Disclaimer: I dun own anyting lotr *huge sob *, so don't ya go and sue me,
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A/N. I know that this story doesn't make any sense, but I am extremely bored, and have just finished reading a book where the cutlery are taking over. long story.
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (.)!!
Legolas ran as fast as he could, trying to get away from the toilet that was still chasing them through the underbrush. Suddenly, the elf ran into something. "Hullo, Legolas." A slightly rough voice said. Legolas looked and saw that he had run into Aragorn.
"Hullo, Aragorn." He said breathlessly. "Can't talk now." Aragorn stared at the elf, confused. "Why not?" "Toilet. Attacking." Aragorn smiled. "I can handle this."
Aragorn stood in the middle of the path, blocking the oncoming toilets way. The toilet slowed to a stop when he saw the Man, wondering what he was doing there. Aragorn bent down on his knees, prepared to fight.
The toilet edged closer and closer to Aragorn, until suddenly:
"BOOGAWOOGAWOOGA!!!!!" the man shouted, scaring the toilet. The porcelain figured scurried back through the forest yelping. Legolas clapped his friend on the shoulder. "Thank you, my friend."
A/N: I need SUGGESTIONS!!!!!! Please r&r!!! would anyone like to be in the story as well? Please, lemmie know!!!!!!
A/N. I know that this story doesn't make any sense, but I am extremely bored, and have just finished reading a book where the cutlery are taking over. long story.
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (.)!!
Legolas ran as fast as he could, trying to get away from the toilet that was still chasing them through the underbrush. Suddenly, the elf ran into something. "Hullo, Legolas." A slightly rough voice said. Legolas looked and saw that he had run into Aragorn.
"Hullo, Aragorn." He said breathlessly. "Can't talk now." Aragorn stared at the elf, confused. "Why not?" "Toilet. Attacking." Aragorn smiled. "I can handle this."
Aragorn stood in the middle of the path, blocking the oncoming toilets way. The toilet slowed to a stop when he saw the Man, wondering what he was doing there. Aragorn bent down on his knees, prepared to fight.
The toilet edged closer and closer to Aragorn, until suddenly:
"BOOGAWOOGAWOOGA!!!!!" the man shouted, scaring the toilet. The porcelain figured scurried back through the forest yelping. Legolas clapped his friend on the shoulder. "Thank you, my friend."
A/N: I need SUGGESTIONS!!!!!! Please r&r!!! would anyone like to be in the story as well? Please, lemmie know!!!!!!