Crystal removed my last story because of its script format, so this is a warning!"

Hiei said, "yeah… isn't this format 100 BETTER?"

Crystal said," if you wanna view my old work, go to http:animefreaksbeware.bravehost .com! Just remove da spaces!"

Hiei said," can you go on and talk about this new story, onna?"

Crystal said," this is a story involving the YYH gang giving Hiei coffee, and some THINGS start to happen! OO"

Hiei," this is a TRUE story. All of this is TRUE!!! Unfortunately…."

Crystal said, "ENJOY!!!"

Hiei was sitting there, until Kurama came home. Sitting, sitting, sitting…

OK! The authoress is bored writing about her older brother sitting… she will just skip to the part where hiei actually GETS the stuff into his system…

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Hiei screamed… running around the room like Remy with a chainsaw (A/N: Remy is Joe(from Linkin Park)'s alter ego… he wants to kill everyone!) "I'M A GERBIL ON A MISSION!!!!!" Hiei screamed.

"I think Hiei's broken," Yusuke said.

"I don't think so… Maybe mentally disturbed…" the red-haired kitsune (AKA: KURAMA!!! YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT CALLING HIM THAT???) said.

It was then Hiei broke into song… and a weird one at that! AND IT WAS TO THE TUNE OF ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT!!!! GOOD LORD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "I am lenny-kins the great gerbil master! I run and run and run around, my cage and then I eat! YIPEE!!!!" (A/N: that DOES go to the tune of row row row your boat! XD)

"Ummmmm…. Hiei, are you ok?" Yusuke asked.

Hiei then just sung to the tune of MC Hammer's "can't Touch This"," Can't touch this. MY My Mighty Wheel Hit me so hard makes me say 'holy cheese' thank you for feeding me those yummy gerbil treats!"

At this point, Yusuke and the others went into hiding…

"I think our friend Hiei is experiencing his child-hood…"Kurama said… While hiding behind the sofa. It was then, our favorite baka, Kuwabara said, from behind the TV, " You sure there wasn't any.. erm… sake in his coffee?"

"Yusuke!" The two numbnuts said together, looking at the black-haired boy with the… blue poof of a pet!

"Nani? Do you think I would do this on purpose? Do I wanna enialate the entire human race???"

"Well, you wouldn't have any work…"

"But what about my mom?"

"SHUT UP!!!! OK, from this point on, Kurama gets the straight jacket, and Kuwabara holds the little dude down, got it?" Yusuke asked.

"Roger."

Then, as the Japanese flag flew behind him (A/N: They're in Japan…), Yusuke made a statement.

"We may lose some men out there, but it is a loss for a good cause. To save the human race we must use all forces nessecary. I'm sorry some of you will die innocent and young, but your lives will not be lost in vain. That is all."

Little did the "brilliant" detective know, while he was making this speech, Hiei slipped away!

END

So what'd ya think? I thought it was OK… But I must note. This was written on a sleep-deprived day. yawns g'night.

Crystal