Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
Luna: How sick is your mind?
Padfoot2: What do you mean?
Moony: Okay who stole my lemon drops?
Padfoot2: You now moony it is very impolite to interrupt droning a conversation.
Moony: - Oh, sorry what were you talking about?
Luna: How sick is your mind?
Moony: What?!
Luna: Oh just read the story for crying out loud!!!
How sick is your mind?
Harry was in the boys bathroom and "it" was stuck. NO matter how hard he tied he could not get "it" out. Just then Draco happened to come in the bathroom. (a/n Harry and Draco are sorta friends they still give insults but will not get too deep in the insults like: "your mom is sooooo fat she has to sit on four chair" That kind of stuff)
"Potter what are you doing?"
"Trying to get my thing out, so instead of just standing there would you mind helping me?!"
"Ok fine but what do I get out of it?"
"Candy."
"ok"
Draco walked over to Harry.
"Would you mind moving over?" He said
"In case you haven't noticed I am attach to it." Harry replied
Draco looked down.
"You now I think you have two chooses one: we will have to cut it off or two: we get some sop."
"You know what," Harry said with wide eyes, "I think that I will go with the second one."
"Ok" Draco said with a shrug.
He magically made some sop appear out of thin air. Then he started to rub it on Harry's problem.
"Know this may hurt a bit" He said.
Draco unmercifully yanked until it came off.
"Well there you go all better, by the way how did you get your finger stuck in the pipe?"
Harry blushed "Well I thought that I saw some thing in there."
The End
Padfoot2: AHHHHHHHHH,LUNA HELP ME MOONY THINKS I AM THE ONE WHO STOLE HER LEMON DROPS!!!!!!!!
Moony: GET BACK HERE LEMON DROP STEELER!!!!!!
Luna: hehehe, I am the one who actualy stole them but don't tell Moony that. Anyway please review, I hope that you thought it was good!!
Luna walks off eating lemon drops, while in the back growned moony is yelling (and chacing) Padfoot2, who is running for her life.