I don't own Gundam Wing….WHO NEEDS TO KNOW?! ISNT IT OBVIOUS?! I STILL DON'T GET WHY I WRITE THIS, SHEESH DAMN THE IDIOT WHO WOULD ACTUALLY SUE A POOR KID FOR WRITING A STORY AND NOT WRITING A DISCLAIMER. DAMN U GREEDY BASTARDS!!! ARRGHHH!!!
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He just stared at her, momentarily forgetting his previous worries. Just seeing her laugh like that and lie so close to him made his heart flutter uncontrollably. Against his better judgment, his head leaned in closer to hers. He couldn't control himself. Left at the mercy of his emotions, he only closed his eyes as their lips drew nearer.
JINGLE JINGLE -CLICK- CREAAAK
The two turned to the sound of the door opening. Heero's eyes widened while Relena continued laughing.
Zech's however… looked completely mortified.
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After all the deadly missions, powerful enemies, and near death experiences he had come across, nothing…NOTHING could compare to the sudden emptiness in his body, and the potent feeling of pure fear seeping in.
Yes for once in his life, the perfect soldier was scared.
But who wouldn't be when the second most deadly man in the world caught you on top of his half naked sister. Heero noticed Zech's eyes bulge, his fist ball up and shake with restrained fury. His face was pale, making the outline of his firmly clamped lips more visible. His whole body seemed to be shaking so violently it looked like he was about to explode into a flying heap of meat. Heero figured Zechs would murder him within the next 20 seconds, maybe 25 if he was really lucky.
But his great roll of luck continued.
"Heerrro look! It's my brother! Haha, hi Zechs we were having a fight to take our clothes off cuz its soo hot in-"
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With his usual stack of papers in his hand, the ever so silent Trowa quietly made his way along his regular route to his office. With a cup of water in one hand, he entered the hallway beside Relena's quarters, enjoying the morning peace that greeted him as it had done for the past-
"RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!"
He immediately came to a halt…
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Heero's lightning quick reflexes kicked in and he was up and moving in no time, with a raging storm of fury charging at him.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!! HOW DARE YOU!! ILL RIP YOU APART!!! COME HERE!!!"
Seeing as it wasn't the best time to tell Zech's about Relena's medical state, Heero merely continued dodging the various limbs that flew towards him from every direction.
"Its- not what it looked like-!" Heero ducked sharply, barely missing Zech's fist as it collided into the vase behind him.
"YOU SICK BASTARD HOW DARE YOU TRY AND DEFILE MY SISTER!!! ILL KILL YOU!!!!"
Zechs managed to grab Heero's swaying shirt, and tackled him to the floor. His hands gripped the Wing Pilot's neck, engaging in a strangle hold. Heero fought with all his power to get him off or at least get some air.
"Zechs! What are you doing?! Stop!!!" Zech's paid no attention to Noin. She stood there at the door gaping.
"Hiiii Noin! Look they're playing isn't it adorable!"
Noticing Relena for the first time, Noin let out a sharp gasp.
"Oh my- Relena!" The older woman immediately put her jacket over Relena's exposed form.
"What's going on here?"
More people were rushing in. To Heero's luck, several men, including his fellow pilots were now trying to get Zech's to refrain from snapping his neck.
"DIE! DIE! YOU BASTARD! DIE!"
"Zech's calm down!!!" Duo received an elbow to the nose and staggered back.
"Everyone! Grab his arms!" Quatre ordered.
It took 8 of them to finally wrench the Lightning Baron off Heero, who was now desperately trying to breath.
And since Heero's day was getting better by the second…
"WHAT is going on in here?!"
Une.
Lady Une.
Lady of Doom Une.
Everyone froze immediately at the commanding voice. Well, except for Zech's who was just starting to cool down.
"Zech's what is the meaning of this! I demand an explanation immediately."
"Yuy…" Zechs glared with pure hatred.
"I would like to speak to the two of you privately."
