Yeah! And I love Granger!
Next Chappie. Here it goes!
Dear Mr. Malfoy,
We are pleased to inform you that your first case is almost as big as how Voldemort died. It is to find out who murdered Mister Harry Potter. You and your partner,
Partner?
Ms. Hermione Granger,
Not Granger! Dumb Mudblood.
will be working together to find who murdered him. We have three suspects. They will arrive shortly.
List of suspects? Fine. Just make sure they arrive before Pansy does. I need a serious pick-me-up. I'll just read a book. Hmmmmmm, how about? Nah! Oooh! Lemony Snickets a Series of Unfortunate Events? A new series. (Starts reading it.) Peck peck. Peck. Oh, that bloody owl with the suspects. Guess I should let it in.
Dear Mr. Malfoy,
Here are the suspects and their motives.
1. Blaise Zabini. Motive: Wanting revenge for the loss of boss.
Hey! That rhymed.
2. Cho Chang. Motive: Harry just broke up with her.
That Chang girl? Wow.
3. Ronald Weasley. Mot-
Wait! WEASLEY!?!?!?!?
Motive: Wanting fame.