Title: A Self Insertion Story
Author: P.L.S.
Rating:PG or PG13
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. But as you will learn, I often dream about owning him, body, mind, and soul.
Summery: A funny little collection of things I'd do to Harry and Draco if I were in their world/ had the blackmail material/ or the shear power.
Part Four: The Media
A pleasure, Mr.Malfoy. Katie Coric smiled and greeted Draco as he walked onto the set with a bright smile.
Please, call me Draco. I'm not old enough to be called Mr. Anything. Draco kissed her hand and sat down next to her and waited.
Of course. Well, congradulations on your first picture. Morning Star is already the top film in both the U.S. and your home, Britain. Katie said with her own megawatt smile.
Dear, I didn't think it was that good. Maybe Harry was right about this whole star business. Draco said.
Well, rumor has it that you and Harry Evans are old friends from school, and that he got you the roll. Draco laughed.
Katie, we were not, and still are not friends. We did attend the same school, but we hated each other and still dislike each other. I got the roll because my father and my friend are Harry's managers and they needed someone like me to play the devil. Draco explained.
If you don't mind me asking could you tell us more about your relationship to Harry Evans.It was simple, I insulted his friends, his family, and tried to get him exspelled many times. He insulted my friends, my family, and tried to get me exspelled many times. Miss Sanguinaire blackmailed Harry into his first audition, my father manipulated him into doing the picture, and until now I sat on the sidelines laughing as poor St. Evans has had to face his insecurities and become a star.So how did you get the roll?Miss Sanguinaire wasn't happy with just one guy doing her bidding, so she concocted the script that turned Evans into a fallen Angel and placed me as the devil. But you know I think I like the cameras. Draco smiled and winked causing Katie to blush a bit, The only thing I'm not happy about is having to follow Sanguinaire's rules of conduct.And what are the rules?Typical rules of the house, and enforcing the idea that I'm not allowed to drink more than a few drinks a night, smoke, or bed too many. It also has very harsh punishments. And you must know, Evans never needed the bloody rules, he lives like a monk.Anyhow, tell us more about your movie.Yes, that's why I'm here, even if you are quite the angel.Thank you Draco.Not at all. The Morning Star is mostly about the fight between Lucifer's fallen angels, who mostly dislike the way God created man, and God's archangels and all of Heaven. However Lucifer has most of the war scripted out and really just wants God's power for himself. Azreil is a peaceful angel who's very idealisic and sides with Lucifer because he thinks God royally messed up. Over time he starts to realise what Lucifer is really after, but he himself has become corrupted and has stopped caring about everything. It's really not that simple, but it's a very complex story, and that's the area where Evans and I play the largest rolls.So you really do just play the devil?Dear lady, trust me when I say the roll was very much like playing one of my ansestors. The Malfoy family is very old, and very political. The idea of the devil may have even sprung from one of my forefathers.Thanks for doing this interview, Mr.Evans. said Red Gilliham, a reporter for the Rolling Stone. Harry sat back in the chair and smiled.
No need. I'd rather do magazine interview than do the tv spots that my managers have Draco doing. That Coric bint gives me the shivers. Red laughed at the over done shuddering that Harry did.
Cool. So, I've gotta say that Twisted' is one of my favorite cd's and when it came out it was what played through the New York offices for a week or three. So almost all of us here are big fans of your music.You'll all be glad to hear that almost all the score and the soundtrack are either my work or I prodused it. Nothing that comes from this movie as far as music goes hasn't gone through my mixing board at least.Yes! I mean that's wonderful to hear. Can we expect more like Twisted'? Or did you try a new style?It's very much in tune with the feel of the movie but those who have tested it all can say that it sounds like my work. If anything, I can say that while it's not all up beat and more traditional and orchrastral than Twisted' was, it should please my fans.Do you have any samples from your work on the movie?Actually, I was going to drop a copy of the soundtrack off to the editor, but here. You'll get first listen. Red was absolutely silent as the first track played then he paused it.
Oh my God! You did all that?Well, the studio hired a really good orchistra, but the singing and stuff is me and a few others. It's kind of why the angel I play is called a singer. A singer's job is to well, sing.It does have the same feel as Twisted', I mean I can hear Harry Evans. But it also feels like a Beethoven or Handel thing too. Or like going to a really old church. I don't know how to describe it. But I love it.Great, but I really wish I knew what everyone keeps hearing that they claim is my feel'. I mean I'm really just writing what seems right to me, nothing special.Maybe that's it. You just write and preform music that is just you and nobody else.Anyhow, I need you to tell me about the movie.Er, it's just another take on the big Christian celestial battle of angel versus fallen angel. I play a fallen angel that Lusifer tricked into betraying God and by the time I realise I was tricked it's too late.That's it? I got this big huge summery from Malfoy.Well, do you want me to read off of that or can you just copy paste it to the end or in place of what I just said?I'll think of something. It's really good that this is a magazine interview. You'd be screwed if this was tv.Tell me about it. I'm just glad that Lucius and Seph have Draco to push around now. Maybe, I'll just hide and write music.Sounds good to me. I always liked you better as a musician rather than a movie star.True that.
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