Disclaimer: I dun own anyting lotr *huge sob *, so don't ya go and sue me,
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A/N. I know that this story doesn't make any sense, but I am extremely bored, and have just finished reading a book where the cutlery are taking over. long story.
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas and Aragorn continued walking down the path, talking about how cute the teaspoon was. Legolas smiled at it affectionately while Aragorn was jibbering on about how he once had a tiny fork. "I know!" said Legolas, scaring Aragorn. "What?" Aragorn. Suddenly, something jumped out of the bushes, scaring both of the creatures.
"Samantha!?" shouted Legolas as the something jumped out of the bushes, landing on Legolas and knocking his precious teaspoon out of his hand. "Samantha?" Aragorn repeated, just as another something jumped out of the bushes and landed on him. "Meara?!" Legolas stated accusingly. "Meara?" Aragorn repeated, now thoroughly confused.
"What are you two doing here?" the elf questioned, pushing Samantha off of him to rescue his precious teaspoon, which was underneath Aragorn. "We followed you." Samantha said simply.
Legolas and Aragorn stood there, staring at the two girls with blank faces. The crickets chirping in the background were getting disturbingly louder.
Finally, someone made a move. The little teaspoon sighed such a small sigh, that the sigh was only heard by someone who could hear such a small sigh: Legolas. "Why the hell did you follow me here?" shouted Legolas, who was continuing to confuse Aragorn, so he left.
Meara timidly stepped forward. "WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" the elf shouted. "Well, erm, Legolas. we were being chased by. by." the girl shuddered. "No! I can't say it! It's to horrible!" Meara broke down and started bawling into samantha's shoulder. Samantha gave Legolas a look.
"Now look what you've done! Curse elves and their stiff necks!" Legolas stared at Samantha. "What is that supposed to mean?" he asked. "Nothing." Samantha replied, continuing to comfort her sobbing friend.
"Well, then why in the whole of middle-earth are you following me?!?!?!?!?" the elf screamed, causing a few of the birds to fly out of the trees. Both of the girls shuddered before Samantha finally spoke.
"We. we were running. from.HIM!" she whispered timidly.
"Who?" asked Legolas curiously.
Samantha was about to attempt an answer when suddenly Aragorn ran back out of the bushes, his eyes wide in horror.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!" the man shouted at them.
"Oh no!" shouted Meara, her face white! She turned to face her friend. "He's. back." she whispered, terrified.
"WHO!?" shouted Legolas for the second time. He didn't have to wait long for his question to be answered. The bushes started to rustle............. and out of the bushes jumped...................................................................... . DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!......................
GEORGE (W) BUSH!!!!!
The girls screamed and started to run away, but Legolas grabbed them by their wrists and forced them to stay. "What's so bad about him?" he asked. But all they would do is shudder uncontrollably.
But, yet again, Legolas didn't have to wait long for his answer.
"I bring peace. and .um. love!" the president said, advancing towards the elf, the two girls, and the man.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" they all screamed. Legolas, being the one who had the faster reactions, knocked an arrow on his bow and shot the scary guy. "I....bring....love!" he said as he died.
The two girls sighed in relief. "Thank you, leggy-poo!" Meara and Samantha shouted before they ran off back into the bushes.
Aragorn and Legolas stared at each other. "That was disturbing." Legolas said. "How much ya' wanna bet that they'll be back?"
A/N: Okay, so how was that for longer, people? Hmmmmmmm? Well, I would like to say thank you to Luthien Katie for her Bush idea. I hopes you is liking it. And Is Loves Plurals- are you satisfied? Is it good? Is it to your liking? And you too, cookies-will-invade. Do y'all like it? PLEASE R&R!!! GIVE ME IDEAS!! AND NAMES!!! (if ya wanna be in the story, that is.)
A/N. I know that this story doesn't make any sense, but I am extremely bored, and have just finished reading a book where the cutlery are taking over. long story.
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas and Aragorn continued walking down the path, talking about how cute the teaspoon was. Legolas smiled at it affectionately while Aragorn was jibbering on about how he once had a tiny fork. "I know!" said Legolas, scaring Aragorn. "What?" Aragorn. Suddenly, something jumped out of the bushes, scaring both of the creatures.
"Samantha!?" shouted Legolas as the something jumped out of the bushes, landing on Legolas and knocking his precious teaspoon out of his hand. "Samantha?" Aragorn repeated, just as another something jumped out of the bushes and landed on him. "Meara?!" Legolas stated accusingly. "Meara?" Aragorn repeated, now thoroughly confused.
"What are you two doing here?" the elf questioned, pushing Samantha off of him to rescue his precious teaspoon, which was underneath Aragorn. "We followed you." Samantha said simply.
Legolas and Aragorn stood there, staring at the two girls with blank faces. The crickets chirping in the background were getting disturbingly louder.
Finally, someone made a move. The little teaspoon sighed such a small sigh, that the sigh was only heard by someone who could hear such a small sigh: Legolas. "Why the hell did you follow me here?" shouted Legolas, who was continuing to confuse Aragorn, so he left.
Meara timidly stepped forward. "WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" the elf shouted. "Well, erm, Legolas. we were being chased by. by." the girl shuddered. "No! I can't say it! It's to horrible!" Meara broke down and started bawling into samantha's shoulder. Samantha gave Legolas a look.
"Now look what you've done! Curse elves and their stiff necks!" Legolas stared at Samantha. "What is that supposed to mean?" he asked. "Nothing." Samantha replied, continuing to comfort her sobbing friend.
"Well, then why in the whole of middle-earth are you following me?!?!?!?!?" the elf screamed, causing a few of the birds to fly out of the trees. Both of the girls shuddered before Samantha finally spoke.
"We. we were running. from.HIM!" she whispered timidly.
"Who?" asked Legolas curiously.
Samantha was about to attempt an answer when suddenly Aragorn ran back out of the bushes, his eyes wide in horror.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!" the man shouted at them.
"Oh no!" shouted Meara, her face white! She turned to face her friend. "He's. back." she whispered, terrified.
"WHO!?" shouted Legolas for the second time. He didn't have to wait long for his question to be answered. The bushes started to rustle............. and out of the bushes jumped...................................................................... . DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!......................
GEORGE (W) BUSH!!!!!
The girls screamed and started to run away, but Legolas grabbed them by their wrists and forced them to stay. "What's so bad about him?" he asked. But all they would do is shudder uncontrollably.
But, yet again, Legolas didn't have to wait long for his answer.
"I bring peace. and .um. love!" the president said, advancing towards the elf, the two girls, and the man.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" they all screamed. Legolas, being the one who had the faster reactions, knocked an arrow on his bow and shot the scary guy. "I....bring....love!" he said as he died.
The two girls sighed in relief. "Thank you, leggy-poo!" Meara and Samantha shouted before they ran off back into the bushes.
Aragorn and Legolas stared at each other. "That was disturbing." Legolas said. "How much ya' wanna bet that they'll be back?"
A/N: Okay, so how was that for longer, people? Hmmmmmmm? Well, I would like to say thank you to Luthien Katie for her Bush idea. I hopes you is liking it. And Is Loves Plurals- are you satisfied? Is it good? Is it to your liking? And you too, cookies-will-invade. Do y'all like it? PLEASE R&R!!! GIVE ME IDEAS!! AND NAMES!!! (if ya wanna be in the story, that is.)