hebidoshi was all giggly... please review!
SIDE NOTE: Um... yeah I'm updating... that's all I can actually think of to say... I thank all my reviewers, and read on!
Hiei looked up at the towering black colossus that was the dragon. Now that the muzzle was off, he could see the long rows of thin, dagger- like ivory that appeared easily snapped in half. However, seeing as the metal muzzle had been crushed into pieces by those weapons of destruction, that was not the case at all. The long ebony neck stretched downward so the dragon could look Hiei straight in the eye. Hiei stood his ground. The dragon showed its fangs, saliva and blood dripping from each spear- like tooth.
"He's gonna get it, now..." the men who were before restraining the dragon backed away. Hiei still faced the creature, not having even blinked.
Hebidoshi smirked. "Knowing his reputation, I'd say this is going to turn out exactly as I expect it to..."
The dragon reared back suddenly, smoke rising from between its teeth. Hiei stood still as the creature roared and let out a blast of fire. The flames engulfed the jaganshi, giving the dragon a very satisfied look on its face. This went away as the flames disappeared, revealing an unscathed Hiei with his Jagan out and open. He smirked.
"Nice try, but you'll have to do better than that," he said coolly to the still smoking dragon. It snorted in frustration and lunged for him, mouth open wide. Hiei caught it by a tooth. The dragon yelped in pain and tried to struggle out of Hiei's grip. "Do you want to stop struggling, or do you want to lose a tooth?" A whimper was the reply. "Good boy. Now, that didn't take very long, did it?" He let go of the dragon, which knelt down submissively at Hiei's feet. "You'll learn to recognize me as your master... I'm sure this will be hard for you, since you've been in control for so long. But you'll get used it."
The men who had been restraining the dragon approached cautiously, as though afraid both the dragon and Hiei would attack. "How did you do that?"
"Hn. If I can master the black dragon, I can master this one," Hiei smirked arrogantly. "It's not hard." He glanced over at Hebidoshi upon hearing a giggle and a light clapping.
"Congratulations, my lord!" she said happily. "That turned out precisely as I anticipated!"
"Don't call me that," Hiei snapped. "I had a feeling you led me here for a reason." Cat ears wiggled underneath bronze hair as Hebidoshi laughed a little.
"You're so very smart!" She bowed. "If you would like, Lord Hiei, I can buy this dragon for you."
"Hn," Hiei shrugged and started to walk away from the dragon. "I suppose so."
"Good thing you're so agreeable," the girl smirked as she pulled out her wallet. "So, guys, how much for the mighty Kokuryu?"
"If you take him with you, you can have him for free!" one of the men (who looked rather scrawny, I might add) shouted, already retreating.
"Uh... wait, sir!" Hebidoshi started to chase after him. "Sir! I can't take him with me! Sir! SIR, MY PROPERTY IS TOO SMALL!!"
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"Great, now I'm out of money..." Hebidoshi sighed heavily into her empty wallet. She pulled her head out of it and tucked it safely back into the folds of her pale pink kimono (A/N: "Pink is an evil and vile color that must be destroyed or else it shall take over the world after the apocalypse!!" I quote my friend. It's the reason why I love pink. ^_^).
"I can tell you WHY," Hiei smirked, raising his fingers to start counting off the reasons. Hebidoshi glared at him.
"I know where you're going, Destructo- Boy, and I'm WARNING you not to go there!!"
"ONE, you dragged me to an expensive restaurant so you could force me to eat," Hiei began, counting off on his fingers. "TWO, you bought just about EVERYTHING in the clothes store—"
"Well, normally I wouldn't; but it's kind of law to buy everything in the store when you have a guy to carry all the stuff..."
"And three, you bought that dragon," Hiei stopped, gazing off into space as he counted off the last reason. Hebidoshi waved a hand in front of his face.
"Yoohoo! Earth to Lord Hiei! My shopping bags are slipping off your arms!"
Hiei blushed and recollected himself, catching the bags just before they fell. "Why in the world did you buy SO MUCH?!"
"It's one of a girl's many ways to control a man," Hebidoshi explained. "We don't really buy all this stuff 'cause it's necessary... we just buy stuff here and there that we like and make guys carry it. At least... that's how women are here."
"How is that possible? You can't MAKE anyone carry them."
Hebidoshi flashed him a grin. "Oh, look at me, poor, weak little woman can't carry her own bags! Please, help me!" She smirked. "That's how some women prefer to do it. I prefer to freak 'em out so I have complete control. And from the look on your face in the restaurant, I'd say I did that pretty well."
Hiei frowned. "Damn. So that was your motive."
"No, not really," the cat- eyed demon frowned, too. "You didn't eat this morning, and it's not healthy for someone not to eat. Something told me you wouldn't be easily persuaded." She sighed and folded her arms behind her head. "I dunno... I was planning on doing something outrageous to freak you out afterwards, but after I saw your reaction, I felt there was no need to."
Hiei's eyebrows rose with curiosity. "Outrageous? Exactly what had you been planning to do? Pull another stunt like last night?"
Hebidoshi smiled. "Yeah, maybe! That would've been really fun for me, don't you think?"
"Hn," Hiei turned away. "For you, perhaps."
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It was now the middle of the night. Hiei couldn't sleep, so he sat by the window, gazing out at the moon. 'The moon is full... that's interesting. I wouldn't have it expected it to be full tonight...'
He heard a knock. "Hiei...?"
'Oi, not her...' "What do you want, onna?"
"Hiei, you need to sleep. It's very late."
"Quiet, onna, you're not my mother," he heard a creak and turned around to find Hebidoshi's shy face poking through the doorway. He sighed in frustration. "Go away; I don't want to sleep."
"You have to. It's not healthy to not sleep."
"Why are you so damn concerned for my health?!" Hiei demanded. "You don't even KNOW me! Why the hell do you worry so much about me?!"
"I- I get concerned when someone does something not healthy," she blushed. "And you didn't eat this morning... and now you're not sleeping... so I'm quite worried for you."
Hiei growled slightly. But then he saw the look on the girl's face and sighed. 'Well... she bought that dragon just for me... I suppose and I can do something to return the favor.' "Fine, onna. I'll go to sleep." Hiei got down from the windowsill. Hebidoshi's face lit up in happiness.
"Thank you, Hiei. Goodnight." She left, closing the door behind her.
SIDE NOTE: Things movin' too fast for ya? I hope not... I have an impatient personality, so sometimes I'll move my stories in the direction I want them to go a little bit faster. That turns the story kind of bad... and it annoys people sometimes.
Hey, you wanna know something funny? If I REALLY wanted to go fast on this story, this would probably be the result: "One day Hiei went to the Dragon Realm and found a girl and fell in love; kiss, kiss; mush, mush; they're all happy now, the end." Teehee! ^_^ I'm in such a happy, giggly mood today! Probably why Hebidoshi was all giggly... please review!