"Erh…" Heero staggered up, rubbing his burning neck. "Relena, take her to the emergency room, she's intoxicated. Took medication she shouldn't have."
It was surprisingly difficult for him to speak.
Une glared at him with an obvious air of disapproval. "Very well Sally, please escort Miss Darlian to the medical wing. The rest of you leave, I have some business to discuss…"
Heero watched as everyone emptied out. He caught the looks of pity from his friends, but he shook them off seeing as he would have to be ready for a hell of a lot of self-defense. Personally he felt it would be rather awkward discussing it with his commanding officer, let alone Zechs. Milliardo silently took a seat in front of Lady Une. She stood with her domineering stance and turned to look towards Heero.
"Well?"
And so it began…
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The Next Day….
Heero was in his office. Before him his regular schedule, with the regular line up, beside the regular cup of poisoned coffee.
But no matter how many times he read over the schedule , he couldn't manage to focus. His mind was still on the events of the day before. Surprisingly, he got off free, with only some extra work added on to both his and Zech's agenda as a sort of penalty for their uncalled conduct. He explained everything, fighting hard to keep the blush off his face. Une seemed to understand, though she decided to look into how Relena obtained the drug. Zech's was silent, still trying to get the images out of his head.
He hadn't spoken to the Lightning Count yet, but that was still the least of his worries…
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
'If it's another damn schedule change I'll strangle someone…'
Keeping his frustration in check Heero summoned the person inside.
The door opened slowly. It obviously wasn't Duo.
"Heero?"
He could recognize that voice a mile away.
"Hn."
He fought hard to avoid her gaze, shifting his eyes to the paperwork that lay before him.
"You mind if I come in for a few minutes."
"Come in."
Relena closed the door gently and took a seat in front of his desk. She looked over his stern feature as he 'read' some files and she immediately remembered her own mountain of work. She sighed. That was the whole cause of the mess yesterday, and she came here to explain and to apologize.
"I wanted to talk about what happened yesterday."
His long sleeve business shirt fit loosely around his sculpted body but it gave away each muscle that stiffened at her words. She was blushing heavily, as much as she hated it. Noin had told her about everything after hearing it from Zechs, and Relena felt more than guilty for Heero's suffering. She also felt very awkward when she found out she was literally in her undergarments the whole time she was with him.
"I wanted to apologize. It was all my fault, I wasn't feeling well in the morning so I grabbed some medication from the cabinet downstairs without realizing it was Pagan's prescription medicine. It was careless of me, I'm really sorry."
He said nothing, making her guilt weigh down on her even more. She got up from her seat, turning around the desk to where he was sitting. She kneeled down by his chair, balancing herself by placing her arms on the armrest.
"Heero…I'm sorry."
She saw his eyes freeze, no longer following the trail of letters on the paper. He let out a light sigh, bringing his hand to massage the sides of his forehead and down to his eyes.
"Don't be." He muttered, glancing sideways at her worried look.
"But I am. Look at you, you're still upset over it." The redness shone on her cheeks as she remembered the event again. "I talked to my brother, I explained everything. He was pretty angry at first but he got over it. I just don't want you to be so distressed."
"It's…not that."
She looked at him with a puzzled look.
"What is it then?"
He was silent for a while before speaking up again. "Look, don't worry about it. What's bothering me isn't your fault." He noticed his flaw too late.
"So there is something bothering you?"
He turned his head to look at her. It was now or never.
"It's nothing."
Ahem NOW or NEVER.
"You should get back to work."
Steering towards never…
"Heero, please tell me." Her eyes did more of the pleading.
"Please leave." He looked away, obviously growing more distressed by the moment.
Relena looked completely crestfallen. She felt so much worse seeing him grow more stressed. And now his words kept stinging like spears. She felt the tears swelling in her eyes, and she turned immediately.
Heero didn't miss the shine in her eyes as she stood and headed for the door.
"…Relena…wait."
She didn't stop, she continued her way to the door with even greater haste. And she would have made it too if Heero didn't get up and grab her arm.
"Come on don't cry."
He held her hands in his own, trying to make her look up at him, but she kept her head bowed.
"Relena…"
"Stop!" Her voice was shaky from crying and her words came out more like sobs. "Don't try and make me feel better. I feel so stupid, I made a complete idiot out of myself because I was too rapped up in work to check the damn medicine bottle. I made you go through hell, I got everyone worried. I just feel horrible right now so please leave me alone! I don't deserve your sympathy."
She struggled to loosen his grip but with no luck. She fought even harder, sobbing more violently than before.
"I can't even last a second without crying, I'm so pathetic!"
She pounded at his rock hard chest as he brought her to him, hugging her firmly. He held her shaking body to his, running his hands across her back. He brought his face to her ear, whispering to her gently.
"Hey, it alright. It happens, don't get so riled up. It's not your fault."
They stood like that for a while, neither moving to break the embrace. He held her until he felt her body totally relax. She moved back a little, raising her tearstained face to look at him.
"…Thanks."
"Hn. Just next time, read the label."
She smirked gently. He smiled at her in return, running his thumb to wipe a watery droplet lingering on her cheek. It was a perfect moment. It was now or never.
"Look, I wasn't upset because of what happened, I-" He paused to look at her. "I was just upset with myself, for almost doing something I shouldn't have done."
"What?"
He was this far in, and he couldn't go back now.
"I-uh tried to kiss you at one point, totally disregarding your state. It was careless and uncalled for."
Relena smiled. Not only was his awkwardness adorable, but he was also trying to say it as technically as possible. But she wasn't going to let him. Bringing herself closer to him, she brought her hands up to fiddle with his shiny shirt buttons. (A.N. A button infatuation of some sort? I know I have it. )
"But…why would you try and kiss me?"
She watched his Adams apple bob up and down as she continued her sneaky assault.
"Any particular reason why you would want to do that?"
"I-…"
He looked around trying to remain unaffected, but failing miserably by his evident nervousness. Reason # 1 he didn't want to confess, (well actually #2 if you count his down right out of character trait of opening up to people), he suspected Relena to get him into a tight corner and he was damn right.
Relena decided to give him a little extra push. Pulling his shirt down she rose on her feet and pressed her lips to his. It was a light, gentle kiss, one aimed on bringing out the deeper longing in her target.
She totally had him by surprise, but it was the best feeling he had ever experienced. His eyes closed as he focused on the taste of her. But she pulled away too soon.
"Is that what you wanted?" She smiled slyly.
He looked at her keenly before smiling in return.
"Hm, Something more like this."
He brought his head down to hers capturing her lips. His arms wove around her, pressing her body to his, lessening her chance of escape. But she seemed to have no such plans, as her arms went around his neck, allowing her to deepen the kiss. She let out a small moan against his lips when she felt him push her against the wall. His hands now ran up and down her hips, slipping under her skirt and inching slowly-
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK – CREEAKK
"Yuy I need to speak to y-"
Zech's froze. As did the two lovers.
There was a good minute or two of staring when Zech's suddenly closed the door, his eyes still frozen in their widened state. They could hear him fade as he traveled down the hallway.
"ONE BANANA TWO twitch BANANA THREE BANANA FOURRtwitchRRRtwitch RR….FIVE BANANA SIX BANANA SEVEN EIGHT MORE…"
Relena turned to Heero, giggling at his absolutely baffled expression.
"I guess he took Noin's advice on calming his nerves."
"Good, he'll be getting good at it too."
"How so?"
He looked at her with a sexy smirk and immediately brought both hands to her thighs, lifting her up and pining her more securely to the wall.
"Because he'll be seeing much more of this."
And so he kissed her again with increasing passion.
And indeed… Zechs became a pure expert at the banana song.
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HAHA Done. I love the banana song.
I'm still planning on what to do for my next long fic ( once I finish One Way Or Another). I'm tired of the regular line up of my fics so im gona do an AU maybe a school ficcy with the characters. Let me know what you think, all coments appreciated. Until next time! See ya!
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